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June 19, 2007 at 9:11 am #1041702
PP just posted that if he were female it would be easier (in some ways)
I think its easier being female if . . . you want to get laid :groucho:
I think its easier being male if . . . you want to go for a pee in public :hopeless:
wierd thread i know but I’m bored! :crazy_diz
June 19, 2007 at 9:16 am #1113753I think its easier being female if .. you get arrested :groucho:
I think its easier being male if .. want a good job (in Denmark anyway)
June 19, 2007 at 9:16 am #1134060I think its easier being female if .. you get arrested :groucho:
I think its easier being male if .. want a good job (in Denmark anyway)
June 19, 2007 at 9:25 am #1113771its easier being male….if u wanna wank
its easier being female…..if u want to teach
June 19, 2007 at 9:25 am #1134077its easier being male….if u wanna wank
its easier being female…..if u want to teach
June 19, 2007 at 9:27 am #1113763Well there is not much in it really, being male and female both have the plus and minus sides.
Well a woman can be aroused in public and usually get away with it, for a bloke this can involve a bit of ducking and hiding till things calm down.
Women bleed for a few days a month :yakk: where as us blokes get it easy in that respect!
Then again being a bloke your delicate parts are a little more exposed than a womans, this does mean that they can get caught and hurt a lot easyer :hopeless: EG trapping a knacker in between your legs :crazy:
June 19, 2007 at 9:27 am #1134070Well there is not much in it really, being male and female both have the plus and minus sides.
Well a woman can be aroused in public and usually get away with it, for a bloke this can involve a bit of ducking and hiding till things calm down.
Women bleed for a few days a month :yakk: where as us blokes get it easy in that respect!
Then again being a bloke your delicate parts are a little more exposed than a womans, this does mean that they can get caught and hurt a lot easyer :hopeless: EG trapping a knacker in between your legs :crazy:
June 19, 2007 at 9:28 am #1113777starlaugh wrote:Well there is not much in it really, being male and female both have the plus and minus sides.Well a woman can be aroused in public and usually get away with it, for a bloke this can involve a bit of ducking and hiding till things calm down.
Women bleed for a few days a month :yakk: where as us blokes get it easy in that respect!
Then again being a bloke your delicate parts are a little more exposed than a womans, this does mean that they can get caught and hurt a lot easyer :hopeless: EG trapping a knacker in between your legs :crazy:
:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
June 19, 2007 at 9:28 am #1134083starlaugh wrote:Well there is not much in it really, being male and female both have the plus and minus sides.Well a woman can be aroused in public and usually get away with it, for a bloke this can involve a bit of ducking and hiding till things calm down.
Women bleed for a few days a month :yakk: where as us blokes get it easy in that respect!
Then again being a bloke your delicate parts are a little more exposed than a womans, this does mean that they can get caught and hurt a lot easyer :hopeless: EG trapping a knacker in between your legs :crazy:
:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
June 19, 2007 at 9:32 am #1113772starlaugh wrote:Well a woman can be aroused in public and usually get away with it, for a bloke this can involve a bit of ducking and hiding till things calm down.ever heard of a power wank
June 19, 2007 at 9:32 am #1134078starlaugh wrote:Well a woman can be aroused in public and usually get away with it, for a bloke this can involve a bit of ducking and hiding till things calm down.ever heard of a power wank
June 19, 2007 at 9:32 am #1113754starlaugh wrote:Well there is not much in it really, being male and female both have the plus and minus sides.Well a woman can be aroused in public and usually get away with it, for a bloke this can involve a bit of ducking and hiding till things calm down.
Women bleed for a few days a month :yakk: where as us blokes get it easy in that respect!
Then again being a bloke your delicate parts are a little more exposed than a womans, this does mean that they can get caught and hurt a lot easyer :hopeless: EG trapping a knacker in between your legs :crazy:
:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
June 19, 2007 at 9:32 am #1134061starlaugh wrote:Well there is not much in it really, being male and female both have the plus and minus sides.Well a woman can be aroused in public and usually get away with it, for a bloke this can involve a bit of ducking and hiding till things calm down.
Women bleed for a few days a month :yakk: where as us blokes get it easy in that respect!
Then again being a bloke your delicate parts are a little more exposed than a womans, this does mean that they can get caught and hurt a lot easyer :hopeless: EG trapping a knacker in between your legs :crazy:
:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
June 19, 2007 at 9:36 am #1113764Playground Politics wrote:ever heard of a power wankYeah i have!
I know i can be stupid and dont get embarassed easily but i will have to draw the line at flopping it out in public and making sweet love to myself 😛
June 19, 2007 at 9:36 am #1134071Playground Politics wrote:ever heard of a power wankYeah i have!
