cuntychops – everyones cuntychops at the minute. ‘oi, cuntychops, its your round/line’ etc etc i must try move on to something a bit less vulgar as the lassies hate me calling them it 😀
i saw a dude the other day in ayr town centre with a ‘fannybaws’ (that was THE word for a while a couple of yrs bk)t shirt on, what made me laugh! the decal on it had a fanny with a set of balls hanging from it with his mug photo in each ball! class!
Seriantia que quondam fuit Rollandi le Pettour in Hemingeston in comitatu Suff’, pro qua debuit facere die Natali Domini singulis annis coram domino rege unum saltum et sifflettum et unum bumbulum, que alienata fuit per particulas subscriptas.
The following (lands), which formerly were held of Roland the Farter in Hemingston in the county of Suffolk, for which he was obliged to perform every year on the birthday of our Lord before his master the king, one jump, one whistle, and one fart, were alienated in accordance with these specific requirements
– Liber Feodorum. The Book of Fees, Commonly Called Testa de Nevill: Part 2, A.D. 1242-1293, ed. H.C.M. Lyte (London: His Majesty’s Stationery Office, 1923), 1174