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  • #1131818
    AvatarDaftFader
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    @Keyser Söze 478730 wrote:

    The prognosis for Horace isn’t good, his heart has swelled to twice the size and he has a massive blood clot in his rear legs…I’m going up to say goodbye to him in a bit. Heart broken

    :group_hug

    #1168046
    AvatarDaftFader
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    @Keyser Söze 478730 wrote:

    The prognosis for Horace isn’t good, his heart has swelled to twice the size and he has a massive blood clot in his rear legs…I’m going up to say goodbye to him in a bit. Heart broken

    :group_hug

    #1130611
    AvatarTank Girl
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    @Keyser Söze 478730 wrote:

    The prognosis for Horace isn’t good, his heart has swelled to twice the size and he has a massive blood clot in his rear legs…I’m going up to say goodbye to him in a bit. Heart broken

    Hugs x x x

    #1165701
    AvatarTank Girl
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    @Keyser Söze 478730 wrote:

    The prognosis for Horace isn’t good, his heart has swelled to twice the size and he has a massive blood clot in his rear legs…I’m going up to say goodbye to him in a bit. Heart broken

    Hugs x x x

    #1129613
    Avatarsinner69
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    yes, massive hugs from copenhagen to you, Keyser.

    #1162678
    Avatarsinner69
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    yes, massive hugs from copenhagen to you, Keyser.

    #1129681
    AvatarAnonymous

    Plastic chopsticks fucking do my head in they do. Wooden ones I can use – they grip the noodles like a mother gripping her child as they cross the road. But plastic ones? Coating the fuckers in vaseline couldn’t make them anymore slippy. I made a right pigs ear of my noodle dish earlier, by the time I’d finished eating it my table was a mess – looked like I places my face in a bowl of soup an sneezed. All this in front of a chick and all, who took me for food but didn’t eat herself. What the fuck!

    #1163018
    AvatarAnonymous

    Plastic chopsticks fucking do my head in they do. Wooden ones I can use – they grip the noodles like a mother gripping her child as they cross the road. But plastic ones? Coating the fuckers in vaseline couldn’t make them anymore slippy. I made a right pigs ear of my noodle dish earlier, by the time I’d finished eating it my table was a mess – looked like I places my face in a bowl of soup an sneezed. All this in front of a chick and all, who took me for food but didn’t eat herself. What the fuck!

    #1136203
    Avatarwickle
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    managed to build up a pretty shitty debt over the last few months due to some heavy duty cola, i’ve gotton too greedy and spent far too much money that i don’t have on whats become my dirty habbit. i’m in the process of planning of moving this area for the summer as 90gbp 87% pure coca has been rife for too long. time for change 🙂

    #1170378
    Avatarwickle
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    managed to build up a pretty shitty debt over the last few months due to some heavy duty cola, i’ve gotton too greedy and spent far too much money that i don’t have on whats become my dirty habbit. i’m in the process of planning of moving this area for the summer as 90gbp 87% pure coca has been rife for too long. time for change 🙂

    #1149450
    AvatarGylfi Gudbjornsson
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    I WAS going to rant about the internets fail on me, but then said internets pulled through and found me the music I was looking for. HAZAR!!! HAZAR!!! HAZAR!!!

    #1183512
    AvatarGylfi Gudbjornsson
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    I WAS going to rant about the internets fail on me, but then said internets pulled through and found me the music I was looking for. HAZAR!!! HAZAR!!! HAZAR!!!

    #1129361
    AvatarGeneral Lighting
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    @Holeydel 478864 wrote:

    Plastic chopsticks fucking do my head in they do. Wooden ones I can use – they grip the noodles like a mother gripping her child as they cross the road. But plastic ones? Coating the fuckers in vaseline couldn’t make them anymore slippy. I made a right pigs ear of my noodle dish earlier, by the time I’d finished eating it my table was a mess – looked like I places my face in a bowl of soup an sneezed. All this in front of a chick and all, who took me for food but didn’t eat herself. What the fuck!

    I’m of part Chinese ancestry and have never been able to use the bloody things. My extended family in Malaysia call me “the Strange Englishman” for this reason.

    #1152914
    AvatarGeneral Lighting
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    @Holeydel 478864 wrote:

    Plastic chopsticks fucking do my head in they do. Wooden ones I can use – they grip the noodles like a mother gripping her child as they cross the road. But plastic ones? Coating the fuckers in vaseline couldn’t make them anymore slippy. I made a right pigs ear of my noodle dish earlier, by the time I’d finished eating it my table was a mess – looked like I places my face in a bowl of soup an sneezed. All this in front of a chick and all, who took me for food but didn’t eat herself. What the fuck!

