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  • #1136313
    Avatarpixiegirl
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    DJCliffy;229595 wrote:
    I flicked myself in the nuts. It hurt.

    :lol_big:

    #1170454
    Avatarpixiegirl
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    DJCliffy;229595 wrote:
    I flicked myself in the nuts. It hurt.

    :lol_big:

    #1130781
    Avatarstarlaugh
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    I fucking hate people who drive big luxury Jaguars, they must think mirrors don’t apply to them.

    Some dosy fucker pulled into my lane on my way home from work on Thursday and twatted my car :hopeless:

    Trying to claim off his insurance now :crazy_diz

    #1166073
    Avatarstarlaugh
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    I fucking hate people who drive big luxury Jaguars, they must think mirrors don’t apply to them.

    Some dosy fucker pulled into my lane on my way home from work on Thursday and twatted my car :hopeless:

    Trying to claim off his insurance now :crazy_diz

    #1132018
    Avatarlilmstrixta
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    I am sick of this weather it needs to make its mind up what its doing.

    And starlaugh hun you should take him for all the money he has

    #1168385
    Avatarlilmstrixta
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    I am sick of this weather it needs to make its mind up what its doing.

    And starlaugh hun you should take him for all the money he has

    #1130946
    AvatarGiantMidget
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    FUCKING WASPS!! I just got stung right on the fucking arse! I was in my garden weightlifting and a wasp was buzzing in my face. I blew at it cos my hands were occupied and the cunt stung me on my left butt cheek. It hurts so much! :cry::cry::cry:

    I fucking hate wasps and wish they’d all die! :rant:

    #1166416
    AvatarGiantMidget
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    FUCKING WASPS!! I just got stung right on the fucking arse! I was in my garden weightlifting and a wasp was buzzing in my face. I blew at it cos my hands were occupied and the cunt stung me on my left butt cheek. It hurts so much! :cry::cry::cry:

    I fucking hate wasps and wish they’d all die! :rant:

    #1135900
    AvatarxFadingObsessionx
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    ^ LOLOL. Are you okay?! Ahaha, can you sit down?

    #1170180
    AvatarxFadingObsessionx
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    ^ LOLOL. Are you okay?! Ahaha, can you sit down?

    #1130948
    AvatarGiantMidget
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    xFadingObsessionx;230796 wrote:
    ^ LOLOL. Are you okay?! Ahaha, can you sit down?

    Yeah i’m fine now, couldn’t sit down for fucking ages. In retaliation, I went on a rampage with a lighter and a can of hairspray. Took out a small contingent of the little bastards. Hopefully they’ll think again before stinging me on the arse. raaa

    #1166418
    AvatarGiantMidget
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    xFadingObsessionx;230796 wrote:
    ^ LOLOL. Are you okay?! Ahaha, can you sit down?

    Yeah i’m fine now, couldn’t sit down for fucking ages. In retaliation, I went on a rampage with a lighter and a can of hairspray. Took out a small contingent of the little bastards. Hopefully they’ll think again before stinging me on the arse. raaa

    #1129866
    Avatar2old4this
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    I am seriously phobic about wasps. I am not allergic or anything, but last time i got stung, i was escorted to a nearby chemist, and given anti-histermine (sp?!) and a diazepam ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Think its the psychological thing with me ie “omfg i have actually been stung, my worst nightmare has come true aaargh!” :laugh_at:

    But they really do piss me off – bees at least have some purpose – they make honey ๐Ÿ™‚

    – but wasps? WHYYYYY??:cry:

    On a serious note – i have noticed the past week or two – that wasps seem very aggressive and on the attack big time . . . . anyone else seen this? Anyone know why they are so aggro?

