I need an infinite amount of monkeys that can write me some golden material that i can live off the profits from. Don’t really want them to write Shakespeare as everyone knows his work and plagurism sucks
I myself only need a finite amount of monkeys, some to train as butlers, because everybody loves monkey butlers and then the others I shall train to do my bidding for me (not for the purposes of taking over the world, but just cos my arms get tired at auctions………….and nothing else).