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June 17, 2009 at 3:27 pm #1201494Quote:I will not serve any other God else my Lord. I can never bow down to Beelzebub Lucifer Satan gods of Philistine, and there’s no other blood to free then the blood of Jesus; situation will not make serve your God. if you want help me, help me but if you don’t to help me bye.
Zelissa.
Here is my reply,
Quote:You have passed the test my friend. I am an angel and serve only he who is pure, our Lord in Heaven.
I have been stationed here on Earth to spread the will of God through the power of music. here is my song. “I LOVE THE LORD, HE LOVES ME, I LOVE THE LORD, HE LOVES ME, Eee I Eee I Ooooo, WITH A CROSS CROSS HERE, AND A CROSS CROSS THERE, EVERYWHERE A CROSS CROSS, I LOVE THE LORD COS HE HAS NICE HAIR, HE SAVED ALL YOUR SOULS SO WORSHIP HIM YOU CUNTS BEFORE HE SMOTES YOU WITH A BIG FAT STICK”What do you think Zelissa?
I think it’ll catch on. 😉
June 17, 2009 at 3:35 pm #1201524ahahahaahah
rofl
June 17, 2009 at 4:16 pm #1201515ha ha ha ha ha – you managed to get turned down by a scammer! even they have standards!
loving the song :bounce_fl
June 17, 2009 at 6:37 pm #1201509‘oh my dear zelissa!! today my good friend Pustake died, i am so upset!! i need you to come move out to the uk now and start a life with me.
please give me the specific bank details you need, i need you.
ps the photo you sent didnt work, can you try another one’
June 17, 2009 at 6:43 pm #1201518I got sent it twice too
June 17, 2009 at 9:01 pm #1201495Let the will of the Lord be done if it’s truth concern what you wrote to me but i know that’s only can bear the witiness of all. help’s come from the Lord and he use his people to save one another. my question is this! can you help me? then tell me because i’m want to be sure. I can only trust my life to those who believe in the Lord and so shall my life be save.
hope to hear from you.
Zelissa.She can’t stay away, gonna get me some poontang! :laugh_at:
June 18, 2009 at 12:12 am #1201510Quote:1. NEW CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE TO YOUR NAME. 2. FUNDS TRANSFER APPROVAL.
she even sent me a pic:laugh_at:
it worked nowJune 18, 2009 at 12:15 am #1201525corr i would rawrr
get her on cam 😉
ahaahahaha
ew
June 18, 2009 at 12:18 am #1201511shes pwetty
but it clearly isnt the person whos sendin the messages
i do not think they are female or religious. i also think there first language is english
June 18, 2009 at 11:29 am #1201529pure genius! this is classic stuff!
cliffy that song has had me in stiches!
i have a vision of the scammer loosing it reverting to queens english and having a massive rant via email!
i was quite naughty and replied to them in a horrendus mannor calling them all names under the sun! i regret that now as stringing them along would of been much more fun!
June 18, 2009 at 11:50 am #1201512if u got their email address u can still email em
first two pms i sent where nasty callin em names
then they sent me an email pm so i started emailing em
June 18, 2009 at 6:19 pm #1201496Quote:Let the will of the Lord be done if it’s truth concern what you wrote to me but i know that’s only can bear the witiness of all. help’s come from the Lord and he use his people to save one another. my question is this! can you help me? then tell me because i’m want to be sure. I can only trust my life to those who believe in the Lord and so shall my life be save.hope to hear from you.
Zelissa.My reply,
Quote:Thank you for writing to me again, I feel i should be honest with you and tell the truth. All is not what it seems. I have for a while been writing to people and trying to scam them out of their hard earned cash. I created a website that sold sex toys for the disabled. I created phony products like the self cleaning dildo and the robot who could love on a level that we humans could not understand. Unfortunately i sold the robot to a deaf, dumb and blind kid who after he had his fun left the settings on kill and it took out an entire orphanage. I feel a tad bad for this as it is partly my fault. If i wasn’t so quick to take advantage of the handicapped i wouldn’t have these peoples soul weighing down on my mind. I think i need help and your emails have given me new hope in otherwise dark times. I just need to be hugged and kissed and be told it will be ok. I need you.:crazy_dru
June 18, 2009 at 6:39 pm #1201526hahahaa
June 19, 2009 at 5:39 pm #1201497Quote:I thank God For the revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave him to show his servants on the Earth, and who also bore witness of the word of God and to the testimony of all things to come which is now true on Earth. we all are the witness but Jesus was appointed faithful witness, reason because he was without sin. so let us hope in him who is Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the Earth.This morning i told my bank director everything about you that I want my late father money transfer to your bank account. He said there will be no problem that before they can proceed. You should forward your banking information’s so that they can work for the transfer. According to my bank director he let me understand that there will be two important documents needed from ministry of Justice before the money can be transfer out of bond to your bank account which you will present to the bank. Here is the under listed document to be obtain. 1. NEW CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE TO YOUR NAME. 2. FUNDS TRANSFER APPROVAL. Bear in mind that the two documents will cost us money but I don’t know the amount the documents else I hear from you then I can go to the bank and ask them the cost of the documents. My bank director tell me that they can not withdraw any money from the deposit till the money is transfer to your account then we can have access to withdraw from the money because my late father deposited the money in a Suspense Account. Also I want you to contact my bank director as soon as you receive this mail. Thanks, and with much love for accepting to help me God bless you.
