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September 8, 2009 at 11:54 pm #1205928
When my family first moved to the bubs and we were teens, my brother and I went out to smoke some weed, I was trippin. Suddenly there were about 20 people of our age grouo swearing I was the guy that did something to someone’s girl friend. I had no idea really what they were insinuating. Oh does it sucked getting sucker punched while tripping. Rign it the eye. But the perps chased us up to the police station before giving up and then the police stated to make inuendos that I was part of this gang and was “ratting on our freinds” when it got too rough for me. That betrayal sent me into weeping hysteria. I wa 18 but felt like 18 months and just crying until my brow swelled berom the blow. They were all criminals–some with badges, some without. I don’t think about it much but thanks for reminding me. Anybody else want to dwell on the worst days of your life?
September 9, 2009 at 7:19 am #1205883yes, got beated shitless by a bunch of 19 year olds when I was 12
ringleader went to court… £100 fine
September 9, 2009 at 8:54 pm #1205861@Mr. Fiveskin 350159 wrote:
When my family first moved to the bubs and we were teens, my brother and I went out to smoke some weed, I was trippin. Suddenly there were about 20 people of our age grouo swearing I was the guy that did something to someone’s girl friend. I had no idea really what they were insinuating. Oh does it sucked getting sucker punched while tripping. Rign it the eye. But the perps chased us up to the police station before giving up and then the police stated to make inuendos that I was part of this gang and was “ratting on our freinds” when it got too rough for me. That betrayal sent me into weeping hysteria. I wa 18 but felt like 18 months and just crying until my brow swelled berom the blow. They were all criminals–some with badges, some without. I don’t think about it much but thanks for reminding me. Anybody else want to dwell on the worst days of your life?
that sounds horrid! tripping on what btw?
September 9, 2009 at 9:14 pm #1205843i was at college and living in crawley where my college was at the time …. met up with a mate for a drink .. was walking to the pub and these two dudes and this girl came up to us and asked my mate if he had a spare cig (he was smoking at the time) and my mate went “cigs are never spare” (we were students at the time remeber :P)in the blink of an eye the dude who asked for the cig punched my mate in the face .. i grabbed him (my mate) and tryed to pull him in the direction we was going but he froze from shock .. and wouldn’t move .. i was like “there was no need for that mate” to the guy who punched him as i had to say summing cos i wern’t gonna leave my mate standing there and didn’t fancy the arcward silance … so he punched me two and split my eyebrow open bastard … managed to get my mate moving and went into the pub we was gonig to .. less than one minit from where we were … we used to know the landlord there but they had just sold the place so was some dippy bitch behind the bar .. i asked her for a tissue to dry the blood and a drink and explained what happened to her she walked off as if to get the drinks and phoned the police and fucking barred me from the pub! what a cunt … (i wasn’t even drunk at this point as had only turned upto the pub) … all i wanted to do was have a quite drink and forget about what had just happened … and had to spend the next 30 mins – hr explaining what had happened to the police and trying to convince them i wasn’t a petty thug … i hate creepy crawley
September 10, 2009 at 5:13 pm #1205863u got barred… wtf!!
September 10, 2009 at 6:07 pm #1205830@DaftFader 350352 wrote:
i was at college and living in crawley where my college was at the time …. met up with a mate for a drink .. was walking to the pub and these two dudes and this girl came up to us and asked my mate if he had a spare cig (he was smoking at the time) and my mate went “cigs are never spare” (we were students at the time remeber :P)in the blink of an eye the dude who asked for the cig punched my mate in the face .. i grabbed him (my mate) and tryed to pull him in the direction we was going but he froze from shock .. and wouldn’t move .. i was like “there was no need for that mate” to the guy who punched him as i had to say summing cos i wern’t gonna leave my mate standing there and didn’t fancy the arcward silance … so he punched me two and split my eyebrow open bastard … managed to get my mate moving and went into the pub we was gonig to .. less than one minit from where we were … we used to know the landlord there but they had just sold the place so was some dippy bitch behind the bar .. i asked her for a tissue to dry the blood and a drink and explained what happened to her she walked off as if to get the drinks and phoned the police and fucking barred me from the pub! what a cunt … (i wasn’t even drunk at this point as had only turned upto the pub) … all i wanted to do was have a quite drink and forget about what had just happened … and had to spend the next 30 mins – hr explaining what had happened to the police and trying to convince them i wasn’t a petty thug … i hate creepy crawley
I hope you burned the pub to the ground in response. Or maybe something less dramatic. Leave a burning bag of shit on her door step, ring the bell and run. works for me.
Seriously though that is well out of order. I do like that line though “Cigarettes are never spare”. Will be using that one! 😉
September 10, 2009 at 7:02 pm #1205878@DJCliffy 350433 wrote:
I hope you burned the pub to the ground in response. Or maybe something less dramatic. Leave a burning bag of shit on her door step, ring the bell and run. works for me.
Seriously though that is well out of order. I do like that line though “Cigarettes are never spare”. Will be using that one! 😉
shit in the middle of the toilets floor :laugh_at:
September 10, 2009 at 8:44 pm #1205832@joshd96320 350448 wrote:
shit in the middle of the toilets floor :laugh_at:
Drink some laxative then do a poo on the floor. Nice and messy.
September 10, 2009 at 9:28 pm #1205896here we go… back to people pooing on the floor… isnt there are thread for this already? funking hell
September 10, 2009 at 9:28 pm #1205845another night in roughly the same place me and the same mate were walking somewhere and these really drunk chavy girls came upto us kinda flirting … i was just wanting to go as they were right hoes and had really anoying drunk voices … but my mate (i think a virgin at the time and tbh probably still is at the age of 25 lol) was so desperate he started chatting to them .. one asked for a bit of his drink (a bottle of beer) she took one massive gulp and then launched the bottle at his head pmsl … missing by quite a bit as she was well mash up … but funny as n e thing
September 10, 2009 at 9:56 pm #1205881@deliriyummy 350493 wrote:
here we go… back to people pooing on the floor… isnt there are thread for this already? funking hell
:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
April 26, 2010 at 4:58 pm #1205865bump
April 26, 2010 at 8:27 pm #1205833Lump
April 27, 2010 at 4:46 am #1205868Humps my humps my humps my humps
April 27, 2010 at 10:23 pm #1205806Anonymous
“You know what to do if someone tries to clump ya dont ya son?” – ” Kick Em In The Fucking Bollocks Dad” – “Good boy!”
April 28, 2010 at 6:31 pm #1205926some guy and his mates started on me at a party cos he thought i was trying to get in with his girlfriend, i hadnt even spoken to her before.
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