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May 13, 2009 at 2:12 pm #1047290
SweetAss
ParticipantIf you woke up tomorrow & found out you were in charge of absoloutly everything, what would you do????:weee:
May 13, 2009 at 2:13 pm #1199275GiantMidget
ParticipantDestroy anyone who called me casper.
May 13, 2009 at 2:17 pm #1199263process
ParticipantDJCliffy;326670 wrote:Destroy anyone who called me casper.casper! 😉
May 13, 2009 at 2:19 pm #1199276GiantMidget
Participantdjprocess;326672 wrote:casper! 😉YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!!! :ar15:
May 13, 2009 at 2:22 pm #1199261Anonymous
I’d go back to bed
May 13, 2009 at 2:26 pm #1199268Angel
ModeratorLaugh my ass off..
cruel cruel world we live in :laugh_at:
May 13, 2009 at 3:18 pm #1199292joshd96320
Participanthave everyone bring me cider, make the police force what it says it is, have a massive rave, and make everyone kiss me toes!
May 13, 2009 at 3:30 pm #1199285SweetAss
ParticipantFoot fetish???
May 13, 2009 at 3:33 pm #1199294acidmunky
Participantfirst thing id do would be legalise weed. the next thing id do is go and smoke it up in one of the coffee shops i just opened.
probably couldnt be fucked to do any thing after that!!May 13, 2009 at 4:12 pm #1199274spark_plug
Participantkill myself. itd be horrible. imagine the mess youd have to deal with
May 13, 2009 at 4:59 pm #1199273Southcaver
ParticipantFirst i’d build a castle, not enough leaders build castles these days.
Scrap the police force in favour of a sect of ninja trained knights on horse back.
spend all the worlds tax money on making a nightclub on the moon.
and that would do for starters.May 13, 2009 at 5:58 pm #1199291uglyprettytrash
Participanti can’t even manage my own life let alone a whole bloody planet.
May 13, 2009 at 6:08 pm #1199282p0ly
ParticipantSweetAss;326669 wrote:If you woke up tomorrow & found out you were in charge of absoloutly everything, what would you do????:weee:REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone knows cliffy should be king of the world
May 13, 2009 at 7:42 pm #1199277GiantMidget
Participantp0lygon-Window;326754 wrote:REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!everyone knows cliffy should be king of the world
Damn straight. But. I would probably be assassinated within the first month.
May 13, 2009 at 7:44 pm #1199269MisterDuck
Participantprobably have the usual morning glory wank
bet it’d be a good wank thoughMay 13, 2009 at 7:46 pm #1199278GiantMidget
Participantboothy;326850 wrote:probably have the usual morning glory wank
bet it’d be a good wank thoughSurely though you could get someone else to do it if you were ruler of the world!!
May 13, 2009 at 7:48 pm #1199270MisterDuck
ParticipantDJCliffy;326851 wrote:Surely though you could get someone else to do it if you were ruler of the world!!i could get mary to do it! after all she is the mother of my child
May 13, 2009 at 7:49 pm #1199271MisterDuck
ParticipantDJCliffy;326851 wrote:Surely though you could get someone else to do it if you were ruler of the world!!nah, that’d be morally wrong
i’d be a terrible ruler, i’d still have my moral obligations!
chances are many people would want too though, not cos im ruler of the world, just simply because i look sexy in a wetsuitMay 13, 2009 at 7:55 pm #1199279GiantMidget
Participantboothy;326855 wrote:nah, that’d be morally wrong
i’d be a terrible ruler, i’d still have my moral obligations!
chances are many people would want too though, not cos im ruler of the world, just simply because i look sexy in a wetsuitIf i were ruler of the world then i would have large statues built of me sitting on the toilet with a very serious face. I would ban most religions and have a religion based purely on music. I would also create several fat camps and make it illegal to be a heffer. I would also make monday part of the weekend. It would be a utopia.
May 13, 2009 at 8:07 pm #1199272MisterDuck
ParticipantDJCliffy;326859 wrote:If i were ruler of the world then i would have large statues built of me sitting on the toilet with a very serious face. I would ban most religions and have a religion based purely on music. I would also create several fat camps and make it illegal to be a heffer. I would also make monday part of the weekend. It would be a utopia.i’d execute anyone who didn’t agree with me
then hold a democratic election
mugabe version 2May 13, 2009 at 8:14 pm #1199280GiantMidget
Participantboothy;326863 wrote:i’d execute anyone who didn’t agree with me
then hold a democratic election
mugabe version 2You’d have to be muagbe number 3. Mugabe number two have just been sworn in as president of South Africa. :hopeless:
May 13, 2009 at 8:14 pm #1199283p0ly
ParticipantDJCliffy;326859 wrote:I would ban most religions and have a religion based purely on musicwhat about Denke??
May 13, 2009 at 8:16 pm #1199281GiantMidget
Participantp0lygon-Window;326870 wrote:what about Denke??Well he’d be screwed wouldn’t he! :laugh_at:
May 13, 2009 at 8:18 pm #1199284p0ly
Participantpoor denke
May 13, 2009 at 8:49 pm #1199293joshd96320
Participant@DJCliffy 326859 wrote:
If i were ruler of the world then i would have large statues built of me sitting on the toilet with a very serious face. I would ban most religions and have a religion based purely on music. I would also create several fat camps and make it illegal to be a heffer. I would also make monday part of the weekend. It would be a utopia.
CLIFFY FOR KING!
CLIFFY FOR KING!
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