Zelissa Udemezu.
My reply,
Quote:Yes God is great, Why only last night me and the big man were hoofing big fat lines of bugle and saw three Nepalese prostitutes. I had fun but God didn’t, His turned out to be a pre-op transsexual with a big chin. oh how i laughed. Jesus wanted to come but didn’t have any money and i wasn’t gonna front no money for him again, he tried his “But i died on the cross for your sins” routine but i wasn’t having none of it. It’s been thousands of years and you need to do a new trick cos that one is getting old i told him. he then Cried.. Anyway down to business.Do we really need to obtain this money legally? Have you thought about obtaining the money in a less than legal way. It just so happens that i am a former member of the S.A.S. and of the British Revolutionary Army. I could have 6 highly trained men together in three days time. All trained in counter terrorism and origami skills and they have and are willing to kill. I have the technology to track emails and the contacts to make sure the targets are dealt with. You tell me the location of the death star, sorry i mean bank and we shall make a plan to take the money and live like kings on my ship. She is a fine vessel, i named her the Black Pearl in honour of my late hamster. We can do my friend. As long as you’re prepared to go all the way we can take the gold. I look forward to hearing from you me hearty Arrrrrrrrrrr.
:bounce_fl
June 19, 2009 at 5:43 pm #1201516ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
June 20, 2009 at 12:21 am #1201527british revolutionqyu army = bra lawl
June 20, 2009 at 12:44 pm #1201513hahahaha legendary cliffy
June 21, 2009 at 5:29 pm #1201498Dear friend,
This is the contact information of my Bank;
Bank Name— Bicici Bank Abidjan Cote D’Ivoire
Contact Person— Mr. Koffy Ange ( Director General Bicici ) Mr. Patrick Pitton ( President General Bicici)
Email—(biciciorgci@gawab.com) other Email–(bicici_bank_ci@mailcitizen.com)
Tele/fax—(00225 06480968)
Incase you are contacting the Bank just let the Director Mr. Koffy Ange to understand that you are the Family Friend of my late Father (Mr. Konan Udemezu ) and that you are supposed to receive this money before the sudden death of my late Father (Mr. Konan Ducle Udemezu), that now my late Father is nomore that you and his only Doughter (Miss Zelissa Anne Udemezu) who is the next of kin to the deposited money has agreed that their Bank transfer my money to your bank account for business program as my late Father want. Although they will not ask you much any question because i have already informed them about you and also my interest of recovering my inherited money from their Bank to your bank account for easterblishment program, Just feel free to link up direct with the Bank in order for you to confirm the authenticity and legitmacy of this deposit so with this contact, you can reach the Bank and get back to me as soon as possible. remember that the bank require two important document that will be obtain from the Ministry of Justice here in Ivory Coast, so you should ask the bank Director Mr. Koffy Ange on how we will get the two important documents, i believe that the documents will not cost much money but all we need is to see that my money transfer to your bank account. please contact the immediately so that by tomorrow Monday they will satrt making arrangement to transfer my money to your bank account.i will hope to hear from you soon.
Zelissa
My reply.
Thank you my friend for this information. I must thank you for your ruthlessness in passing this info on for they will surely perish in the impending raid. I have passed this on to my colleagues and they are now on their way to the bank and will commence with operation KillBill. These men should be worm food by the middle of next week. I have informed the chef on the black pearl of you imminent arrival and he has said he will prepare the dish of your choice. Goat testicle soup is always a firm favourite this time of year. Also I need you to come up with an air tight alibi should the authorities catch on to our plan. I will be in the company of 6 Iranian prostitutes when the deal goes down so nothing will be linked to me.
I must ask you though, my colleagues have your location as well and said after the job is done they will paying you a visit so you can show them the best place to bury the bodies. They will then take you to the docks where you and my man servant bubbles will board my canoe and sail to the UK. Soon the gold will be ours. Pray for our plan to work. God is Great.
June 21, 2009 at 5:41 pm #1201528hahaha goat testicle soup hahahahaha
June 22, 2009 at 6:21 am #1201503Absolutely brilliant !
June 22, 2009 at 6:55 am #1201517:laugh_at: even i’m starting to believe you now!
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