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    General Lighting
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      I got 76% on this one.. safe blud innit ๐Ÿ˜‰

      http://www.itcanwait.com/content/view/27/2/

      This is the one where the 71% quote in my sig came from

      http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=7007

      I answered these totally truthfully – not trying to make an “ironic statement” or anything like that – and got two in a row with similar results..

      there’s quite a few of these on the net actually…..

      what does worry me is a lot of the questions/answers just relate to being in a family which didn’t originally have a lot of money….

      when I was a kid my parents were recent immigrants living in South East London who were scraping a living, it wasn’t until the 80s really they built themselves up to move to more “up-market” places and lifestyles such as buying more expensive brands…..

      My dad virtually worked himself to death to do so – and then one of these surveys diss the funeral directors we used (my family used co-op funeral directors partly because I’m a socialist and always encouraged the work of the co-op group!)

      how fucked it that, they have more brand snobbery in them than so-called chav culture!

      and on both “liking drum and bass” (my favourite genre of urban music) adds to the chav factor…

      the only thing I don’t do nowadays which chavs are supposed to is give people attitude or violence of any kind though – but according to these self-appointed judges of character everything else I have done is chavvy

      fuck it – I guess I am a chav deep down after all….

      so later 2nite I is off 2 meet my bredrins and biatches 2 go ravin n do bare drugs n get mash up innit..

      #1066359
      funny cat
      Participant

        i got 35% and 42%, not too bad, below that 50% mark, apparently you have to be a chav if u like d n b !!! :you_smart

        #1066338
        Techno Viking
        Participant

          Does the fact the page’s all messed up in my browser mean anything?

          #1066358
          PaulM
          Participant

            43% :bounce_ci

            #1066351
            globalloon
            Participant

              i scored a measley 50%

              i knew i should have gone to benidorm and not torremelinos :crazy_fre

              #1066363
              queen-geek
              Participant

                i got 58 % chav ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

                #1066347
                BioTech
                Participant

                  39%

                  Is this a trick question though…..

                  Did you know the capital of Australia is Sydney?

                  Because YES and NO don’t actually work in that question.

                  #1066352
                  globalloon
                  Participant
                    BioTech wrote:
                    39%

                    Is this a trick question though…..

                    Did you know the capital of Australia is Sydney?

                    Because YES and NO don’t actually work in that question.

                    that’s why you only got 39%

                    fink ya clever?

                    wink.gif

                    #1066361
                    Anonymous

                      i got 24%

                      #1066349
                      DJ FATTMAN
                      Participant

                        i got 30% on the 1st chav test.

                        #1066355
                        dirt_bird
                        Participant

                          78% :oh_god:

                          #1066340
                          General Lighting
                          Moderator
                            dirt_bird wrote:
                            78% :oh_god:

                            well that makes me feel a bit better I suppose…

                            #1066356
                            dirt_bird
                            Participant
                              General Lighting wrote:
                              well that makes me feel a bit better I suppose…
                              Good Good :ty_ty:
                              #1066341
                              General Lighting
                              Moderator

                                was thinking about this at lunchtime in Burger King (!) today (they were playing 80s tracks on the tape, perhaps their in-store music actually hasn’t been updated since 1987….:biggreen: )

                                a lot of the chav phenomenon is actually straight from British urban lifestyles in the 1980s and early 1990s!

                                In fashion terms and acceptance of drug culture its extremely similar to a mixture of the “casual” and “old skool raver” from those days. (yes, you can guess what I was in school/6th form….)

                                So why are todays “chavs” seen as so dysfunctional?

                                perhaps the difference is that back in the 1980s and 90s there was actually some hope for urban youth (however false) – you actually thought you could either follow the “yuppies” and end up in some office job whilst still partying, perhaps you could be the next grooverider or fabio, or get a job in the media as a music journalist or working on one of the “yoof TV” projects that had a brief heyday in the 80s to mid 90s……

                                but now the office jobs are outsourced, the media jobs downsized and the “big money” DJ circuit restricted to the “old guard” whilst smaller commercial clubs are squeezed by licensing restrictions………

                                so maybe all thats left when the hope is gone are the drugs to provide artificial dreams and a bit of crime and aggro for the excitement….

                                #1066364
                                titch
                                Participant

                                  33% wow thought i would of got more than that living in chav central!!

                                  #1066348
                                  BioTech
                                  Participant

                                    That’s because you clocked it, and it actually went back to the start.

                                    Your real score is 133%

                                    :devil_wag

                                    #1066365
                                    titch
                                    Participant

                                      :ar15: :ar15: hehe :ar15: :ar15:

                                      #1066353
                                      chargedrat
                                      Participant

                                        37% ๐Ÿ˜‰ I’m feel all high and mighty surrounded by all you wanna be chavs. The Sydney and DnB questions suck arse though !?!?

                                        #1066342
                                        General Lighting
                                        Moderator
                                          chargedrat wrote:
                                          37% ๐Ÿ˜‰ I’m feel all high and mighty surrounded by all you wanna be chavs. The Sydney and DnB questions suck arse though !?!?

                                          what do you mean “wannabe?”

                                          I’m obviously a fully-fledged chav now from those results…..:biggreen:

                                          #1066354
                                          chargedrat
                                          Participant

                                            There is one final question you’re given upon reaching 99% in order to obtain the true honour of being 100% proof……….In two words what has the man done for the world A) Fuck all B) Everything init

                                            #1066362
                                            SilverFox
                                            Participant

                                              I got 11% on this test
                                              http://www.itcanwait.com/content/view/27/2/

                                              bloody chavs!! no offence to them but I just generally don’t like them

                                              #1066360
                                              monkey monkey
                                              Participant

                                                I got 28%

                                                I think I need to spend more time on a different forum. I’m surrounded by chavs.

                                                Very proud of Silver Fox. 11%? That’s almost upper-middle class…

                                                #1066366
                                                Fliddstar
                                                Participant

                                                  http://www.itcanwait.com/content/view/27/2/

                                                  37% Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!

                                                  I promise I will wear more tracksuits!!!!

                                                  I do drive an Subaru though!! :omg_no:

                                                  #1066345
                                                  skattyasfuk
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                                                    I got 30% and 39% thought I was going to be much cavier than that considering my parents where 15 when thay had me, I think marks and spencer is to expensive and I have brought own brand stuff!!

                                                    #1066346
                                                    skattyasfuk
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                                                      Oh and I enjoy drum and bass! call me a chav!

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