sad nursey

This topic has 16 replies, 9 voices, and was last updated December 10, 2012 at 6:42 am by The Psyentist.

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November 29, 2012 at 10:14 am #1054490
Anonymous
:yawn: very unhappy to be accused of being police! am actually nursey, having a day off in bed x
November 29, 2012 at 10:17 am #1262913
Techno Viking
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Read the thread a bit more… 🙂
November 29, 2012 at 10:44 am #1262922
Chrispydelic
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I could do with a but of nursing.
November 29, 2012 at 1:22 pm #1262925
Mezz
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Oooo nursey take my temperature…………….. aaarghhhhhhh not there, not there, oral temp…… not now, wash the thermometer first for gods sake
November 29, 2012 at 2:31 pm #1262919
Pat McDonald
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Ignore ’em. Have a nice day off in bed. Welcome. 🙂
November 29, 2012 at 2:51 pm #1262918
know_hope
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welcome pv nurse! :wave:
November 29, 2012 at 4:39 pm #1262928
The Psyentist
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Yes we think you are undercover. We also demand that you tell us what music you’re currently listening to, what your favourite alcoholic beverage is, what drugs you’ve consumed and what your plans are for the rest of the day.

We like to build a detailed profile of all our inmates.
November 29, 2012 at 6:46 pm #1262926
Mezz
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@The Psyentist 509034 wrote:

Yes we think you are undercover. We also demand that you tell us what music you’re currently listening to, what your favourite alcoholic beverage is, what drugs you’ve consumed and what your plans are for the rest of the day.

We like to build a detailed profile of all our inmates.

Demand is a bit strong, whats that ol’ saying about catching more something with sugar than vinegar….. incentivise….. free chocolate for answers lol

Let the hazing continue : P
November 30, 2012 at 8:58 pm #1262916
Fizzbombheid
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@know_hope 509031 wrote:

welcome pv nurse! :wave:

anybody else read that as pvc nurse???

i’m away for a wank! woOT!
November 30, 2012 at 10:51 pm #1262915
Tank Girl
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@Mezz 509018 wrote:

Oooo nursey take my temperature…………….. aaarghhhhhhh not there, not there, oral temp…… not now, wash the thermometer first for gods sake

No blue tipped thermometers here :p
December 1, 2012 at 6:34 pm #1262920
Pat McDonald
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@Fizzbombheid 509265 wrote:

i’m away for a wank! woOT!

That webcam staring at you from your netbook putting you off a live performance, eh?
December 9, 2012 at 2:45 am #1262917
Fizzbombheid
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@Pat McDonald 509391 wrote:

That webcam staring at you from your netbook putting you off a live performance, eh?

bus shelter Pat. rush hour. next to the traffic lights. plenty cameras not to mention the school crossing.

i’m no shy ma man. tagged….yes but shy naw!
December 9, 2012 at 9:52 am #1262914
thelog
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I don’t think she’s coming back
December 9, 2012 at 12:30 pm #1262923
Chrispydelic
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Shame, I like a girl in uniform.
December 9, 2012 at 1:29 pm #1262927
Mezz
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@Chrispydelic 510605 wrote:

Shame, I like a girl in uniform.

Be honest now…. it’s the rubber gloves you like about nurses : P
December 9, 2012 at 2:04 pm #1262924
Chrispydelic
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Nah, it’s the uniform and the fact that they are good at “taking care” of people! And they can usually get good drugs!
December 10, 2012 at 6:42 am #1262921
Pat McDonald
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@Fizzbombheid 510575 wrote:

bus shelter Pat. rush hour. next to the traffic lights. plenty cameras not to mention the school crossing.

i’m no shy ma man. tagged….yes but shy naw!

No problem. People at bus stops only care about getting on their bus, likewise people in traffic only care about their destination, and practically all of the school population are either on drugs or selling drugs.

Just be wary of stranger offering to “lend a hand”. That can cost you a small fortune if you’re not careful. Exception: Sperm donation at a fertility clinic can earn you some cash, just expect a complete stranger in 20 years saying, “Hello Dad… you TOSSER”.
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