Forums The Vibe Chat Chocolate Calculator…???

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  • #1047360
    AvatarSweetAss
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    This is a bit Random but amused me…just receicved it as an email at work……..

    I don’t eat much chocolate so I woked it out by no of times a week i go to pub…

    Chocolate Calculator:


    YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
    This is pretty neat.

    DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
    It takes less than a minute .
    Work this out as you read .
    Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out!
    This is not one of those waste of time things, it’s fun.

    1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

    2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

    3.. Add 5

    4. Multiply it by 50 — I’ll wait while you get the calculator

    5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 …
    If you haven’t, add 1758.

    6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

    You should have a three digit number

    The first digit of this was your original number
    (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

    The next two numbers are

    YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

    THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

    #1200313
    AvatarDaftFader
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    hehe

    #1200329
    Avatarjonboy
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    haha that is actually pretty good, who cums up wiv these? lol

    #1200321
    AvatarSweetAss
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    jonboy;329778 wrote:
    haha that is actually pretty good, who cums up wiv these? lol

    god knows…….

    #1200312
    Avatarbenbear
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    That’s bonkers, maths rules

    #1200319
    Avatarp0ly
    Participant

    interesting

    #1200330
    Avatarjonboy
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    makes u wonder that some people have way too much time on there hands haha

    #1200320
    Avatarp0ly
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    jonboy;329790 wrote:
    makes u wonder that some people have way too much time on there hands haha

    i wish i came up with it

    #1200322
    AvatarSweetAss
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    jonboy;329790 wrote:
    makes u wonder that some people have way too much time on there hands haha

    Vey true mate……..

    me being one of them today…….getting paid to sit here and chat away on this, end of the month is sweet!!

    #1200308
    Avatarprocess
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    W.O.W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:weee:

    im still bored tho. :yakk:

    #1200323
    AvatarSweetAss
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    djprocess;329794 wrote:
    W.O.W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:weee:

    im still bored tho. :yakk:

    I think im gonna buy Paddy this & get him to dance around to some Psytrance for you………..that’ll stop your bordom!!!

    350__1_blonde-dreadlocks.detail.jpg

    #1200309
    Avatarprocess
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    i do like blond dreads, but not that much… :crazy:

    #1200314
    AvatarDaftFader
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    SweetAss;329799 wrote:
    I think im gonna buy Paddy this & get him to dance around to some Psytrance for you………..that’ll stop your bordom!!!

    350__1_blonde-dreadlocks.detail.jpg

    omg where can i buy this? .. i need new hair .. mines all falling out :crazy::love:

    #1200328
    Avatarjoshd96320
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    @DaftFader 329801 wrote:

    omg where can i buy this? .. i need new hair .. mines all falling out :crazy::love:

    :laugh_at:

    #1200318
    AvatarJimmytheduck
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    i bow down to the chocolate god!

    #1200324
    AvatarSweetAss
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    DaftFader;329801 wrote:
    omg where can i buy this? .. i need new hair .. mines all falling out :crazy::love:

    Be carefull Daft……….Process will be after you!!

    #1200315
    AvatarDaftFader
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    SweetAss;329822 wrote:
    Be carefull Daft……….Process will be after you!!

    i belive he allready is for the £15 i owe him :laugh_at:

    #1200325
    AvatarSweetAss
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    DaftFader;329823 wrote:
    i belive he allready is for the £15 i owe him :laugh_at:

    Rekon he’ll let the £15 pass if you turn up in blond dreads!!!!:weee:

    #1200316
    AvatarDaftFader
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    SweetAss;329826 wrote:
    Rekon he’ll let the £15 pass if you turn up in blond dreads!!!!:weee:

    if i dye and dread my pubes you think he would reverse the debt and pay me £15? :weee:

    #1200326
    AvatarSweetAss
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    DaftFader;329827 wrote:
    if i dye and dread my pubes you think he would reverse the debt and pay me £15? :weee:

    :laugh_at::laugh_at:Hahahaha……….rekon we may have to wait for his reply on that one:wink:

    #1200310
    Avatarprocess
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    DaftFader;329827 wrote:
    if i dye and dread my pubes you think he would reverse the debt and pay me £15? :weee:

    NO DICE. :-/

    #1200327
    AvatarSweetAss
    Participant
    djprocess;329833 wrote:
    NO DICE. :-/

    :flowers:

    #1200311
    AvatarTank Girl
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    DaftFader;329801 wrote:
    mines all falling out

    err…..

    dont you mean ‘fallen’ out :laugh_at::laugh_at:

    :group_hug:group_hug:group_hug:group_hug (teehee)

    so I guess the calculator works? – cant be arsed with maths and stuff today as brain not workin :you_crazy

    #1200317
    AvatarDaftFader
    Participant
    Tank Girl;329838 wrote:
    err…..

    dont you mean ‘fallen’ out :laugh_at::laugh_at:

    :group_hug:group_hug:group_hug:group_hug (teehee)

    parshally yes 😥

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