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  • #1041172
    Avatarstarlaugh
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    Driving to the office this morning on the M62 motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to the mirror putting on her eyeliner!!!!

    Shocked, I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was still putting on the makeup but drifting halfway into my lane!!

    It scared me so much (and this coming from a bloke….) that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.

    In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.

    F***ing Women Drivers!!!!!!!

    :laugh_at:

    #1103829
    AvatarDigital-A
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    :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at:

    big jim and the twins haha … nearly spilt me tea haha

    #1103824
    AvatarRaj
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    :biggreen:

    #1103827
    AvatarAngel
    Moderator

    :lol_fast: :lol_fast:

    #1103825
    AvatarJuBag
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    :crazy_dru :laugh_at:

    #1103833
    AvatarGetOnOne
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    starlaugh wrote:
    ….BIG JIM AND THE TWINS….

    I like that a lot!

    #1103826
    AvatarSound-Guy
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    Big jim and the twins HA HA thats quality, will have to remember that one

    #1103823
    AvatarSdZ
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    Excellent :laugh_at:

    #1103831
    Avatartarifa
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    starlaugh wrote:

    F***ing Women Drivers!!!!!!!

    Fair play but if ur gonna have that then i’m gonna share this.

    Me, a few years ago, in my little fiesta held together with love and hope.

    Get into the car, am completely stationary, keys not even in the ignition yet.

    Bloody great dark blue volvo starts manouvering in the street (a dead end) he’s doing a 3-point turn, or trying to!

    He gets really pissy and just fucks up, reverses into my car shunting my drivers side door and front wing in! Scary as fuck!

    Then he gets outta his car, I get out the other side and he just starts laying into me, wanker!

    Wish i could say I told him off proper but what i actually did was burst into tears, bit shocked an all that.

    Anyway some bystanders got involved an got him off my back but seriously . . . what the f**k? :you_crazy

    So sympathies starlaugh, hope ur big an ittlies r ok . . . but i’d have to say men can be arseholes behind the wheel too.

    #1103822
    Avatargloballoon
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    if any of you men reading this were driving a grey audi down the A303 on 17th April…

    when you cut me up like that I put it down to you being a woman, but then i saw you at the roundabout and saw you were a man

    you are a shit driver

    /me jokes (except for the bit about you bing a shit driver)

    #1103828
    Avatarstarlaugh
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    tarifa wrote:
    Fair play but if ur gonna have that then i’m gonna share this.

    Wasn’t me, M62 is in Yorkshire and i don’t drive 😛 Funny though 😉

    #1103830
    AvatarPlayground Politics
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    i was walking along happily as can be going to my favourite bands gig, and bam a car hits me, (luckily it was my arm that hit the wing mirror) she was going FUCKING fast down a 30 if i had been a metre in front i would of been dead. in shock i start going all quiet, she pulls a fucking bender, she asks for my name etc, i tell her, i walk on, she called the cops, i wasnt drunk or stoned or anything, next day i get a fone call from her saying that i have to pay £50 for the wing mirror or she will take me to court, my dad advised me on paying the £50, fucking woman(singular) driver. and hahahahaha to big jim and the twins, fucking classic

    #1103832
    Avatartarifa
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    Playground Politics wrote:
    i was walking along happily as can be going to my favourite bands gig, and bam a car hits me, (luckily it was my arm that hit the wing mirror) she was going FUCKING fast down a 30 if i had been a metre in front i would of been dead. in shock i start going all quiet, she pulls a fucking bender, she asks for my name etc, i tell her, i walk on, she called the cops, i wasnt drunk or stoned or anything, next day i get a fone call from her saying that i have to pay £50 for the wing mirror or she will take me to court, my dad advised me on paying the £50, fucking woman(singular) driver. and hahahahaha to big jim and the twins, fucking classic

    jesus fucking christ ! :you_crazy

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