April 5, 2011 at 3:52 pm #1234277
magicarp or a dead stoatApril 5, 2011 at 3:54 pm #1234066
what about a KOed fish that u dropped on a rock HAHAHAHAH
gary dose or gyradoseApril 5, 2011 at 3:56 pm #1234278
lol that was so classic
blup blup blup or drop that wonky acid line manApril 5, 2011 at 3:59 pm #1234067
fuck that’d hard….
i prefer blu blu bluuuu sample but im gonna go for HAVE A LAUUUGH MAAN AAHHAHAAH DROP THAT WONKY ACID LINE
Couscous or rice.April 5, 2011 at 4:02 pm #1234279
thats a hard one, hmmm…… couscous
ichi the killer or old boyApril 6, 2011 at 1:39 am #1234068
tongue cut off or lose one eye and an ear.April 6, 2011 at 3:29 am #1233958DaftFaderParticipant
I have a big penis … it has the girth of the earth … it was traveling though space since the first day of my birth …
I’m crying … I’m ten feet tall and I’m still lyeing … I don’t have a penis and I’m just shy and …
shits gone wonky, fuck the world, fuck the honkeys, Mc D’s beat the donkey … uh oh!
we got shit going on left right and center, who we gonna
tust , more to the point who they gonna let ya! …
I’m vexed yeah .. clasic U.K. rap in da housr brea! dadad daaa don’t you dare …
now fuck it, I live in the land of the luck, I don’t give a fuck, bouncing around the walls untill they drop. but I rise to the top … never give a fuck or throw a strop, I listen to gangseter rap that sais POP POP POP.
MUSIC, I got some sence … ABILITY, I’m so sick that I’m week to my knees! FOLLLOW ME!
To the trees, I live amongst the birds and the bees, I don’t mean just to fuck …
Spend some time in a truck… ya get me?
O.K. so you got long hair, I can live with it … you’re a hippy, but how much of it do you belive in realy. There’s no offence ment, I’m just really wondering, the amount of time’s I’ve seen fake stompin’ . JUMPING?
Fuck them stupid little kids that think they ar’ ‘ard, ruin the party, for every one that’s envolved in the arty farty … shuinaigins … there’s place mat’s and settings .. this aint one of them!
go phone your mum cunt!
(bored)April 6, 2011 at 2:18 pm #1234069
drugs or life?
DRUGSSSS AND LIFE!April 6, 2011 at 2:55 pm #1234343FizzbombheidParticipant
back to front or upside down??
:crazy_druApril 7, 2011 at 6:16 pm #1234070
back to front
back to the future or time travel.April 7, 2011 at 6:20 pm #1234381HoneybearParticipant
alan partridge or gareth cheesemanApril 7, 2011 at 6:21 pm #1234071
gareth cheeseman MWHAHAAHAHAA
twitter or deathApril 7, 2011 at 6:31 pm #1233790sinner69Participant
windpower or nukes?April 7, 2011 at 7:24 pm #1233902
Windpower (eat those beans boys and girls)
exercising or letting nature take it’s course?April 7, 2011 at 7:39 pm #1233676Anonymous
exercising! because it’s fun.
accidentally sit on a cactus or fall into a bunch of stinging nettles?April 7, 2011 at 7:54 pm #1233903
Fall into stinging nettles (cos you usually find dock leaves near nettles and they alleviate the pain!)
Long hair or short hair?April 7, 2011 at 8:01 pm #1234072
share a needle or share a prostitute.April 7, 2011 at 8:12 pm #1233904
Share a prostitute (stick a johnny on then innit)
Hot Fuzz or Shaun of the Dead?April 8, 2011 at 12:30 am #1234280
shaun of the the, hot fuzz didn’t make me laugh let alone smile. not pegg’s best by a long shot.
brian connley or billy connollyApril 8, 2011 at 7:24 am #1234344FizzbombheidParticipant
being stuck up a tree with a lion below it or being stuck in a hole with a bear outside it?April 8, 2011 at 12:17 pm #1234282
up a tree, lion’s are rubbish a climbing
OAP’s on coke or mdmaApril 8, 2011 at 3:38 pm #1234073
Coke for sure
neuter or sprayApril 8, 2011 at 3:40 pm #1234283
errmm i don’t know the difference, i’m not a vet. i’ll answer it when i find out
i return learned up…spayed
russia or USSRApril 8, 2011 at 4:28 pm #1233905
British Empire or Ottoman Empire?April 8, 2011 at 4:36 pm #1234284
ottoman empire simply for the architectural spender it brought
dunstable or luton
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