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  • #1050751
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    p0ly
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    Just checked my bank account on online banking and 1000 pounds seems to be missing checked through the statement and don’t have a clue where the fuck 1000 pounds seems to have gone to… wtf is up with this?!

    #1238517
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    process
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    can you see if its been drawn out at any point or that something has been paid for that you havent bought…

    #1238526
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    p0ly
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    Nope, even something i bought yesterday hasn’t shown up on the statement yet. Quite confused to be honest, not sure if i’ve gone completely mad and thought i was 1000 pounds richer but i highly doubt it.

    My memory has been a bit mashed since that bad exp but this is something else.

    #1238518
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    process
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    what was the bad expereince?

    #1238527
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    p0ly
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    Some awful k cramp cos i tried to get rid of my stash of ket up my nose cos i didn’t want it anymore… knew out the window was a good idea. Believe i dropped 4 5-HTP’s by accident as well as i thought i’d taken my double dose already :-S 400mg of 5-HTP + a load of vits and ketamine causes some major stomach sickness.

    #1238528
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    p0ly
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    Good things come of it though, has been a true wake up call for k. all the other cramps weren’t at all but this one definitely is. I actually feel like i don’t want it anymore even when i’m well which i’ve never felt before.

    #1238534
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    Fizzbombheid
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    sorry to hear that poly my pal. just to cheer ya up though, i just checked my account and it seems i have an extra grand in mine ;0

    that means my balance is £1000.2p. thankyou kind benefactor raaa

    just joking mate. think through everything and you will find a link to who has been stealing yer dosh…..think, think and think again.

    hope it gets sorted mate.

    #1238529
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    @fizzbombheid 431559 wrote:

    sorry to hear that poly my pal. just to cheer ya up though, i just checked my account and it seems i have an extra grand in mine ;0

    that means my balance is £1000.2p. thankyou kind benefactor raaa

    just joking mate. think through everything and you will find a link to who has been stealing yer dosh…..think, think and think again.

    hope it gets sorted mate.

    If that was the case then i’d actually be happy! 😉

    #1238519
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    process
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    @p0ly 431556 wrote:

    Some awful k cramp cos i tried to get rid of my stash of ket up my nose cos i didn’t want it anymore…

    i did this once as well, few new years ago, properly did my brain in, was off work for about a month and pretty much locked my self in room for the entire time, was a very shit time, but afterwards i did stop doing k so was definatly a good thing in the end!

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    @process 431578 wrote:

    i did this once as well, few new years ago, properly did my brain in, was off work for about a month and pretty much locked my self in room for the entire time, was a very shit time, but afterwards i did stop doing k so was definatly a good thing in the end!

    Did you lose your job? You get bad cramps then or just a head fuck?

    #1238525
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    DaftFader
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    It takes a few days sometimes for it to show up on the statement. even if it’s come out of the account. Keep checking every day for the next few days. If still nothing phone your bank and check with them. It could even be a bank error (unfortunatly not in your favor)!

    #1238535
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    Sychonaut
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    Some dodgy shit there mate. Hope it is just your mind. :you_crazy

    Im always scared to check my back account because I just know I will have less in there that what I actually think. :laugh_at:

    #1238520
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    @p0ly 431610 wrote:

    Did you lose your job? You get bad cramps then or just a head fuck?

    nah went to docters and got a sick note so was okay.. didnt get any cramps either luckily only ever had one which wasnt that bad considering how bad some peoples are.. just went a bit mental and felt very very shit, proper depressed and wierd in the head was not a good time. i was adament it wasnt the drugs making me feel like it as well thought it was my shit life etc.. but strange thing was as soon as i stopped k, all the little problems and stress id be worrying about seemed to fade away.

    #1238516
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    General Lighting
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    The way bank computer systems and other finance computer systems work (or accounting in general) it is very hard for money to just “disappear” from an accounts database. each transaction has two halves – who received the money and who spent it – and these must be equal. Even if a hacker has got into the bank account system they would have to create some sort of entry on your statement or it would trigger alert systems inside the banks computer.

    I don’t know what kind of online bank you are using but some allow you to export your statements into an CSV file, others you can cut and paste the big HTML table into a spreadsheet and then go through the transactions, and from there unearth where the money may have gone. sometimes statement entries will only contain the sort code and account number of where the transaction was paid into..

    Unless you have made a large purchase and forgot about it, it may well be you spent the grand but in small amounts.

    Loading the data into a spreadsheet may seem tedious but saves a lot of hassle as you can use the autofilter to pick out all the cash machine transactions for instance..

    (I do stuff like this for work but on a larger scale, doing year end process at the moment..)

    #1238523
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    cheeseweasel
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    Mashed ebay session?

    If the postman turns up tomorrow with that stuffed walrus you’ve always never wanted then it’s mystery solved.

    #1238521
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    process
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    if you just send me your account number and sort code then i should be able to work out whats gone wrong…

    ill need your internet password to.

    7fonejacker.jpg

    #1238531
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    p0ly
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    I take it you’ll need my card reader and card and internet banking code as well!

    #1238522
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    process
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    @p0ly 431651 wrote:

    I take it you’ll need my card reader and card and internet banking code as well!

    yeah that should just about do it i reckon! 😉

    #1238532
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    p0ly
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    I’ll send you a copy of my birth certificate and my national insurance card/number as well.

    #1238533
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    AGENT 15
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    @process 431648 wrote:

    if you just send me your account number and sort code then i should be able to work out whats gone wrong…

    ill need your internet password to.

    7fonejacker.jpg

    CASH! PRIZE! MONIES!

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    GiantMidget
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    Did you find out what happened in the end Poly?

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