Mine is to show how much I admire the good honest men/women of the Police force those kind,truthful,considerate, would never dream of lying or stitching you up good folk of the constabulary……………I love them!:bitter:
When is this NEVER ENDING STORY GOING TO FU–ING END ?he screamed in between glints of his metel head ,just then a stange yellow man in a white coat with glasses and no eyes appeared and said Im an out of work Gyneocologist looking for a new opening can anyone help me find a big…………….
AND AT THAT PRECISE MOMENT UNFORSEEN BY GOD THE ROBIN RELIANT SPLUTTERED AND STALLED…..SHITE SAID GOD I NEW I SHOULD OF CLEANED THE CARB BUT AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT WHO SHOULD TURN UP BUT……
……show us your Turgid Crimson Ribbed love missile….and if you cant do that a flash of your Purple headed love warrior will suffice HA HA! just then a …….
…Party vibe perverts! havnt you got anything better to do than write about my fetish for pink wellie boots and sex with dragons other than my wife why dont you all just……
Yes, who can forget the deeds of that great British hero Bomber Harris, and all the guilty civilians the RAF bombed the fuck out of: the women, children and elderly who couldn’t make it to the front line. British military fair play is legendary, isn’t it?
Dr Bunsens Christmas party I had heard! Last year the good Dr got blind drunk on the PV donations which shouldnt hav been 2 hard 4 a man that dosnt seem 2 hav any eyes…………………
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