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I think it sez that you have a yellow face and that you wear a blue hat… am I close?
Mine is to show how much I admire the good honest men/women of the Police force those kind,truthful,considerate, would never dream of lying or stitching you up good folk of the constabulary……………I love them!:bitter:
its not the biggest but its the busiest it wont bust,rust, collect dust,bend,buckle or twist…
When is this NEVER ENDING STORY GOING TO FU–ING END ?he screamed in between glints of his metel head ,just then a stange yellow man in a white coat with glasses and no eyes appeared and said Im an out of work Gyneocologist looking for a new opening can anyone help me find a big…………….
the same straw that the scarecrow was made out of on the wizard of oz and to also make Ann Widdecomes wig and matching sexy french knickers………
AND AT THAT PRECISE MOMENT UNFORSEEN BY GOD THE ROBIN RELIANT SPLUTTERED AND STALLED…..SHITE SAID GOD I NEW I SHOULD OF CLEANED THE CARB BUT AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT WHO SHOULD TURN UP BUT……
……show us your Turgid Crimson Ribbed love missile….and if you cant do that a flash of your Purple headed love warrior will suffice HA HA! just then a …….
…Party vibe perverts! havnt you got anything better to do than write about my fetish for pink wellie boots and sex with dragons other than my wife why dont you all just……
caused him to spill his hot nut butter:yakk:
RUBBED OVER THERE STRAPPING BODIES
AAAAAAAAAGH!JE:5 wrote:Doesn’t any one play the spunk trumpet or strum the hairy harp? :biggreen:
PINK OBOE AND THE VEINED CLARINET THATS MY FAVORITE INSTRUMENT:groucho:Andy Why? wrote:Yes, who can forget the deeds of that great British hero Bomber Harris, and all the guilty civilians the RAF bombed the fuck out of: the women, children and elderly who couldn’t make it to the front line. British military fair play is legendary, isn’t it?
BRITTANIA WAIVERS THE RULES…………
Im Britisssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:cry: 😥
REMINDS ME OF WHEN I WAS MARRIED:groucho:
A GOOD MORNING AND A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIGHTNURSE:bounce_fl :bounce_fl :crazy: :crazy_dru
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!:bounce_fl
GOOD MORNING MISS ANGEL:bounce_fl
Buenos dias everybody its 5 20 in the afternoon here!Dr Bunsen wrote:Goedemorgen!
Didnt know you spoke Dutch Doc!
Garage is where you keep your car But HOUSE is where you live………..I THINK?:hopeless:ange1 wrote:Se if can get the spelling right..
Rolling Around The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Pis… In My Pants
Thank u 4 that ange1 u r an Angel!HARTY wrote:Dr Bunsens Christmas party I had heard! Last year the good Dr got blind drunk on the PV donations which shouldnt hav been 2 hard 4 a man that dosnt seem 2 hav any eyes…………………
Sorry about that Doc just avin a laugh!