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    Fizzbombheid
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    ive had a good day…

    woke up had a wank…copped some mex and itz no even 10 am

    fOne ma pal to pik me up to take me tae HomebaSe for toolz….no problemo

    tripp oot for a couple o’ hours

    dump the gear at the job

    couplle o’ pintz n’then SUBWAY sandwich everyting on iT cept olives…..poofy ye see

    “drop me oaff ya radge!” back at the ranch “See ya in the pub laterz boot tea-time

    Ring rinG “Hiya doll! thatz it aw sorted got ya a subway” wink wink

    “Ye better not be on that stuff?? work the mora bla bla bla”

    roll eyes

    “nae bother!”

    hour to kill…sniff sniff…………….another wank. god bless internet porn.

    TEATIME PINTTIME hiding behind my own eyes…………..”Hallo Ya alkies!! jukebox on MUSIKKK

    Spraff spraff here spraff there.., everybody drunk nobody none the wiser

    bus home pop in the pakis for a wee half bottle o’ whisky & juice……….BaM!! on the internet..put on some choonz wee bag o’ ching for the mrs…………”Oh Aye! i’ll have some o’ that” she says…

    nice time chillin……….. few hours pas….shes out for the counT….and im still at YippEE!!

    Heidfones oN shes sNorinnng AWAY………….Jobs a good un

    and sHe didnae even eat the sUbway……..so ive scoffed iT!

    Aye itz good to be a man

    tink ill have another liNe

    ;]

    #1251173
    know_hope
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    i read a book called ‘espedair street’, by iain banks. i had no idea (scottish) people write like this in real. i thought it was just for effect. cool… is there such place called ‘the griffin’ in glasgow?

    #1251168
    wickle
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    hahahaha sounds like a scene from rab c nesbitt lol

    #1251171
    Fizzbombheid
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    cheeky bastardz im from the capital. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #1251169
    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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    fizz……you NEVER fail to make me laugh!

    #1251170
    dubstep_joe
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    ^all due to the mexy I say

    #1251172
    Sychonaut
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    Paahaha, epic post man. Seem like your in a proper good mood today!! ๐Ÿ™‚

    Your posts keep me entertained.

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