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  • #1054490
    Anonymous

      :yawn: very unhappy to be accused of being police! am actually nursey, having a day off in bed x

      #1262913
      Techno Viking
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        Read the thread a bit more… 🙂

        #1262922
        Chrispydelic
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          I could do with a but of nursing.

          #1262925
          Mezz
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            Oooo nursey take my temperature…………….. aaarghhhhhhh not there, not there, oral temp…… not now, wash the thermometer first for gods sake

            #1262919
            Pat McDonald
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              Ignore ’em. Have a nice day off in bed. Welcome. 🙂

              #1262918
              know_hope
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                welcome pv nurse! :wave:

                #1262928
                The Psyentist
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                  Yes we think you are undercover. We also demand that you tell us what music you’re currently listening to, what your favourite alcoholic beverage is, what drugs you’ve consumed and what your plans are for the rest of the day.

                  We like to build a detailed profile of all our inmates.

                  #1262926
                  Mezz
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                    @The Psyentist 509034 wrote:

                    Yes we think you are undercover. We also demand that you tell us what music you’re currently listening to, what your favourite alcoholic beverage is, what drugs you’ve consumed and what your plans are for the rest of the day.

                    We like to build a detailed profile of all our inmates.

                    Demand is a bit strong, whats that ol’ saying about catching more something with sugar than vinegar….. incentivise….. free chocolate for answers lol

                    Let the hazing continue : P

                    #1262916
                    Fizzbombheid
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                      @know_hope 509031 wrote:

                      welcome pv nurse! :wave:

                      anybody else read that as pvc nurse???

                      i’m away for a wank! woOT!

                      #1262915
                      Tank Girl
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                        @Mezz 509018 wrote:

                        Oooo nursey take my temperature…………….. aaarghhhhhhh not there, not there, oral temp…… not now, wash the thermometer first for gods sake

                        No blue tipped thermometers here :p

                        #1262920
                        Pat McDonald
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                          @Fizzbombheid 509265 wrote:

                          i’m away for a wank! woOT!

                          That webcam staring at you from your netbook putting you off a live performance, eh?

                          #1262917
                          Fizzbombheid
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                            @Pat McDonald 509391 wrote:

                            That webcam staring at you from your netbook putting you off a live performance, eh?

                            bus shelter Pat. rush hour. next to the traffic lights. plenty cameras not to mention the school crossing.

                            i’m no shy ma man. tagged….yes but shy naw!

                            #1262914
                            thelog
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                              I don’t think she’s coming back

                              #1262923
                              Chrispydelic
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                                Shame, I like a girl in uniform.

                                #1262927
                                Mezz
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                                  @Chrispydelic 510605 wrote:

                                  Shame, I like a girl in uniform.

                                  Be honest now…. it’s the rubber gloves you like about nurses : P

                                  #1262924
                                  Chrispydelic
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                                    Nah, it’s the uniform and the fact that they are good at “taking care” of people! And they can usually get good drugs!

                                    #1262921
                                    Pat McDonald
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                                      @Fizzbombheid 510575 wrote:

                                      bus shelter Pat. rush hour. next to the traffic lights. plenty cameras not to mention the school crossing.

                                      i’m no shy ma man. tagged….yes but shy naw!

                                      No problem. People at bus stops only care about getting on their bus, likewise people in traffic only care about their destination, and practically all of the school population are either on drugs or selling drugs.

                                      Just be wary of stranger offering to “lend a hand”. That can cost you a small fortune if you’re not careful. Exception: Sperm donation at a fertility clinic can earn you some cash, just expect a complete stranger in 20 years saying, “Hello Dad… you TOSSER”.

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