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  • #1150747
    AvatarThe Psyentist
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    @p0ly 546277 wrote:

    Do you wear glasses? if not then maybe it’s time. My GF is young and she has shite eyesight so at your age should count your blessings dude as some people need 24/7 glasses from the early years of their life.

    Yeah I have a pair of glasses that I use when driving and watching TV etc. I’m definitely reaching a stage though where I need constant visual aid. I’ve noticed a significant reduction in my sight in the last 2 years or so. Plus I keep getting conjunctivitis and other recurring eye problems, something which has only started around 2 years ago.

    #1187321
    AvatarThe Psyentist
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    @p0ly 546277 wrote:

    Do you wear glasses? if not then maybe it’s time. My GF is young and she has shite eyesight so at your age should count your blessings dude as some people need 24/7 glasses from the early years of their life.

    Yeah I have a pair of glasses that I use when driving and watching TV etc. I’m definitely reaching a stage though where I need constant visual aid. I’ve noticed a significant reduction in my sight in the last 2 years or so. Plus I keep getting conjunctivitis and other recurring eye problems, something which has only started around 2 years ago.

    #1150750
    AvatarThe Psyentist
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    @p0ly 546280 wrote:

    This isn’t a rant but I wonder if like guys or girls ever shit on guys dicks when they’re having anal with em on purpose.

    Not that she’s confessed to it or I’ve asked but I wouldn’t put that sort of move past my girlfriend lol.

    #1187399
    AvatarThe Psyentist
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    @p0ly 546280 wrote:

    This isn’t a rant but I wonder if like guys or girls ever shit on guys dicks when they’re having anal with em on purpose.

    Not that she’s confessed to it or I’ve asked but I wouldn’t put that sort of move past my girlfriend lol.

    #1150751
    AvatarThe Psyentist
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    @p0ly 546280 wrote:

    This isn’t a rant but I wonder if like guys or girls ever shit on guys dicks when they’re having anal with em on purpose.

    I have heard stories too of people indulging in a bit of bum love without having an enema or anything to clear them out first and shit just ending up everywhere.

    #1187432
    AvatarThe Psyentist
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    @p0ly 546280 wrote:

    This isn’t a rant but I wonder if like guys or girls ever shit on guys dicks when they’re having anal with em on purpose.

    I have heard stories too of people indulging in a bit of bum love without having an enema or anything to clear them out first and shit just ending up everywhere.

    #1150923
    Avatarseason.
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    @The Psyentist 546283 wrote:

    I have heard stories too of people indulging in a bit of bum love without having an enema or anything to clear them out first and shit just ending up everywhere.

    :yakk:

    #1194990
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    @The Psyentist 546283 wrote:

    I have heard stories too of people indulging in a bit of bum love without having an enema or anything to clear them out first and shit just ending up everywhere.

    :yakk:

    #1135859
    Avatarp0ly
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    don’t you just hate it when you take a shit and it splashes in the water and causes the poo you did befoee to splash out the toilet and land on ur dick

    #1170155
    Avatarp0ly
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    don’t you just hate it when you take a shit and it splashes in the water and causes the poo you did befoee to splash out the toilet and land on ur dick

    #1150541
    AvatarIzbeckistan
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    @p0ly 546280 wrote:

    This isn’t a rant but I wonder if like guys or girls ever shit on guys dicks when they’re having anal with em on purpose.

    If you push your anus when it is already widened you risk giving your self a pile or even a tear.
    You could maybe not tell them you have the runs and let them bum you…I’m sure pulling that stunt would backfire on you though.

    #1185825
    AvatarIzbeckistan
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    @p0ly 546280 wrote:

    This isn’t a rant but I wonder if like guys or girls ever shit on guys dicks when they’re having anal with em on purpose.

    If you push your anus when it is already widened you risk giving your self a pile or even a tear.
    You could maybe not tell them you have the runs and let them bum you…I’m sure pulling that stunt would backfire on you though.

    #1150544
    AvatarIzbeckistan
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    @The Psyentist 546256 wrote:

    Think I’m actually going blind which is a bit of a downer on my day

    You can get a free eye test with the NHS, its worth it as the more you leave it the worse it could get.

