ive had a good day…
woke up had a wank…copped some mex and itz no even 10 am
fOne ma pal to pik me up to take me tae HomebaSe for toolz….no problemo
tripp oot for a couple o’ hours
dump the gear at the job
couplle o’ pintz n’then SUBWAY sandwich everyting on iT cept olives…..poofy ye see
“drop me oaff ya radge!” back at the ranch “See ya in the pub laterz boot tea-time
Ring rinG “Hiya doll! thatz it aw sorted got ya a subway” wink wink
“Ye better not be on that stuff?? work the mora bla bla bla”
roll eyes
“nae bother!”
hour to kill…sniff sniff…………….another wank. god bless internet porn.
TEATIME PINTTIME hiding behind my own eyes…………..”Hallo Ya alkies!! jukebox on MUSIKKK
Spraff spraff here spraff there.., everybody drunk nobody none the wiser
bus home pop in the pakis for a wee half bottle o’ whisky & juice……….BaM!! on the internet..put on some choonz wee bag o’ ching for the mrs…………”Oh Aye! i’ll have some o’ that” she says…
nice time chillin……….. few hours pas….shes out for the counT….and im still at YippEE!!
Heidfones oN shes sNorinnng AWAY………….Jobs a good un
and sHe didnae even eat the sUbway……..so ive scoffed iT!
Aye itz good to be a man
tink ill have another liNe
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