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  • #1183307
    AvatarGylfi Gudbjornsson
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    @DaftFader 467118 wrote:

    use milk? ๐Ÿ˜›

    yeeeaah milk is a good option :p

    #1150379
    AvatarYellowsub
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    Nt very original but peep who cannot drive or the 1s who pull out in front of ya real fast when u r the only 1 on that road at the time. N then they go slower than the limit, ahhhhhhhh! Makes me want to plow their bumper and drive emm off the damn road lol

    #1185534
    AvatarYellowsub
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    Nt very original but peep who cannot drive or the 1s who pull out in front of ya real fast when u r the only 1 on that road at the time. N then they go slower than the limit, ahhhhhhhh! Makes me want to plow their bumper and drive emm off the damn road lol

    #1136160
    Avatarwickle
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    ^ I hear that. I get the same thing when walking down the street, sometimes somebody will just walk out infront of me then walk slow as fuck. wankers!

    #1170348
    Avatarwickle
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    ^ I hear that. I get the same thing when walking down the street, sometimes somebody will just walk out infront of me then walk slow as fuck. wankers!

    #1150286
    AvatarRy
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    Talking about inconsiderate pedestrians, don’t you hate it when two mothers are side by side pushing prams or whatever, and think that it’s up to you to walk in the road to avoid them, and when you do it out of common courtesy, they just keep nattering their nonsensical shit and don’t even have the courtesy to acknowledge you, let alone say thanks. JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T USE PROTECTION, DOESN’T MAKE YOU SPECIAL… YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL, YOUR KIDS NOT SPECIAL, YOU’RE A TWAT! Seriously, there are scallies around here with more manners.

    #1185362
    AvatarRy
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    Talking about inconsiderate pedestrians, don’t you hate it when two mothers are side by side pushing prams or whatever, and think that it’s up to you to walk in the road to avoid them, and when you do it out of common courtesy, they just keep nattering their nonsensical shit and don’t even have the courtesy to acknowledge you, let alone say thanks. JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T USE PROTECTION, DOESN’T MAKE YOU SPECIAL… YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL, YOUR KIDS NOT SPECIAL, YOU’RE A TWAT! Seriously, there are scallies around here with more manners.

    #1149384
    AvatarGylfi Gudbjornsson
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    @24dB 467296 wrote:

    Talking about inconsiderate pedestrians, don’t you hate it when two mothers are side by side pushing prams or whatever, and think that it’s up to you to walk in the road to avoid them, and when you do it out of common courtesy, they just keep nattering their nonsensical shit and don’t even have the courtesy to acknowledge you, let alone say thanks. JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T USE PROTECTION, DOESN’T MAKE YOU SPECIAL… YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL, YOUR KIDS NOT SPECIAL, YOU’RE A TWAT! Seriously, there are scallies around here with more manners.

    the town I live in is like that, full of dutty skets with sketty kids and skanky fellas.

    Yeah, a degree of acknowledgement would be nice, most of the time said skets look at you like they don’t understand simple english.

    #1183313
    AvatarGylfi Gudbjornsson
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    @24dB 467296 wrote:

    Talking about inconsiderate pedestrians, don’t you hate it when two mothers are side by side pushing prams or whatever, and think that it’s up to you to walk in the road to avoid them, and when you do it out of common courtesy, they just keep nattering their nonsensical shit and don’t even have the courtesy to acknowledge you, let alone say thanks. JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T USE PROTECTION, DOESN’T MAKE YOU SPECIAL… YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL, YOUR KIDS NOT SPECIAL, YOU’RE A TWAT! Seriously, there are scallies around here with more manners.

    the town I live in is like that, full of dutty skets with sketty kids and skanky fellas.

    Yeah, a degree of acknowledgement would be nice, most of the time said skets look at you like they don’t understand simple english.

    #1130747
    Avatarcheeseweasel
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    Being bombarded with fucking valentines adverts and spam emails! With all these sophisticated targeted marketing techniques they’ve got nowadays they should be able to see they’re barking up the wrong fucking tree!

