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    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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      By grand declaration of Field marshal logue, I’m the resident cryptozoologist here, I specialize mainly in manbearpig, but can also work other cases for a levyed fee of cause.
      Main areas of knowledge include:
      *hunting/tracking manbearpig
      *getting to within 3m of manbearpig
      *hunting/tracking sneaky fuckin Russians for information on manbearpig’s whereabouts
      *video logging the whole fuckin thing
      *avoiding Kazakhstan (toll roads)
      *setting traps for manbearpig and/or anything edible that moves
      *hunting/tracking Margaret Thatcher
      *pest control (see Margaret Thatcher/any Tory)
      *vehicle repair

      So if you have a question or are in need of my services, don’t hesitate to call, I’m on call 24/7*

      *Sat-sun closed – fri 3:15pm close.

      Fees are required to be paid in cash, unmarked notes, up front. NO REFUNDS. this does not affect your statutory rights.

      #1266167
      The Psyentist
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        Vehicles? Great, are you familiar with the schematics of a submarine cos I aint got one. If I did though and it needed repairing I would expect you to do it.

        #1266164
        Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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          Negative. I do not go near water. Either you’d have to buy a second hand typhoon class off the Russians or walk. I repair cars, motorbikes, trucks and vans, the vehicles commonly used in the pursuit of manbearpig.

          #1266168
          The Psyentist
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            @NN~Gazatryptamine 521162 wrote:

            the vehicles commonly used in the pursuit of manbearpig.

            I’ve got a segway with mounted gatling gun.

            #1266166
            Savvydravvy
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              @NN~Gazatryptamine 521162 wrote:

              Negative. I do not go near water. Either you’d have to buy a second hand typhoon class off the Russians or walk. I repair cars, motorbikes, trucks and vans, the vehicles commonly used in the pursuit of manbearpig.

              I hear manbearpig is currently living in the sea because he knows you dont go near water!

              #1266169
              Deez
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                I heard he’s in Kazakhstan the sneaky bastard. Apparently him and Borat really hit it off so he’s sleeping in Borats basement now, under the guard of the CIA. The FBI are also involved so you may wanna lay low man, they could be on to you..

                #1266165
                Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                  Fuck the FBI and fuck the CIA them putos!!

                  #1266170
                  Deez
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                    @NN~Gazatryptamine 521255 wrote:

                    Fuck the FBI and fuck the CIA them putos!!

                    Fuckin gringos man.. we need to show em how to fuckin get shit done

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