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YAY our master has risen from the ashes like the phonix

The phoenix, or phenix (Greek: Φοίνιξ Greek pronunciation: [ˈfiniks], Persian: ققنوس, Arabic: العنقاء أو طائر الفينيق, Chinese: 鳳凰 or 不死鳥, Hebrew: פניקס), is a mythical sacred firebird that can be found in the mythologies of the Arabian, Persians, Greeks, Romans, Egyptians, Chinese, Indians and (according to Sanchuniathon) Phoenicians.

A phoenix is a mythical bird with a colorful plumage and a tail of gold and scarlet (or purple, blue, and green according to some legends[which?]). It has a 500 to 1000 year life-cycle, near the end of which it builds itself a nest of twigs that then ignites; both nest and bird burn fiercely and are reduced to ashes, from which a new, young phoenix or phoenix egg arises, reborn anew to live again. The new phoenix is destined to live as long as its old self. In some stories, the new phoenix embalms the ashes of its old self in an egg made of myrrh and deposits it in the Egyptian city of Heliopolis (literally “sun-city” in Greek). It is said that the bird’s cry is that of a beautiful song. The Phoenix’s ability to be reborn from its own ashes implies that it is immortal, though in some stories the new Phoenix is merely the offspring of the older one. In very few stories they are able to change into people.

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In Persian mythology, Simurgh (Persian: سيمرغ, Middle Persian: senmurv) was a winged creature in the basic shape of a peacock, gigantic enough to carry off an elephant or a whale, but also endued with the head of a dog and the claws of a lion. The Simurgh appears in Iranian literary classics such as Farid ud-Din Attar’s Conference of the Birds as instructor and birds leader, and in Ferdowsi’s epic Shahnameh (The Book of Kings), in which also the Huma bird appears as the presumed “bird of paradise”.

Indian mythology tells of Garuda, a large mythical bird or bird-like creature and lesser Hindu divinity, usually forming the mount of the God Vishnu. Avalerion is an Indian magic bird that drowns itself once it has laid its eggs.

In China, the phoenix is called the businiao (不死鳥; literally “immortal bird”), whereas the fenghuang (鳳凰) is a mythical bird of local Chinese origin, similar to the phoenix.[5] It is imagined as a composite of many birds, or even as comprising some body part of a snake, a fish etc. It is one of the most-respected legendary creatures in China and the feminine counterpart to the dragon.[6] Its rare appearance is said to foreshadow a great event or bear testimony to the greatness of a ruler.[6]

In Japan, the phoenix is called fushichō (不死鳥?), literally “immortal bird”, and the local parallel is called hō-ō (kanji: 鳳凰).

In Korea, the phoenix is called bulsajo (Hanja:不死鳥 Hangul:불사조) literally meaning “immortal bird”, and the East Asian variant is called bonghwangsae (Hangul:봉황새 Hanja:鳳凰새).

In Hebrew traditions Ziz is a legendary pure bird, the protector of all birds.

In ancient Arabic tradition the Ghoghnus or Ghoghnous is a bird having some mythical relation with the date palm. The Ghoghnus is said to have laid only one egg. It lived in the Arabian Desert many thousands of years ago.[7]

Zumrud-u Anka (Zümrüdüanka), Tuğrul or Devekuşu, is a Turkish version of the phoenix. The word Anka comes from the word for “necklace”, for the bird’s neck is covered with white feathers forming like a necklace.

In Russian folklore, the phoenix appears as the Zhar-Ptitsa (Жар-Птица), or firebird, subject of the famous 1910 ballet score by Igor Stravinsky.

Kokko is a mythical bird of iron and fire from Finnish folklore, Turul is the correspondent in the myths of the Magyars. Adarna may be considered a Philippine version of the phoenix.

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@Moonie 478263 wrote:

Sorry to speak out of turn, but what the fuck is going on?

Your lord and master garry denke has returned to shine his splendour upon us