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  • #1047050
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    Tank Girl
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    ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

    she’s still doing my fucking nut in!!!!

    5 years on and I’ve got to the stage of not talking or nastyness last summer

    (the other ones are great great great – go in for a cuppa and come out 2 + hours later :wink:)

    children screaming at ridiculous o’clock, (now)

    what happened to bed time??,

    and it’s not the kids fault as if I had to put up with the shit that came out of her mouth I’d do more than scream and cry

    lots of screaming and shouting between adults startin usually at 12am or even 2am if she’s feeling really kind :you_crazy

    her shouting down the phone ‘I dont fucking do crack’……. to her eldest,

    yeh, ok….

    as she still goes to church on sunday – how judgemental of me

    and there is fuck all I can do –

    as want to sell the house in a few months time –

    and cant report her to the council as will then have to disclose to the potential future ‘buyers’

    and so just have to put up with it :hopeless:

    bollox

    #1197012
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    DaftFader
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    Tank Girl;320484 wrote:
    ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

    she’s still doing my fucking nut in!!!!

    5 years on and I’ve got to the stage of not talking or nastyness last summer

    (the other ones are great great great – go in for a cuppa and come out 2 + hours later :wink:)

    children screaming at ridiculous o’clock, (now)

    what happened to bed time??,

    and it’s not the kids fault as if I had to put up with the shit that came out of her mouth I’d do more than scream and cry

    lots of screaming and shouting between adults startin usually at 12am or even 2am if she’s feeling really kind :you_crazy

    her shouting down the phone ‘I dont fucking do crack’……. to her eldest,

    yeh, ok….

    as she still goes to church on sunday – how judgemental of me

    and there is fuck all I can do –

    as want to sell the house in a few months time –

    and cant report her to the council as will then have to disclose to the potential future ‘buyers’

    and so just have to put up with it :hopeless:

    bollox

    save up your egg boxes and stick them all over that wall … i know some may think you run the risk of looking as crazy as she sounds ..but that will actualy block out alot of the sound as egg boxes are great sound proofers … or if you are that desperate get some of this stuff Acoustic Foam and stick it all over that wall :group_hug

    #1197002
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    Tank Girl
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    DaftFader;320487 wrote:
    save up your egg boxes and stick them all over that wall … i know some may think you run the risk of looking as crazy as she sounds ..but that will actualy block out alot of the sound as egg boxes are great sound proofers … or if you are that desperate get some of this stuff Acoustic Foam and stick it all over that wall :group_hug

    you told me this last year ๐Ÿ˜‰

    couldnt I just buy a gun?? cheaper and a lot less messy :laugh_at:

    #1197020
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    joshd96320
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    plus I think many potential buyers of the house may have alternate taste in egg boxes.

    why don’t you just get a loan and buy like a mile of crack, and trail it into a river.
    she’s sure to follow it

    #1197010
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    GiantMidget
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    Wait till they go out and release a box of crickets through the letterbox. This will drive them mental and seriously creep em out. Do it proper ninja style or failing that, get a local rag ie a free one, put the crickets (if you can stand them) in the paper, fold it in half then put it through, make sure they are out tho or do it late at night. Fuck the fucking fuckers!!! :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

    #1196998
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    Techno Viking
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    I suggest quality headphones for music and TV, and good earplugs for sleep although you work nights so this may not be news to you…

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    ps: Only the foam / cone shaped ones work in my experience…

    #1197008
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    MisterDuck
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    what are the past conversations and what av they been like what you av ad with this said family regardin the issue of peace in your neighbourhood

    #1197003
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    Tank Girl
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    when she moved in I was really welcoming, and we used to chat on the ‘doorstep’ type, she even gave us some beer etc (8.4% though, hiddeous :wink:)

    but she is always shouting and screaming / arguing and I dont really care on a fri or sat night even if I do work em and have to get up at 5am, as weekends are weekends – but its continual – all through the week, and I care when she has partys – (even the shit ‘boyz to men’ music :laugh_at:) as thats cool at the weekend

    but she often starts at midnight through to 4 am. then it goes quiet for say a month then it kicks off – I guess I’m just frustrated as I have my hands tied as I want to sell the house and any neighbourly dispute serously affects your chances of selling –

