Utter pillocks. Why the hell did he come back anyway?

they are as daft as the youths putting their crime up on bebo :you_crazy

really can’t believe she told a lie as big as that to her two sons, i could never forgive them, its not like he faked his death for their safety or anything, just for money :you_crazy

I think the main problem was his gambling debts he needed to run away from.

Maybe he thought he could do a Harold Bishop. Then just get back on with his life. The plan was sort of sound, apart from the posing for the photo bit.. whoops. He does look pretty smug in that photo!

I’m sick of this canoeist mug now! At least one thing we can all learn from this is that, If you fake your own death don’t turn yourself in!!!! :you_crazy

and if your gonna do it being lost at sea is quite a belivable way of doing it, so long as you dont volunteer to have your photo in some property broucher!