    #1185828
    AvatarIzbeckistan
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    @The Psyentist 546256 wrote:

    Think I’m actually going blind which is a bit of a downer on my day

    You can get a free eye test with the NHS, its worth it as the more you leave it the worse it could get.

    #1150836
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    @p0ly 546280 wrote:

    This isn’t a rant but I wonder if like guys or girls ever shit on guys dicks when they’re having anal with em on purpose.

    An ex bf of mine ended up in hospital with one of his balls the size of a beach ball, we both had to carry his ball to the A&E
    Basically i had a tummy bug the week before and so i thought it was a good thing that i was all ‘cleared out’ by the end of it for anal, but it turns out bacteria was still hanging around and his ball caught an infection lolol .. Bwaha Bwahahahahaaa

    #1191354
    Avatarkorno
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    @p0ly 546280 wrote:

    This isn’t a rant but I wonder if like guys or girls ever shit on guys dicks when they’re having anal with em on purpose.

    An ex bf of mine ended up in hospital with one of his balls the size of a beach ball, we both had to carry his ball to the A&E
    Basically i had a tummy bug the week before and so i thought it was a good thing that i was all ‘cleared out’ by the end of it for anal, but it turns out bacteria was still hanging around and his ball caught an infection lolol .. Bwaha Bwahahahahaaa

    #1150753
    AvatarThe Psyentist
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    @korno 546311 wrote:

    An ex bf of mine ended up in hospital with one of his balls the size of a beach ball, we both had to carry his ball to the A&E
    Basically i had a tummy bug the week before and so i thought it was a good thing that i was all ‘cleared out’ by the end of it for anal, but it turns out bacteria was still hanging around and his ball caught an infection lolol .. Bwaha Bwahahahahaaa

    That’s hilarious if true but pretty fucked up lol

    #1187523
    AvatarThe Psyentist
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    @korno 546311 wrote:

    An ex bf of mine ended up in hospital with one of his balls the size of a beach ball, we both had to carry his ball to the A&E
    Basically i had a tummy bug the week before and so i thought it was a good thing that i was all ‘cleared out’ by the end of it for anal, but it turns out bacteria was still hanging around and his ball caught an infection lolol .. Bwaha Bwahahahahaaa

    That’s hilarious if true but pretty fucked up lol

    #1150837
    Avatarkorno
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    Course its true i don’t make stories up :/
    It was absolutely hilarious yeah lol

    #1191444
    Avatarkorno
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    Course its true i don’t make stories up :/
    It was absolutely hilarious yeah lol

    #1150545
    AvatarIzbeckistan
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    @korno 546311 wrote:

    An ex bf of mine ended up in hospital with one of his balls the size of a beach ball, we both had to carry his ball to the A&E
    Basically i had a tummy bug the week before and so i thought it was a good thing that i was all ‘cleared out’ by the end of it for anal, but it turns out bacteria was still hanging around and his ball caught an infection lolol .. Bwaha Bwahahahahaaa

    omfg I can imagine you both waddling towards AE holding a massive bollock together :p

    loool!

    #1185832
    AvatarIzbeckistan
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    @korno 546311 wrote:

    An ex bf of mine ended up in hospital with one of his balls the size of a beach ball, we both had to carry his ball to the A&E
    Basically i had a tummy bug the week before and so i thought it was a good thing that i was all ‘cleared out’ by the end of it for anal, but it turns out bacteria was still hanging around and his ball caught an infection lolol .. Bwaha Bwahahahahaaa

    omfg I can imagine you both waddling towards AE holding a massive bollock together :p

    loool!

    #1150756
    AvatarThe Psyentist
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    @korno 546317 wrote:

    Course its true i don’t make stories up :/
    It was absolutely hilarious yeah lol

    Sorry I wasn’t insinuating you were lying, perhaps a little exaggerated though. I couldn’t help but imagine Randy from south park using his testicles as a space hopper lol, that’s what made it a little less believable for me.

    #1187621
    AvatarThe Psyentist
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    @korno 546317 wrote:

    Course its true i don’t make stories up :/
    It was absolutely hilarious yeah lol

    Sorry I wasn’t insinuating you were lying, perhaps a little exaggerated though. I couldn’t help but imagine Randy from south park using his testicles as a space hopper lol, that’s what made it a little less believable for me.

    #1150992
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