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  • in reply to: Hey [username]! How Have You Been? #1099128
    Jon_tooth
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      Morning fellow partyvibe citizens.

      I’m sitting in work looking at snowdrifts pile up against the side of my building. I’m about to create a spoof health and safety email address and send out a global email threatening disciplinary action against anyone caught doing anything fun, such as throwing snowballs. Apart from that things have been quiet. My car blew up last week while driving home (I survived) so I have been sampling the delights that the UK’s public transport network has to offer. Just about to go and have a cup of strong coffee and a danger wank in the disabled toilets.

      Living the dream, people.

      raaa

      in reply to: Where would our glasses go? #1078005
      Jon_tooth
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        stax wrote:
        and how do we know that the colour i see as say red is the same colour as you know as red

        Fuck off.

        in reply to: What are you doing… #1077732
        Jon_tooth
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          I’m spit-roasting a pig with some mates.

          :toxic:

          in reply to: Kisses #1076720
          Jon_tooth
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            PaulM wrote:
            :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug

            Feel the love. . . . :horay:

            I am at work 🙁
            Anyone go 2 the the uk tek?

            You left a bit early didn’t you mate?

            in reply to: Morning [username]! Have a good day… #1075486
            Jon_tooth
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              ange1 wrote:
              A very good morning to you Jon_tooth. Can you have a wonderful day?

              XOXO Ange1.:bigsmile:

              Morning Angel… sorry to take so long to get back to you.

              I had a wonderful weekend as it goes… hope you did too.

              :bigsmile:

              Jon_tooth
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                gavsta wrote:
                HAHAHA Be glad you weren’t using DC, that was infinitely worse for stability.

                He should be more glad he isn’t a professional comedian.

                in reply to: Amuse me #1073917
                Jon_tooth
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                  andy ridgeway wrote:
                  it’s a humonkey

                  ie a human tail

                  😮

                  Like Oliver innit…

                  Quote:
                  Oliver Oliver_100.jpg
                  Oliver walks upright and never knucklewalks like his chimpanzee peers. He is unique in appearance, and his intelligence and personality distinguish him from other chimps, who typically shun him. Oliver displays emotions not normally associated with chimpanzees, but his days on the freak-show circuit and on tabloid covers as the fabled “missing link’’ and “humanzee” are finally behind him, as are seven lost years in a medical research laboratory. In May of 1998, Oliver and eleven other chimps from the Buckshire Corporation were retired to Primarily Primates.

                  http://www.texasmonkeyproject.com/animals.html

                  in reply to: So, how do I become a moderator here then? #1073882
                  Jon_tooth
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                    USE wrote:
                    PS: in order to be a mod you have to be responsible and not edit people posts just for a laugh or because youre drunk and angry. it makes people despondant about the whole posting buisness.

                    OK then, but what about changing posts just because you feel like it?

                    I’m a moderator on another forum and I’ve set it up so that whenever a certain person’s name is posted, it is changed to ‘Battyman’.

                    To me that’s the essence of being a moderator.

                    in reply to: all #1073796
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                      BioTech wrote:
                      I think he was trying to say you are hideous and cruel vulture creatures polluting the earth and creating an army of non-living beings called the Garthim (aka trolls). Eventually you will fall and the world we be healed.

                      Oh that’s alright then.

                      I thought he was trying to badmouth us for a second there.

                      :bigsmile:

                      in reply to: all #1073795
                      Jon_tooth
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                        Mongo wrote:
                        come on pno, where the sence of adventure, guess it’s onre of them films you love or you ain’t like krull, amazing film imo 🙂

                        Hawk the Slayer pisses on all of them.

                        in reply to: Amuse me #1073916
                        Jon_tooth
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                          FrankieButler wrote:
                          Excuses excuses.. you disappoint me.

                          I’m sure it’ll turn up eventually.

                          Probably down the back of a cyber-sofa or in the cyber-knives-and-forks-drawer.

                          in reply to: Amuse me #1073915
                          Jon_tooth
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                            FrankieButler wrote:
                            Go on then, show me your best!

                            She’s calling me out…

                            Sadly the monkey dance can only be done in person…

                            Maybe I could link you up to a vid of me doing my mug-tree dance instead.

