my rant for tonight is smoked some weed to try n sleep but it’s buzzed me awake and feeling really happy!! odd as i usually feel para as fuck… probably the downers i took on top earlier. but that naughty feeling i get when i get really stoned chilled out in a bed, major hornyness….! What i’d do for a lover right now.
Hat if you can get to my house within 4-5 hours i’ll give you everything i own which is a lot of money!
i only need you here to help me fix my kinder egg toy, it seems faulty.
i will be complaining to kinder with a very long letter, i mean think of the mental damage a child would face after buying their favourite kinder egg surprise to find nothing but a broken toy…. i think i even have the right to sue for mental abuse. I’m going out all guns blazing, YOU CAN’T STOP P0LY NOW!
