Hi Manaman ,

@partytime gave you septosperidium …….it’s okay chap a course of antibiotics and that rash will clear up , in the mean time don’t scratch it !!!!!!

regards

your friendly GP Mungo

Hi All ,
OOOOHHHH i feel some friction in the air !!!!! , lets all calm down , why cant we all just get along ?

peace and love

regards
Mungo
ps remember your live on pv so please dont say fuck or bugger !!!

Hi Harr!et ,
we are omnivores ……..don’t know what it means but thats what we are lol , no means we should eat both or can eat both . In other words we aint fussy eaters …..or at least i aint 😛

regards
Mungo
ps you cook it ill eat it

not so harr!et the protein in meat comes from vegitables that the animals eat, it takes awhile to work out what goes with what so as to get all the required amino acids, besides mountian gorillas have canine teeth they dont eat meat, also its about the way their being treated, back home in 2005 a relation had his cattle on the land, i was looking out the back window, two of the calfs had fallen out with each other and the way their mothers petted and comforted them was like watching two women with their kids in a playground.
They have emotions and personalities just like us, also do you really think were supposed to drink cows milk

you do not get everything you need from vegetables, and we need far more than amino acids. we are a race that has evolved over millions of years to be finely tuned for survival, so we should use everything we have got to survive (eg, canines). animals may well have personalities, but it’s the way life works. it’s the food chain. you don’t get the nutrients you need from what previous animals in the chain have eaten, by the time it gets to you it won’t be enough. i think it’s perfectly fine to be vegetarian but you can’t call us omnivores stupid (or whatever the word was that you used) because if life wasn’t as easy as it is now, we’d be the ones who would survive to carry on the race because we’re using everything available to us. i’ve just finished studying evolution for my biology a-level, and i think that the vegetarians would be more likely to die out. the fact that gorillas have canines might be down to the fact that their common ancestor did and canines haven’t been “evolved out” (not sure of the term i should use). humans have a few characteristics that would have enabled us to survive better millions of years ago but no longer help us at all, such as certain phobias.

basically though.. i think its fine to be a vegetarian but you can’t get on your high horse because in a way, it’s maladaptive to us.

Hi All,
Harr!et is right in what she is saying , if we had to go back to pure survival and living off the land . we would eat what ever we could to survive , its only cos food is plentiful that people can now pick and choose . Perfect example of modern day survival is that plane crash in the andes and to survive the survivers ate human flesh of the dead . Im sure in normal life they would never even think of it , but when your starving and its life or death !!!! .

regards
Mungo

hello dr mungo, even thoughs who still live the old way are as likely to dig for roots and search for watermellons as hunt a beast, besides what i dont like is the way we treat our lifestock its mostly very cruel

Hi manaman ,
Well after listening to your description of your symtoms i feel i must like all good gp’s baffle you with bollocks that no one including myself actually understands . So here goes old chap ” it would appear an Anobium punctatum has bitten you on the Cruris and has penetrated the dermis with its venom !!!! . Thus creating Scabies reactions to the dermis , this can then spread to the bundle of hiss and create a Myocardial infarction…..commonly know as Farced .

If the patient pressents symptoms of being Farced , you must place imediatly in the Nunc iaceo ac dormio position and monitor for signs of anuscavum type behaviour . If Patient exhibits anuscavum then a good slap to the facia should return normal behaviour .

Also the patient might exhibit signs of Excretacaput in which case kick hard in the testiculus .

So Mr Manaman i think a good pint of guinness should do the trick 😉

Glad to be of service …..you can pick up your prescription in the Red Lion 🙂

regards

your faux GP Mungo

@manaman 433674 wrote:

I did get a rash on my shin around the time i posted that, do you think he might of crawled up my trousers and bit me?
And is there a cure?

stick a rasher of bacon on it. like a meat plaster. that will sort you out.

😉

Hi FiizzBombHeid,
LOL bacon and cheese !!!!!

regards
Mungo
ps Helmut Cheese can be got rid of with a splash of petrol and a match !!!! ps kids yet again dont try this at home unless your a train stunt man !!!

@Fizzbombheid 433812 wrote:

stick a rasher of bacon on it. like a meat plaster. that will sort you out.

😉

I shall do, then put it back on your plate.
Mungo,
Helmut cheese, i wonder if thats one poly’s favourate five cheeses?

Hi Manaman ,
I do eat meat mate but i dont think i wanna eat yours …..even if its got bacon wrapped around it !!!!! . Im sure though if you wonder about long enough with your old boy wrapped in bacon on a plate some one will oblige .

DR Mungo now looking up my surgical book on how to re-attach old boys back to the body !!!! , just in case like , best to be prepared 🙂

regards
Mungo

saw bones :-O