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    pyross.
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      #1150758
      The Psyentist
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        @pyɔross. 546355 wrote:

        I wonder if that other guy is just a loyal friend or a hired testicle assistant?

        #1187681
        The Psyentist
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          @pyɔross. 546355 wrote:

          I wonder if that other guy is just a loyal friend or a hired testicle assistant?

          #1150548
          Izbeckistan
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            @The Psyentist 546353 wrote:

            I couldn’t help but imagine Randy from south park using his testicles as a space hopper lol, that’s what made it a little less believable for me.

            Buffalo soldiers…

            #1185835
            Izbeckistan
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              @The Psyentist 546353 wrote:

              I couldn’t help but imagine Randy from south park using his testicles as a space hopper lol, that’s what made it a little less believable for me.

              Buffalo soldiers…

              #1150839
              korno
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                @The Psyentist 546353 wrote:

                Sorry I wasn’t insinuating you were lying, perhaps a little exaggerated though. I couldn’t help but imagine Randy from south park using his testicles as a space hopper lol, that’s what made it a little less believable for me.

                lolol

                #1191547
                korno
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                  @The Psyentist 546353 wrote:

                  Sorry I wasn’t insinuating you were lying, perhaps a little exaggerated though. I couldn’t help but imagine Randy from south park using his testicles as a space hopper lol, that’s what made it a little less believable for me.

                  lolol

                  #1150993
                  pyross.
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                    @The Psyentist 546356 wrote:

                    I wonder if that other guy is just a loyal friend or a hired testicle assistant?

                    Hired testicle assistant would definitely make your CV stand out lol.

                    #1198292
                    pyross.
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                      @The Psyentist 546356 wrote:

                      I wonder if that other guy is just a loyal friend or a hired testicle assistant?

                      Hired testicle assistant would definitely make your CV stand out lol.

                      #1150760
                      The Psyentist
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                        @pyɔross. 546398 wrote:

                        Hired testicle assistant would definitely make your CV stand out lol.

                        Voluntary testicle assistant would be even better. Employers love voluntary work on CVs.

                        #1187785
                        The Psyentist
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                          @pyɔross. 546398 wrote:

                          Hired testicle assistant would definitely make your CV stand out lol.

                          Voluntary testicle assistant would be even better. Employers love voluntary work on CVs.

                          #1150762
                          The Psyentist
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                            @korno 546311 wrote:

                            An ex bf of mine ended up in hospital with one of his balls the size of a beach ball, we both had to carry his ball to the A&E
                            Basically i had a tummy bug the week before and so i thought it was a good thing that i was all ‘cleared out’ by the end of it for anal, but it turns out bacteria was still hanging around and his ball caught an infection lolol .. Bwaha Bwahahahahaaa

                            Only just thought how or and why did he allow his ball to inflate to such a large size before thinking something wasn’t right or that action should be taken?

                            I mean guys are constantly being warned to ‘check’ ourselves for any abnormal growths or whatnot, I can safely say I ‘check’/touch myself so frequently I notice when I have a new hair sprouting never mind a tumour or any other kind genital disturbance developing lol.

                            #1187884
                            The Psyentist
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                              @korno 546311 wrote:

                              An ex bf of mine ended up in hospital with one of his balls the size of a beach ball, we both had to carry his ball to the A&E
                              Basically i had a tummy bug the week before and so i thought it was a good thing that i was all ‘cleared out’ by the end of it for anal, but it turns out bacteria was still hanging around and his ball caught an infection lolol .. Bwaha Bwahahahahaaa

                              Only just thought how or and why did he allow his ball to inflate to such a large size before thinking something wasn’t right or that action should be taken?

                              I mean guys are constantly being warned to ‘check’ ourselves for any abnormal growths or whatnot, I can safely say I ‘check’/touch myself so frequently I notice when I have a new hair sprouting never mind a tumour or any other kind genital disturbance developing lol.

                              #1151111
                              Deez
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                                @korno 546311 wrote:

                                An ex bf of mine ended up in hospital with one of his balls the size of a beach ball, we both had to carry his ball to the A&E
                                Basically i had a tummy bug the week before and so i thought it was a good thing that i was all ‘cleared out’ by the end of it for anal, but it turns out bacteria was still hanging around and his ball caught an infection lolol .. Bwaha Bwahahahahaaa

                                anal – not even once

                                #1203668
                                Deez
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                                  @korno 546311 wrote:

                                  An ex bf of mine ended up in hospital with one of his balls the size of a beach ball, we both had to carry his ball to the A&E
                                  Basically i had a tummy bug the week before and so i thought it was a good thing that i was all ‘cleared out’ by the end of it for anal, but it turns out bacteria was still hanging around and his ball caught an infection lolol .. Bwaha Bwahahahahaaa

                                  anal – not even once

                                  #1150763
                                  The Psyentist
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                                    @DeezNuts 546428 wrote:

                                    anal – not even once

                                    Even without that horror story it simply has no appeal to me whatsoever.

                                    #1187992
                                    The Psyentist
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                                      @DeezNuts 546428 wrote:

                                      anal – not even once

                                      Even without that horror story it simply has no appeal to me whatsoever.

                                      #1151114
                                      Deez
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                                        @The Psyentist 546430 wrote:

                                        Even without that horror story it simply has no appeal to me whatsoever.

                                        The whole ‘forbidden fruit’ element is kinda cool, but then I think about getting a shitty cock and its just not worth it really and anything that comes out of there is gonna humding.

                                        #1203783
                                        Deez
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                                          @The Psyentist 546430 wrote:

                                          Even without that horror story it simply has no appeal to me whatsoever.

                                          The whole ‘forbidden fruit’ element is kinda cool, but then I think about getting a shitty cock and its just not worth it really and anything that comes out of there is gonna humding.

                                          #1150766
                                          The Psyentist
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                                            @DeezNuts 546431 wrote:

                                            The whole ‘forbidden fruit’ element is kinda cool, but then I think about getting a shitty cock and its just not worth it really and anything that comes out of there is gonna humding.

                                            I feel in the days of old I would have inserted some form of RT joke in regards to ‘forbidden fruit’.

                                            #1188072
                                            The Psyentist
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                                              @DeezNuts 546431 wrote:

                                              The whole ‘forbidden fruit’ element is kinda cool, but then I think about getting a shitty cock and its just not worth it really and anything that comes out of there is gonna humding.

                                              I feel in the days of old I would have inserted some form of RT joke in regards to ‘forbidden fruit’.

                                              #1151115
                                              Deez
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                                                @The Psyentist 546432 wrote:

                                                I feel in the days of old I would have inserted some form of RT joke in regards to ‘forbidden fruit’.

                                                That only applies if she says no. In which case I’d do it for the sheer thrill of it.

                                                #1203865
                                                Deez
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                                                  @The Psyentist 546432 wrote:

                                                  I feel in the days of old I would have inserted some form of RT joke in regards to ‘forbidden fruit’.

                                                  That only applies if she says no. In which case I’d do it for the sheer thrill of it.

                                                  #1151117
                                                  Deez
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                                                    bacon takes too long to cook, shit is fucking teasing me.. it will be so worth it when I get that 16 rasher sandwich though, so worth it.

                                                    #1203975
                                                    Deez
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                                                      bacon takes too long to cook, shit is fucking teasing me.. it will be so worth it when I get that 16 rasher sandwich though, so worth it.

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