    I know as a friend was assaulted by their drunk neighbour and ended up having to sell to a housing firm at cut down price

    she’s nasty nasty, I mean I swear (lots!!) but she is awful to her little girl and S.S are involved, but to the extent the other neighbours have to stop their kids from playing outside when she on one in the summer due to her language and manner in the garden –

    the last thing she said via her ‘friend’ to / about me was in the summer whilst both in the garden – along the lines of ‘they dont f*cking like me, as they dont f*cking approve of the way I am, f*ck them the fucking c*nts’ then told her (lovely) 8yr od to ‘f*ck off inside as she’s doing her head in and no wonder her dad dont want her or love her’………… etc

    anyway I’m moaning as I’m not sleeping and am fucking exhausted, and I think just really want out of this domestic situation ASAP for other reasons also…..

    but cheers guys,
    And Dr B, am seriously investing in some ear plugs!!
    and fuck the headphones – I become a teenager and turn the tunes on rather a tad too loud when she’s kicking off during the day… wrong but makes me feel better ๐Ÿ˜‰ and have explained to the other neighbours if the music is too loud itll be in response to her and if it disturbs them to let me know

    #1197021
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    joshd96320
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    well i do hope it goes smoothly, it aint fair to have the sale of your house disrupted by some mouthy bitch!

    #1197000
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    Acidfairy
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    I have to go to bed every night with ear plugs coz the neighbours are sooo damn noisy… It’s the kids it sounds like they’re doing WWF wrestling up there… then they have their TV on leave it on when they fall asleep… so loud I know what the hell they’re watching…

    I’ll wake up at 3am and I can still hear it.. .grrrrr

    #1197004
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    Tank Girl
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    Acidfairy;320655 wrote:
    I have to go to bed every night with ear plugs coz the neighbours are sooo damn noisy… It’s the kids it sounds like they’re doing WWF wrestling up there… then they have their TV on leave it on when they fall asleep… so loud I know what the hell they’re watching…

    I’ll wake up at 3am and I can still hear it.. .grrrrr

    :group_hug:group_hug

    #1197013
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    DaftFader
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    Tank Girl;320493 wrote:
    you told me this last year ๐Ÿ˜‰

    couldnt I just buy a gun?? cheaper and a lot less messy :laugh_at:

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    in short .. bulldose the bitches house down!

    #1197017
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    rachus
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    Shit on her doorstep

    #1197022
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    joshd96320
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    use your illusion! :O save it!
    actually crush it.

    #1197018
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    rachus
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    to be fair that is proper crap, my old neighbours where bad, probably not as bad as yours though.
    You should report them regardless of what impact it will have on the house why should they be aloud to get away with being selfish, noise polluting cunts.

    #1197014
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    DaftFader
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    rachus;320753 wrote:
    to be fair that is proper crap, my old neighbours where bad, probably not as bad as yours though.
    You should report them regardless of what impact it will have on the house why should they be aloud to get away with being selfish, noise polluting cunts.

    +1 exactly what i was thinking you should use fire to flush them out .. good thinking rachus .. n1 :laugh_at:

    #1197005
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    Tank Girl
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    rachus;320753 wrote:
    to be fair that is proper crap, my old neighbours where bad, probably not as bad as yours though.
    You should report them regardless of what impact it will have on the house why should they be aloud to get away with being selfish, noise polluting cunts.

    if we were staying I defo would, have kept a diary etc

    but I jst need to leave this house and the sooner the better (for other reasons too) so dont want to jepordise the sale = esp in this ‘current climate’

    #1196999
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    BioTech
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    Sorry to hear it mate. I know exactly how you feel unfortunately.

    We’ve now got to the point where we just can’t live in our area anymore as it’s rapidly declined. So we are going to bite the bullet and sell up for a nicer place… but obviously it will leave us with less disposable cash.

