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    p0ly
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    bird that night was mortal by this time and i see this fit filpineno bird. stared slurring my words trying to chat her up and off she goes thinking to myself oh bollocks theres anther one gone. then shes comes back later. wow! the arlam bells should of been ringing then.

    talking to her a bit longer and yes i ashamed to say it i had a dance with “her”. urrr. this brings back bad memories. so i sit her down and say you coming back to the hotel. she says later on but shes needs to tell me somthing there…

    HOLY SHIT!

    no no no no no. shes not goner say what i think shes goner say. so i ask her what have u got to tell me? she says what do u think? and then i goes to her “i think your not all that u seem! that’s it i get up go to the toilets fuming with myself for being too pissed. then the text ” im a transexual is that ok with u ?”

    arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!

    MADNESS!

    #1238922
    DaftFader
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    AHAHAHAHAHA!

    Did he go for it? :laugh_at:

    #1238925
    p0ly
    Participant

    I think he left the hotel after the toilet!

    #1238923
    DaftFader
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    xD.

    #1238919
    General Lighting
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    this dude in lowestoft told the same story a while back (but it was in Thailand). but in his case his views were simply “any port in a storm” :laugh_at:

    #1238924
    DaftFader
    Participant

    LOL GL! – waste not want not I guess. :laugh_at:

    #1238930
    Sychonaut
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    Hahah. I was a bit suspicious even before I got to the punch line. :laugh_at:

    #1238920
    General Lighting
    Moderator

    @DaftFader 433739 wrote:

    LOL GL! – waste not want not I guess. :laugh_at:

    it is also a much more nautical area ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #1238927
    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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    hahahhaa

    #1238921
    Tank Girl
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    My friend also had a similar experience, but didnt find out til they had got down to the snogging stage and then the groping of the ladies ‘under carriage’ to find a dick :laugh_at:

    he says he then left…. we all have our doubts!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #1238926
    p0ly
    Participant

    @Tank Girl 433765 wrote:

    My friend also had a similar experience, but didnt find out til they had got down to the snogging stage and then the groping of the ladies ‘under carriage’ to find a dick :laugh_at:

    he says he then left…. we all have our doubts!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    The message he sent me after these ones was ‘just glad i didn’t kiss them’

    #1238928
    Fizzbombheid
    Participant

    he should have just sucked her off!

    :weee:

    #1238931
    BarCrab
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    good story, but i threw a monkey in the sea.

    #1238929
    Fizzbombheid
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    @BarCrab 433877 wrote:

    good story, but i threw a monkey in the sea.

    did it eat all your tabs and bounce off a rock?

    A-Ha!

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