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  • #1250480
    AvatarMC G-Tek
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    @DeezNuts 518135 wrote:

    Hahaha ive just seen all these comments G-tek and Psy!
    To be honest i don’t know why my rape train makes you laugh though.. surely an appropriate reaction would be to cry? 😉

    If you’re making them cry, you’re doing it wrong man!

    I’m sure rape victims won’t find any of these comments funny, but if they can’t take a joke – fuck em!

    #1250679
    AvatarDeez
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    @MC G-Tek 518168 wrote:

    If you’re making them cry, you’re doing it wrong man!

    I’m sure rape victims won’t find any of these comments funny, but if they can’t take a joke – fuck em!

    Quite literally fuck them i’m guessing? Haha!
    To be fair, 50 no’s and a yes after you threaten to kill them still means a yes!

    #1250481
    AvatarMC G-Tek
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    @DeezNuts 518169 wrote:

    Quite literally fuck them i’m guessing? Haha!
    To be fair, 50 no’s and a yes after you threaten to kill them still means a yes!

    Ha ha, as long as you get that yes it’s all good man.

    It’s also all good if you shout ‘surprise’ first!

    #1250534
    AvatarThe Psyentist
    Participant

    Well if anything we’ve created a new definition for the word ‘training’. Or rather narrowed it down to simply mastering the art of rape, and yes as of now it’s an art form. Lol.

    #1250535
    AvatarThe Psyentist
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    And we still have newbies arriving amidst that conversation and their main concern was the police accusations. No problem whatsoever with the casual rapey remarks lol.

    #1250536
    AvatarThe Psyentist
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    Before I forget here’s a phrase I coined, it’s an slightly deeper and meaning alternative to ‘I don’t give a shit’.

    My version ‘I don’t give a rape victims shattered pelvis’, never caught on though….

    #1250482
    AvatarMC G-Tek
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    @The Psyentist 518175 wrote:

    Well if anything we’ve created a new definition for the word ‘training’. Or rather narrowed it down to simply mastering the art of rape, and yes as of now it’s an art form. Lol.

    Sweet, if it’s an art form, I’m gonna apply to the arts council for a grant so I can become rapey full-time! I could even put on an exhibition in the Tate gallery, I think I’ll call it ‘Rape at the Tate’!

    #1250538
    AvatarThe Psyentist
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    @MC G-Tek 518219 wrote:

    Sweet, if it’s an art form, I’m gonna apply to the arts council for a grant so I can become rapey full-time! I could even put on an exhibition in the Tate gallery, I think I’ll call it ‘Rape at the Tate’!

    Hahaha. Set up a thread looking for willing *participants? We have a ‘plotting a murder’ thread so there shouldn’t be a problem with that lol.

    *just realised that sounds like party-psy-pants. New username?

    #1250680
    AvatarDeez
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    @The Psyentist 518230 wrote:

    Hahaha. Set up a thread looking for willing *participants? We have a ‘plotting a murder’ thread so there shouldn’t be a problem with that lol.

    *just realised that sounds like party-psy-pants. New username?

    Nah its better when they don’t know mate, thats half the fun!
    Chloroform, because who wants to remember being raped?

    #1250483
    AvatarMC G-Tek
    Participant

    @The Psyentist 518230 wrote:

    Hahaha. Set up a thread looking for willing *participants? We have a ‘plotting a murder’ thread so there shouldn’t be a problem with that lol.

    *just realised that sounds like party-psy-pants. New username?

    Funnily enough mate, earlier on I was actually toying with the idea of changing my username to Psy-Monk-Owl!

    #1250681
    AvatarDeez
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    @MC G-Tek 518243 wrote:

    Funnily enough mate, earlier on I was actually toying with the idea of changing my username to Psy-Monk-Owl!

    Hahaha, i didn’t get that one for a while, i thought you were being sincere at first!

    #1250485
    AvatarMC G-Tek
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    @DeezNuts 518250 wrote:

    Hahaha, i didn’t get that one for a while, i thought you were being sincere at first!

    LOL! Would make a cool name though I reckon man.

    #1250682
    AvatarDeez
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    @MC G-Tek 518252 wrote:

    LOL! Would make a cool name though I reckon man.

    Indeed man, but that avi should never change!

    #1250486
    AvatarMC G-Tek
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    @DeezNuts 518255 wrote:

    Indeed man, but that avi should never change!

    Don’t worry mate, I’ll be keeping that for sure! Could just change my username to Quagmire and have done with it I guess…

    #1250683
    AvatarDeez
    Participant

    Haha it just cracks me up, especially with the rape jokes! Giggity!

    #1250487
    AvatarMC G-Tek
    Participant

    @DeezNuts 518267 wrote:

    Haha it just cracks me up, especially with the rape jokes! Giggity!

    I guess it does give the jokes an extra something having that there mate, ha ha!

    #1250684
    AvatarDeez
    Participant

    Haha yeah man!

    #1249658
    AvatarAnonymous

    I believe you suspect that every new member here is a police. Yawn…

    #1250488
    AvatarMC G-Tek
    Participant

    @pixy 518686 wrote:

    I believe you suspect that every new member here is a police. Yawn…

    Well worked out, you didn’t get all defensive like some do, so you can be our friend, welcome!

    #1250702
    AvatarHardstyle126
    Participant

    da fuq

    #1250669
    AvatarAnonymous

    I am not the police, I’m just stupid when it comes to drugs. Even If I was the police I live in america so I wouldn’t be able to do anything anyway. Why the fuck would I care if people to drugs, I let people smoke weed around me and the only thing I actually care about is cigarettes because I get sick and they are so harmful.

    #1250630
    Avatarstayawayfromafrica
    Participant

    Stop snitching.i suspect this squirl in my backyard is the federalas…it May just b the 20 rock i just smoked.im hiding

    #1250631
    Avatarstayawayfromafrica
    Participant

    Every American on p.v. Is the hook(American slang For police)u must prove to us pvers that ur not.so send funds to S.A.f.A 100$usd to PO box 516969,Wayne Michigan,once funds receivef u will no longer be suspected of infiltration.thank you n God bless the queen, n not my confused cousin

    #1250632
    Avatarstayawayfromafrica
    Participant

    P.s. Americans this is callef british humor.i dont think they no in America u can be killed For those words.which is gayer then my cousin on a Saturday nite.america is a violent place,with very little humor

    #1249718
    AvatarGeneral Lighting
    Moderator

    @stayawayfromafrica 518814 wrote:

    Stop snitching.i suspect this squirl in my backyard is the federalas…it May just b the 20 rock i just smoked.im hiding

    in England the squirrels just rob your drugs,

    South London squirrels after different kind of stash | UK news | The Guardian

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