    #1165998
    Avatarcheeseweasel
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    Being bombarded with fucking valentines adverts and spam emails! With all these sophisticated targeted marketing techniques they’ve got nowadays they should be able to see they’re barking up the wrong fucking tree!

    #1149386
    AvatarGylfi Gudbjornsson
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    The fact that every time I got to continue creating my song, I end up back at square one cause I keep thinking “oooo I know, I’ll put this in or I’ll change that”….. ultimately I’m going in circles with it, but, Eventually it’ll be done (I hope) within this century hahaha

    also, that I hate the cold.

    that is all…..for now.

    #1183319
    AvatarGylfi Gudbjornsson
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    The fact that every time I got to continue creating my song, I end up back at square one cause I keep thinking “oooo I know, I’ll put this in or I’ll change that”….. ultimately I’m going in circles with it, but, Eventually it’ll be done (I hope) within this century hahaha

    also, that I hate the cold.

    that is all…..for now.

    #1131792
    AvatarDaftFader
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    @JamZandwich 467290 wrote:

    ^ I hear that. I get the same thing when walking down the street, sometimes somebody will just walk out infront of me then walk slow as fuck. wankers!

    Argh man I hate that! I walk really fast compared to everyone I know (bar my best mate) and almost everyone in the street walks too slow and annoys me. I actually was in ore of some dude who walked past me every day on the way to work at about 100 mph … I couldn’t keep up with him without breaking into a jog lol and as I already said I walk pretty fast. He wasn’t one of them powerwalkers either … just some suit who allways seamed to be late for work. xD

    #1168002
    AvatarDaftFader
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    @JamZandwich 467290 wrote:

    ^ I hear that. I get the same thing when walking down the street, sometimes somebody will just walk out infront of me then walk slow as fuck. wankers!

    Argh man I hate that! I walk really fast compared to everyone I know (bar my best mate) and almost everyone in the street walks too slow and annoys me. I actually was in ore of some dude who walked past me every day on the way to work at about 100 mph … I couldn’t keep up with him without breaking into a jog lol and as I already said I walk pretty fast. He wasn’t one of them powerwalkers either … just some suit who allways seamed to be late for work. xD

    #1135583
    Avatarp0ly
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    baaaah not all my beautiful lady friends came out tonight so the sexiest girl on my list of wants didn’t come out cos we planned for her to come when they were there so there was more she knew… LAME!!! She’s so fucking fit even my lover lover professional dancer ex who got semi finals on BGT last year was amazed and kept complimenting her ass the other day i was with them….

    I WANT HER FLESH… and wonderful personality hhahaahahah <3

    #1169991
    Avatarp0ly
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    baaaah not all my beautiful lady friends came out tonight so the sexiest girl on my list of wants didn’t come out cos we planned for her to come when they were there so there was more she knew… LAME!!! She’s so fucking fit even my lover lover professional dancer ex who got semi finals on BGT last year was amazed and kept complimenting her ass the other day i was with them….

    I WANT HER FLESH… and wonderful personality hhahaahahah <3

    #1130748
    Avatarcheeseweasel
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    Is it me or has this forum become like a massive fucking episode of Trisha lately?

    #1166001
    Avatarcheeseweasel
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    Is it me or has this forum become like a massive fucking episode of Trisha lately?

    #1150295
    Avatarlumpyspaceprincess
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    @nn-Gazatryptamine 467308 wrote:

    the town I live in is like that, full of dutty skets with sketty kids and skanky fellas.

    Yeah, a degree of acknowledgement would be nice, most of the time said skets look at you like they don’t understand simple english.

    Simple English? Lol. What does, “full of dutty skets with sketty kids and skanky fellas mean?” I’m going to look up that termonology on my Urban Dictionary app and see what I come up with. Btw, i’m not making fun of these words, i find it very interesting and humorous how different you speak compared to me….you seem to add a whole new colorful dimension to the English language. Very refreshing. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #1185380
    Avatarlumpyspaceprincess
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    @nn-Gazatryptamine 467308 wrote:

    the town I live in is like that, full of dutty skets with sketty kids and skanky fellas.