    I’m of part Chinese ancestry and have never been able to use the bloody things. My extended family in Malaysia call me “the Strange Englishman” for this reason.

    #1150005
    Avatarkiwifruit
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    I want these

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    EVERYONE’S HAPPY!

    #1184814
    Avatarkiwifruit
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    I want these

    [ATTACH=CONFIG]81722[/ATTACH]

    EVERYONE’S HAPPY!

    #1129614
    Avatarsinner69
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    Its not that hard to use them normal wooden chop-sticks, and then you are allowed to slurp loud(according to the japs, that noise is a noise of enjoyment…) when you eat noodle soup…mmmm fantastic lol

    #1162685
    Avatarsinner69
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    Its not that hard to use them normal wooden chop-sticks, and then you are allowed to slurp loud(according to the japs, that noise is a noise of enjoyment…) when you eat noodle soup…mmmm fantastic lol

    #1129682
    AvatarAnonymous

    @!sinner69! 479444 wrote:

    Its not that hard to use them normal wooden chop-sticks, and then you are allowed to slurp loud(according to the japs, that noise is a noise of enjoyment…) when you eat noodle soup…mmmm fantastic lol

    Slurping does my head in an all. Fair enough, you’re coming to the end of a milkshake, my sanity can let that pass. But eating a noodle dish and slurping like a camel replenishing itself after a 50 day hike across the Sahara – makes me go green with bulging muscles it does. If you’re enjoying the chefs food, get off your arse and tell him instead of announcing it to me, who’s sat the other end of the restaurant and already having a bad enough time trying to eat my noodle dish with the plastic chopsticks. Fuck!

    #1163024
    AvatarAnonymous

    @!sinner69! 479444 wrote:

    Its not that hard to use them normal wooden chop-sticks, and then you are allowed to slurp loud(according to the japs, that noise is a noise of enjoyment…) when you eat noodle soup…mmmm fantastic lol

    Slurping does my head in an all. Fair enough, you’re coming to the end of a milkshake, my sanity can let that pass. But eating a noodle dish and slurping like a camel replenishing itself after a 50 day hike across the Sahara – makes me go green with bulging muscles it does. If you’re enjoying the chefs food, get off your arse and tell him instead of announcing it to me, who’s sat the other end of the restaurant and already having a bad enough time trying to eat my noodle dish with the plastic chopsticks. Fuck!

    #1129615
    Avatarsinner69
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    you’re bran-washed with that to slurp is a bad habit…in japan it quite the opesit, if you do not slurp its recon as big middle finger to the chef…me I do not mind at noises while eating, in fact I hate people that think we should behave as they are brain-washed to and not be a free individual….noise and human living goes hand in hand…fuck adults that force their children to behave as robots….

    #1162692
    Avatarsinner69
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    you’re bran-washed with that to slurp is a bad habit…in japan it quite the opesit, if you do not slurp its recon as big middle finger to the chef…me I do not mind at noises while eating, in fact I hate people that think we should behave as they are brain-washed to and not be a free individual….noise and human living goes hand in hand…fuck adults that force their children to behave as robots….

    #1129683
    AvatarAnonymous

    Can’t recall saying it was a bad habit, but hey, awesome psychological report you have on me Sinner! But please don’t hate me for being brainwashed, for my annoyance of people who slurp wasn’t a dig at Japanese culture – just like the time I decided not to stone to death a girlfriend I suspected of doing the naughty wasn’t a dig at other cultures.

    Noise and living might go hand in hand, but like taxes, don’t mean I can’t rant about it 😉

    #1163029
    AvatarAnonymous

    Can’t recall saying it was a bad habit, but hey, awesome psychological report you have on me Sinner! But please don’t hate me for being brainwashed, for my annoyance of people who slurp wasn’t a dig at Japanese culture – just like the time I decided not to stone to death a girlfriend I suspected of doing the naughty wasn’t a dig at other cultures.

    Noise and living might go hand in hand, but like taxes, don’t mean I can’t rant about it 😉

    #1149451
    AvatarGylfi Gudbjornsson
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    RANT! just missed the start of Star Trek:the wrath of khan…………bollocks

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