    As for the egg box thing I’m afraid that’s a bit a misconception. It does give very limited noise reducing properties but the real reason it’s used on studio walls is to stop reflections from the hard wall surfaces which improve the rooms acoustics.

    Same goes for acoustic foam. It’s to make things inside the room sound better (flatter) and not to reduce noise. The best cheap way to help insulate from sound is to attach thick carpet to the walls, but that still provides limited reduction.

    #1197006
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    Tank Girl
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    BioTech;320821 wrote:
    I know exactly how you feel unfortunately.

    We’ve now got to the point where we just can’t live in our area anymore as it’s rapidly declined. So we are going to bite the bullet and sell up for a nicer place… but obviously it will leave us with less disposable cash.

    :group_hug:group_hug
    sorry to hear this

    It really is so common unfortunatley, I’ve loads a mates in the same situation too,
    the one that got punched in the face initially ducked and then thought ‘if she hits me I’ve got the bitch’ as it was totally unprevoked so he moved his face forwards and called the police,
    she then assaulted 2 of them and she was cuffed arms and legs and carried out….. :hopeless:

    however it seriously affected selling and put lots of potential buyers off (as it would me to be honest!!)

    thankfully its not got to this stage here,
    I think I’d shit myself if it did as she’s propper ‘ard too !!! :laugh_at:
    good luck with your search!!!

    #1197015
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    DaftFader
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    BioTech;320821 wrote:
    Sorry to hear it mate. I know exactly how you feel unfortunately.

    We’ve now got to the point where we just can’t live in our area anymore as it’s rapidly declined. So we are going to bite the bullet and sell up for a nicer place… but obviously it will leave us with less disposable cash.

    As for the egg box thing I’m afraid that’s a bit a misconception. It does give very limited noise reducing properties but the real reason it’s used on studio walls is to stop reflections from the hard wall surfaces which improve the rooms acoustics.

    Same goes for acoustic foam. It’s to make things inside the room sound better (flatter) and not to reduce noise. The best cheap way to help insulate from sound is to attach thick carpet to the walls, but that still provides limited reduction.

    a studio i have been in b4 has this plastic covered metal sheet on the walls with honeycomb like holes in it .. and some shit under that that i couldn’t figure out what it was .. you put you ear like 3 inches from the walls and it literaly sucks the sound out of the air and you can’t hear shit .. even from INSIDE the studio room that loud music is plaing from! :you_crazy .. any idea how that works?? … sry to hijack your thread .. alltho you could use this tg .. i think it may cost fucking bucks ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

    #1197007
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    Tank Girl
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    DaftFader;320836 wrote:
    sry to hijack your thread ..

    :get_you::get_you::get_you::get_you::get_you::get_you::get_you:

    :laugh_at::laugh_at:

    was you trippin at the time? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #1197016
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    DaftFader
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    Tank Girl;320838 wrote:
    :get_you::get_you::get_you::get_you::get_you::get_you::get_you:

    :laugh_at::laugh_at:

    was you trippin at the time? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    time is an abstract consept:wink:

    #1197011
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    GiantMidget
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    Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this neighbour for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. Bad neighbour. Not like going down the pond chasin’ OAPs and the disabled. This neighbour, swallow you whole. Little shakin’, little tenderizin’, an’ down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that’ll bring back your peace, put all your time on a more relaxing basis. But it’s not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand quid, TG. I’ll find em for three, but I’ll catch em, and kill em, for ten. But you’ve gotta make up your minds. If you want to keep your sanity, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on edge the whole summer. I don’t want no volunteers, I don’t want no mates, there’s just too many ravers on this island. Ten thousand pounds for me by myself. For that you get the head, the house, the whole damn family. raaa

    #1197023
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    joshd96320
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    u gunna use your newly found kungfu techniques to accomplish this task, signor cliffy?

    #1197019
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    p0ly
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    we should post some raccoons through their letterbox, feed em loads of viagra first! that’ll sort em out for ya

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