    Yeah, a degree of acknowledgement would be nice, most of the time said skets look at you like they don’t understand simple english.

    Simple English? Lol. What does, “full of dutty skets with sketty kids and skanky fellas mean?” I’m going to look up that termonology on my Urban Dictionary app and see what I come up with. Btw, i’m not making fun of these words, i find it very interesting and humorous how different you speak compared to me….you seem to add a whole new colorful dimension to the English language. Very refreshing. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #1149388
    AvatarGylfi Gudbjornsson
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    @lumpyspaceprincess 467508 wrote:

    Simple English? Lol. What does, “full of dutty skets with sketty kids and skanky fellas mean?” I’m going to look up that termonology on my Urban Dictionary app and see what I come up with. Btw, i’m not making fun of these words, i find it very interesting and humorous how different you speak compared to me….you seem to add a whole new colorful dimension to the English language. Very refreshing. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    when you find out you may lol hard enough for a little bit of wee to come out hahaha

    #1183325
    AvatarGylfi Gudbjornsson
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    @lumpyspaceprincess 467508 wrote:

    Simple English? Lol. What does, “full of dutty skets with sketty kids and skanky fellas mean?” I’m going to look up that termonology on my Urban Dictionary app and see what I come up with. Btw, i’m not making fun of these words, i find it very interesting and humorous how different you speak compared to me….you seem to add a whole new colorful dimension to the English language. Very refreshing. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    when you find out you may lol hard enough for a little bit of wee to come out hahaha

    #1150288
    AvatarRy
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    @lumpyspaceprincess 467508 wrote:

    Simple English? Lol. What does, “full of dutty skets with sketty kids and skanky fellas mean?” I’m going to look up that termonology on my Urban Dictionary app and see what I come up with. Btw, i’m not making fun of these words, i find it very interesting and humorous how different you speak compared to me….you seem to add a whole new colorful dimension to the English language. Very refreshing. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    We’ve gotta throw a bit of cockney rhyming your way, you’d love that… wait… where is that speech from…

    Lock Stock:

    “A few nights ago Rory’s Roger iron’s rusted, so he’s gone to the local battle-cruiser to catch the end of his footer. Nobody is watching the custard so he turns the channel over. A fat man’s north opens and he wanders over and turns the Liza over. ‘Now fuck off and watch it somewhere else.’ Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn’t want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. ‘That’s fucking it,’ says the guy. ‘That’s fucking what’ says Rory. Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he then flicks a flaming match into his bird’s nest and the man’s lit up like a leaky gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turned back to his game. His team’s won too. Four-nil.”

    I love that speech! ๐Ÿ˜›

    #1185365
    AvatarRy
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    @lumpyspaceprincess 467508 wrote:

    Simple English? Lol. What does, “full of dutty skets with sketty kids and skanky fellas mean?” I’m going to look up that termonology on my Urban Dictionary app and see what I come up with. Btw, i’m not making fun of these words, i find it very interesting and humorous how different you speak compared to me….you seem to add a whole new colorful dimension to the English language. Very refreshing. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    We’ve gotta throw a bit of cockney rhyming your way, you’d love that… wait… where is that speech from…

    Lock Stock:

    “A few nights ago Rory’s Roger iron’s rusted, so he’s gone to the local battle-cruiser to catch the end of his footer. Nobody is watching the custard so he turns the channel over. A fat man’s north opens and he wanders over and turns the Liza over. ‘Now fuck off and watch it somewhere else.’ Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn’t want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. ‘That’s fucking it,’ says the guy. ‘That’s fucking what’ says Rory. Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he then flicks a flaming match into his bird’s nest and the man’s lit up like a leaky gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turned back to his game. His team’s won too. Four-nil.”

    I love that speech! ๐Ÿ˜›

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