martin thorpe.....professional bullshitter exradordinare

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July 23, 2012 at 6:29 pm #1053554
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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Basically he’s a delusional retard. He seems to find that lying about every detail of his life is gonna get him somewhere.
From the age of about 12 he’s been a compulsively lying about everything, subsequently he has no friends as I’ve ruined his life in that respect. Here’s a few examples for his ‘creative mind’:
* he’s adopted.
* he works for mi6.
* he’s a black belt in multiple martial arts :laugh_at:
* he owns his own home aka the one me, my mum and dad live in :you_crazy:
* has met the prime minister (yeaa right)
*

All in all, the best thing anyone could do if they ever come in contact with him is to just box is head in….

He also has a thing for banging 15 year olds, as well as getting them up the duff. To say he’s a sick twisted cunt is an understatement, and yet, I’m the only cunt who fan see this!!!!

:head_bang:
July 23, 2012 at 10:36 pm #1256344
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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This is, unfortunately, my brother……
July 23, 2012 at 10:37 pm #1256338
thelog
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Wow, sounds like a right plonker. Don’t you worry though people who bullshit like that always get found out, only then will they learn the error of their ways.

Oh yeah BTW I went on a trip to the international space station earlier.. It was fun, but don’t tell anyone.
July 23, 2012 at 10:40 pm #1256339
thelog
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Oh yeah I know two people who have given me the “”i’m black belt in nijitsu”<can't spell] funny that people always spin that one innit.
July 23, 2012 at 10:44 pm #1256351
know_hope
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help crazy people…maybe one day he’ll thank u for it…

maybe not… but its still worth a try
July 23, 2012 at 10:46 pm #1256345
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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I’m nearing the end of my tether with him, and as for my parents…….let’s say he won’t be living very much longer.
July 23, 2012 at 10:52 pm #1256340
p0ly
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i don’t mind the boy but i only ever see him for short periods of time, if i’m with him for longer then 20 mins the bullshit flows.
July 23, 2012 at 10:58 pm #1256346
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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@p0ly 489007 wrote:

i don’t mind the boy but i only ever see him for short periods of time, if i’m with him for longer then 20 mins the bullshit flows.

Lol the army boyed him Bruv!!!! They said he’s too much of an arse licker!!!!!
July 23, 2012 at 10:59 pm #1256341
p0ly
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He got boyed by the army? no way!
July 23, 2012 at 11:03 pm #1256347
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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Yeah mate!!! I fuckin laughed so much at him when I heard hahaha

Basically, they won’t let him in cause A. He’s an arse licker, B. He’s got stupid ear stretches C. He full of shit.
Plus he hasn’t got the brain power to deal with bloody oven let alone a fuckin gun.
July 23, 2012 at 11:19 pm #1256342
p0ly
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what do you mean ass licker? what did he do
July 23, 2012 at 11:24 pm #1256348
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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@p0ly 489016 wrote:

what do you mean ass licker? what did he do

As in he would be the one who always volunteered for things, always like oh I’ll get that for you….a real suck up.
July 24, 2012 at 9:13 pm #1256343
p0ly
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why don’t you recommend the navy to him?
July 24, 2012 at 11:34 pm #1256349
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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Not a bad idea, or sign him up to crazy religious cult in Delaware lol
July 25, 2012 at 8:00 am #1256350
Moonie
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I know a guy just like this, he went on tour with Avenged Sevenfold but for some reason doesn’t have a single picture of it (like anyone would care anyway, they suck).
I can’t remember if that was before or after he married a Slovakian online that he goes to see sometimes (we checked, he has no passport), and I have no idea how all that fits in with him shooting a guy dead in Iraq.

Douchebags like that always get found out.
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