    They are even totally ignoring my insect repellant stuff ( i’m covered in the stuff! :yakk: :laugh_at:) and that normally works great. They are affecting my day, and not in a small way raaa

    #1163726
    Avatar2old4this
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    I am seriously phobic about wasps. I am not allergic or anything, but last time i got stung, i was escorted to a nearby chemist, and given anti-histermine (sp?!) and a diazepam ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Think its the psychological thing with me ie “omfg i have actually been stung, my worst nightmare has come true aaargh!” :laugh_at:

    But they really do piss me off – bees at least have some purpose – they make honey ๐Ÿ™‚

    – but wasps? WHYYYYY??:cry:

    On a serious note – i have noticed the past week or two – that wasps seem very aggressive and on the attack big time . . . . anyone else seen this? Anyone know why they are so aggro?

    They are even totally ignoring my insect repellant stuff ( i’m covered in the stuff! :yakk: :laugh_at:) and that normally works great. They are affecting my day, and not in a small way raaa

    #1132019
    Avatarlilmstrixta
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    I am having the worse week fist off i get this stupid chest infection thats doing the rounds and yesterday i had the most evil customer ever he realy upset me and i don’t get like that at work ever, now today i feel so crap that i have had to go home from work i feel like crap and i won’t get paid as we don’t get sick pay

    #1168387
    Avatarlilmstrixta
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    I am having the worse week fist off i get this stupid chest infection thats doing the rounds and yesterday i had the most evil customer ever he realy upset me and i don’t get like that at work ever, now today i feel so crap that i have had to go home from work i feel like crap and i won’t get paid as we don’t get sick pay

    #1129772
    Avatarprocess
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    2old4this!;230911 wrote:
    On a serious note – i have noticed the past week or two – that wasps seem very aggressive and on the attack big time . . . . anyone else seen this? Anyone know why they are so aggro?

    They are even totally ignoring my insect repellant stuff ( i’m covered in the stuff! :yakk: :laugh_at:) and that normally works great. They are affecting my day, and not in a small way raaa

    yeah wasps piss me right off too! There was absolutely shit loads at the big chill! They normally dont get lairy until autumn time when they all start to get pissed on fermented apples! :crazy_drunk:

    #1163388
    Avatarprocess
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    2old4this!;230911 wrote:
    On a serious note – i have noticed the past week or two – that wasps seem very aggressive and on the attack big time . . . . anyone else seen this? Anyone know why they are so aggro?

    They are even totally ignoring my insect repellant stuff ( i’m covered in the stuff! :yakk: :laugh_at:) and that normally works great. They are affecting my day, and not in a small way raaa

    yeah wasps piss me right off too! There was absolutely shit loads at the big chill! They normally dont get lairy until autumn time when they all start to get pissed on fermented apples! :crazy_drunk:

    #1129742
    AvatarquietRIOT
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    PEOPLE WHO DO NOT KNOW YOU AT ALL.BUT YET MAKE JUDGEMENTS ABOUT YOU,JEALOUS PEOPLE ESPECIALLY GIRLS, BITCHY COS I VE STOLEN THEIR FIRE…OH DI DUMS…OR THEY FIND ME A THREAT,SO SAD TO TREAT PEOPLE THIS WAY…IF I SEE A CONFIDENT, HAPPY, WOMAN,WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE ABOUT I THINK GO GIRL!!!
    I RISE ABOVE EM. YOU HAVE TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST IT IS WAYYY TOO SHORT , GET OUT MORE!…
    THAT IS ALL

    #1163274
    AvatarquietRIOT
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    PEOPLE WHO DO NOT KNOW YOU AT ALL.BUT YET MAKE JUDGEMENTS ABOUT YOU,JEALOUS PEOPLE ESPECIALLY GIRLS, BITCHY COS I VE STOLEN THEIR FIRE…OH DI DUMS…OR THEY FIND ME A THREAT,SO SAD TO TREAT PEOPLE THIS WAY…IF I SEE A CONFIDENT, HAPPY, WOMAN,WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE ABOUT I THINK GO GIRL!!!
    I RISE ABOVE EM. YOU HAVE TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST IT IS WAYYY TOO SHORT , GET OUT MORE!…
    THAT IS ALL

