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May 7, 2011 at 4:04 pm #1050841
bird that night was mortal by this time and i see this fit filpineno bird. stared slurring my words trying to chat her up and off she goes thinking to myself oh bollocks theres anther one gone. then shes comes back later. wow! the arlam bells should of been ringing then.
talking to her a bit longer and yes i ashamed to say it i had a dance with “her”. urrr. this brings back bad memories. so i sit her down and say you coming back to the hotel. she says later on but shes needs to tell me somthing there…
HOLY SHIT!
no no no no no. shes not goner say what i think shes goner say. so i ask her what have u got to tell me? she says what do u think? and then i goes to her “i think your not all that u seem! that’s it i get up go to the toilets fuming with myself for being too pissed. then the text ” im a transexual is that ok with u ?”
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
MADNESS!
May 7, 2011 at 4:09 pm #1238922AHAHAHAHAHA!
Did he go for it? :laugh_at:
May 7, 2011 at 4:11 pm #1238925I think he left the hotel after the toilet!
May 7, 2011 at 4:18 pm #1238923xD.
May 7, 2011 at 4:50 pm #1238919this dude in lowestoft told the same story a while back (but it was in Thailand). but in his case his views were simply “any port in a storm” :laugh_at:
May 7, 2011 at 4:57 pm #1238924LOL GL! – waste not want not I guess. :laugh_at:
May 7, 2011 at 5:03 pm #1238930Hahah. I was a bit suspicious even before I got to the punch line. :laugh_at:
May 7, 2011 at 5:06 pm #1238920@DaftFader 433739 wrote:
LOL GL! – waste not want not I guess. :laugh_at:
it is also a much more nautical area ๐
May 7, 2011 at 5:22 pm #1238927hahahhaa
May 7, 2011 at 6:02 pm #1238921My friend also had a similar experience, but didnt find out til they had got down to the snogging stage and then the groping of the ladies ‘under carriage’ to find a dick :laugh_at:
he says he then left…. we all have our doubts!! ๐
May 7, 2011 at 6:07 pm #1238926@Tank Girl 433765 wrote:
My friend also had a similar experience, but didnt find out til they had got down to the snogging stage and then the groping of the ladies ‘under carriage’ to find a dick :laugh_at:
he says he then left…. we all have our doubts!! ๐
The message he sent me after these ones was ‘just glad i didn’t kiss them’
May 8, 2011 at 10:17 am #1238928he should have just sucked her off!
:weee:
May 8, 2011 at 4:45 pm #1238931good story, but i threw a monkey in the sea.
May 8, 2011 at 6:13 pm #1238929@BarCrab 433877 wrote:
good story, but i threw a monkey in the sea.
did it eat all your tabs and bounce off a rock?
A-Ha!
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