We used to be really really bad for cruel prank, the types that made me wonder why I hung arround with any of my mates.

Like one time my mate fell asleep so we filled his sock with plumbers silicon, which bonded the sock to his foot and he had to have an operation to have the worst of it removed as the silicon was in his pores and shit.

Another time (the same guy fell asleep) so we used waterproof expanfing foam to glue his hand to another guys balls….so when he woke up he pulled his hand away effectively waxing the guys pubes.

Just to prove it wasn’t just me being a cunt….one tiem I fell asleep and woke up with a stinging pain in my hand to find out I’d been nailed to the floor. They’d gone round all my clothes with a nail gun then once I couldn’d move they’d thought it funny to put one throug the web of my hand.

:crazy: :crazy:

Wow thankfully my mates were never that cruel with their pranks!

We lived in the Styx so there was nothing to do.

Our idea of fun started with racing down hill on peddle go karts with sticks fighting each other….

and developed to building huge fires on the beach and pushing each other into them.

We did some very very silly stuff and I almost died several times and we all wound up in hospital fairly regularly. We’ve got hundreds of old video tapes we recorded at my mates house of stuff we got up to and some of it I hate to watch.

Like the time we tried to do that circus throwing knife thing using knives we got from wonderland and just as my mate through the knife someone shot him in the fact with a bb gun sending the knife spinning into another guys thigh.

Anyhow I’m older and more mature…I just like making noise not hurting myself nowadays. Although if I have to do something stupid I still do.

I think the the stupidiy and the injurys are just self inflicted by myself nowadays 😉 I dont need mates to assist me in that, i still live under the belief i will bounce :laugh_at:

Just the usual

Shaving peoples eyebrows/pubes

Nailing dreads to walls (hysterical)

Dipping hands in warm water watching people piss themselves (does actually work sometimes)

Get one drunk unconcious friend (helps if they have drunk far too much)

Get one egg white, pour the egg white over their ass crack and leave.

The next day let them wake up and give them a bit of banter for the flirting the did with a bloke the night before. The dried egg white does cause some confusion and panick when found :laugh_at:

lmao

Done these two, the latter was on some poor kid who’d never really got drunk before, made the mistake of drinking too much and passing out – while we were still awake. We were 14 :laugh_at:

Some people at a house party the other week tried to make someone drink a can of piss, told them it was lager. That’s just fucking harsh.

Ive done it at parties, picked up cans with piss and fag butts in and took a swig…. not nice

Worst one was grabbing a bottle of ‘water’ at a squat once… turned out to be liquid k

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haha… :laugh_at: the 9 volt battery prank sounds like a right laugh.

Might just have to be done at home.

No offensive but the whole Viagra in drinks thing is bulls shit (i used to sell the stuff) It doesn’t dissolve properly (residue floats on the surface) and you can taste it in the drinks (tried it so many times) Also Viagra does not have any effect on a person unless they are sexually stimulated. So slipping someone a pill will have no effect unless they are aroused, trust me when I used to get boxes of the stuff I tried all the tricks on people.

The Kamagra (got a new brand name now) Jellies into an alcopop are the only way to get someone to ingest the stuff on the sly…. (even then if they have eaten food that is too greasy or drunk too much alcohol it wont work anyway)