I know i can be stupid and dont get embarassed easily but i will have to draw the line at flopping it out in public and making sweet love to myself 😛
June 19, 2007 at 9:46 am #1113747Playground Politics wrote:ever heard of a power wankOtherwise known as a “danger wank”
To be honest I’m chuffed as hell I’m a bloke. Girls can use their charms to get what they want but they have it bloody hard for most other things. Periods, pregnancy, PMT, Menopause, Shaving legs, physically weaker (not always), bitchyness. Meh!
I’d love to be a girl for a day though (don’t read too much in to that!!). Just to see what it was like…… I might not leave the house though 😉 .
June 19, 2007 at 9:46 am #1134053Playground Politics wrote:ever heard of a power wankOtherwise known as a “danger wank”
To be honest I’m chuffed as hell I’m a bloke. Girls can use their charms to get what they want but they have it bloody hard for most other things. Periods, pregnancy, PMT, Menopause, Shaving legs, physically weaker (not always), bitchyness. Meh!
I’d love to be a girl for a day though (don’t read too much in to that!!). Just to see what it was like…… I might not leave the house though 😉 .
June 19, 2007 at 9:48 am #1113773u dont have to, rules to having a power wank
1 dont do it while ur mums there
2 dont do it in a butcher, ouch
3nono to the policestation
4 accemptability in a cinema (take one popcorn box, make one hole in bottom, make sure popcorn isnt salty, ouch(seasoning will take place later), the dig deep in ur popcorn, if girl friend is there offer her some too:groucho: (the salty surprise in the bottom should be a delight)
5 near any kind of burger, or hot dog joint is acceptable(take one hotdog bun place around the neather regions and then shake hard(any sauces are acceptable expcept tobasco and mustard)
6 nono to primary schools or creches
7bushes and parks are fine(not near child swings tho)
well thats the round up, enjoy
June 19, 2007 at 9:48 am #1134079u dont have to, rules to having a power wank
1 dont do it while ur mums there
2 dont do it in a butcher, ouch
3nono to the policestation
4 accemptability in a cinema (take one popcorn box, make one hole in bottom, make sure popcorn isnt salty, ouch(seasoning will take place later), the dig deep in ur popcorn, if girl friend is there offer her some too:groucho: (the salty surprise in the bottom should be a delight)
5 near any kind of burger, or hot dog joint is acceptable(take one hotdog bun place around the neather regions and then shake hard(any sauces are acceptable expcept tobasco and mustard)
6 nono to primary schools or creches
7bushes and parks are fine(not near child swings tho)
well thats the round up, enjoy
June 19, 2007 at 9:50 am #1113755Playground Politics wrote:u dont have to, rules to having a power wank1 dont do it while ur mums there
2 dont do it in a butcher, ouch
3nono to the policestation
4 accemptability in a cinema (take one popcorn box, make one hole in bottom, make sure popcorn isnt salty, ouch(seasoning will take place later), the dig deep in ur popcorn, if girl friend is there offer her some too:groucho: (the salty surprise in the bottom should be a delight)
5 near any kind of burger, or hot dog joint is acceptable(take one hotdog bun place around the neather regions and then shake hard(any sauces are acceptable expcept tobasco and mustard)
6 nono to primary schools or creches
7bushes and parks are fine(not near child swings tho)
well thats the round up, enjoy
Interesting reading :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
June 19, 2007 at 9:50 am #1134062Playground Politics wrote:u dont have to, rules to having a power wank1 dont do it while ur mums there
2 dont do it in a butcher, ouch
3nono to the policestation
4 accemptability in a cinema (take one popcorn box, make one hole in bottom, make sure popcorn isnt salty, ouch(seasoning will take place later), the dig deep in ur popcorn, if girl friend is there offer her some too:groucho: (the salty surprise in the bottom should be a delight)
5 near any kind of burger, or hot dog joint is acceptable(take one hotdog bun place around the neather regions and then shake hard(any sauces are acceptable expcept tobasco and mustard)
6 nono to primary schools or creches
7bushes and parks are fine(not near child swings tho)
well thats the round up, enjoy
Interesting reading :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
June 19, 2007 at 9:51 am #1113778PP u r an education! 😉
June 19, 2007 at 9:51 am #1134084PP u r an education! 😉
June 19, 2007 at 9:58 am #1113774spiderman wanks are also a kind where u shoot ur “web” based products as far as u can, ive never tried tho, some hobo told me about them, the story came to a sticky ending tho…
June 19, 2007 at 9:58 am #1134080spiderman wanks are also a kind where u shoot ur “web” based products as far as u can, ive never tried tho, some hobo told me about them, the story came to a sticky ending tho…
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