                            💡

                            It’s lost somewhere in cyberspace…

                            in reply to: Amuse me #1073914
                            Jon_tooth
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                              I can my monkey knife dance if you like….

                              in reply to: all #1073794
                              Jon_tooth
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                                Site wrote:
                                If Squatjuicers are foul and we’re disgustingly nice, what’s the difference?

                                The Dark Crystal

                                One thousand years before the beginning of the movie, the urSkeks cracked the Crystal of Truth, and split into two races during the Great Conjunction of the three suns – the hunchbacked, gentle beings known as Mystics and the vulture-like, cruel bipedal beings known as Skeksis. In that moment the Crystal became the Dark Crystal…

                                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Crystal

                                So you’re saying we’re all cunts basically…?

                                in reply to: So, how do I become a moderator here then? #1073881
                                Jon_tooth
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                                  globalloon wrote:
                                  if you tried to do that to me, I’d ban you

                                  :annoyed:

                                  That sounds like a challenge.

                                  Go on Andy.

                                  in reply to: UK : Scot : Piano fly-tipped on Ben Nevis #1073832
                                  Jon_tooth
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                                    General Lighting wrote:
                                    It would also encourage other fly tippers to dump stuff in the region or other numpties to deposit worse random items up there.

                                    Oh yeah, I bet there are loads of people wandering roung the summit of Ben Nevis with bags of rubbish, just needing that extra ounce of encouragement to dump them.

                                    That’s why it’s been there for nearly 2 decades before being discovered.

                                    in reply to: all #1073793
                                    Jon_tooth
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                                      globalloon wrote:
                                      i expect your russian is good then

                                      :get_you:

                                      This place is so innocent.

                                      in reply to: So, how do I become a moderator here then? #1073880
                                      Jon_tooth
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                                        Sucking dick mate.. how else?

                                        in reply to: Peace love unity and respect #1073734
                                        Jon_tooth
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                                          Irie.. of course I don’t go fighting at parties you daft bint.

                                          I agree with you about GL’s negative attitude though.

                                          GL.. Do you really not talk to random’s at parties in case you get into a bad situation?

                                          That’s ridiculous mate.

                                          When I met you you did seem kinda quiet and a bit repressed, but I thought you were just shy. For someone with so much to say, who is obviously a decent and intelligent bloke, it’s a shame that you feel you can’t just chat to people don’t know at parties.

                                          It’s generally a piece of piss to tell who are the bad apples at parties, so there is no excuse for not speaking to new people.

                                          For me that’s one of the primary reasons for patying.. if I felt that paranoid when out and about I just wouldn’t bother mate.

                                          I wonder why you do.

                                          in reply to: Peace love unity and respect #1073733
                                          Jon_tooth
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                                            Mongo wrote:
                                            but did he say 10 or did he mean 0010 ?

                                            0010 isnt binary 10 you retard

                                            in reply to: Peace love unity and respect #1073732
                                            Jon_tooth
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                                              Mongo wrote:
                                              do you mean 0010 ?

                                              don’t you mean 0001 ? 😛

                                              surely you mean 1010

                                              if you want binary 10 anyway

                                              in reply to: all #1073792
                                              Jon_tooth
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                                                glazko wrote:
                                                hey boys and girls, I want speaking with you (Ukraine)

                                                I want peace on earth for all men, but do I go around typing in bold?

                                                NO.

                                                in reply to: Cars – What do YOU drive????? #1073602
                                                Jon_tooth
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                                                  My first car was a Renault 5, followed by a Renault Clio.

                                                  I will never buy a Renault again.

                                                  I am currently driving an Astra but my next car is gonna be a Civic Type R.

                                                  in reply to: so im a fuckin genius by the way #1073677
                                                  Jon_tooth
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                                                    UTCC wrote:
                                                    adversity is the mother of invention :bulb:

                                                    You’re thinking of necessity.

                                                    in reply to: Peace love unity and respect #1073731
                                                    Jon_tooth
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                                                      vicky wrote:
                                                      angry enough to steal a boat and row to port talbot?

                                                      Why? You need a lift sweetie?

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