    #1129867
    Avatar2old4this
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    Yeah – right on sista! Ditto wot u said! Some biaatches need to take a chill pill eh?
    One of the guys i work with, i sussed he loves his oldskool house too, so i sorted him out a couple of old cds n tapes. About 18months ago it was. That was it – no extra frills or spills to this story at all. BUT . . . .
    You shoulda seen the EVIL Attitude i got off this woman in the office, who soooo clearly wants his bits (in the biblical sense and all!!) proper grief, the kind that can really affect yr work, u know, undermining me (loudly) creating false impressions of me etc etc -seems like she needs the power trip points for her own self esteem or summat? Me – i say let her have the points,they really are not a big deal to me – i can live with not being ‘all that and then some’ – and they clearly are important to her so . . . (Still get grief from her even now- Pathetic!) Some people just ‘have to’ intimidate and put down, just to survive! I do sometimes bite back nowadays tho ๐Ÿ˜‰

    But – also – the guy started to act all on edge around me for a few weeks after that ! :wtf: !!!- until he finally got his head round the fact that i really wasn’t trying to lure him into my seedy den with oldskool choonage! (:laugh_at:weapons of mass seduction maybe?!) (if that had been true, poor sod wouldna stooda chance hehee!)

    He’s cool now, glad we got past that bit tho’, its nice to relax n have occasional natterings about all tings oldskool, without having to be on my guard, and all that shit :rolleyes:

    Women eh? raaa

    #1163731
    Avatar2old4this
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    Yeah – right on sista! Ditto wot u said! Some biaatches need to take a chill pill eh?
    One of the guys i work with, i sussed he loves his oldskool house too, so i sorted him out a couple of old cds n tapes. About 18months ago it was. That was it – no extra frills or spills to this story at all. BUT . . . .
    You shoulda seen the EVIL Attitude i got off this woman in the office, who soooo clearly wants his bits (in the biblical sense and all!!) proper grief, the kind that can really affect yr work, u know, undermining me (loudly) creating false impressions of me etc etc -seems like she needs the power trip points for her own self esteem or summat? Me – i say let her have the points,they really are not a big deal to me – i can live with not being ‘all that and then some’ – and they clearly are important to her so . . . (Still get grief from her even now- Pathetic!) Some people just ‘have to’ intimidate and put down, just to survive! I do sometimes bite back nowadays tho ๐Ÿ˜‰

    But – also – the guy started to act all on edge around me for a few weeks after that ! :wtf: !!!- until he finally got his head round the fact that i really wasn’t trying to lure him into my seedy den with oldskool choonage! (:laugh_at:weapons of mass seduction maybe?!) (if that had been true, poor sod wouldna stooda chance hehee!)

    He’s cool now, glad we got past that bit tho’, its nice to relax n have occasional natterings about all tings oldskool, without having to be on my guard, and all that shit :rolleyes:

    Women eh? raaa

    #1130949
    AvatarGiantMidget
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    If people start driving you mad then i have the perfect solution. Urine cubes. Freeze some piss and smuggle a cube in and or on the person in question. it will melt and smell really bad thus totally embarrassing said individual and possibly making them cry. i have done this and it’s a bit messy but well worth it. :devil_wag

    #1166421
    AvatarGiantMidget
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    If people start driving you mad then i have the perfect solution. Urine cubes. Freeze some piss and smuggle a cube in and or on the person in question. it will melt and smell really bad thus totally embarrassing said individual and possibly making them cry. i have done this and it’s a bit messy but well worth it. :devil_wag

    #1129869
    Avatar2old4this
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    Oooh . . .don’t put ideas in my head ffs lol.

    But that is a good plan, not sure about making them cry tho, (i am still novice at the evil shizz) but this idea is now on my “list” :weee::sign0092:

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