April 3, 2009 at 1:42 pm #1046945
In my job I see a lot of bad spelling and grammar on application forms but one properly tickled me today.
Under the next of kin section, where it said ‘relationship to you’ the applicant had written sponge.
:laugh_at:April 3, 2009 at 1:46 pm #1196185April 3, 2009 at 1:49 pm #1196208General Lighting;317595 wrote:
:laugh_at: love it. Whole lot of cock in 2000 apparently!April 3, 2009 at 1:57 pm #1196189processParticipant
what made me actually lol was the thought of slipping some speed into my mates drink cause he said he didnt want to come out tonight, but i reckon a half a gram of speed says he does! :laugh_at:
ps i wouldnt do it if he wouldnt find it funny as well! lololololoolApril 3, 2009 at 2:17 pm #1196196GiantMidgetParticipantdjprocess;317597 wrote:what made me actually lol was the thought of slipping some speed into my mates drink cause he said he didnt want to come out tonight, but i reckon a half a gram of speed says he does! :laugh_at:
ps i wouldnt do it if he wouldnt find it funny as well! lololololool
I’ve often thought about spiking my bosses tea with an E. Probably not a good idea but i reckon he would love it! :laugh_at:April 3, 2009 at 2:24 pm #1196193benbearParticipant
Taken place In Bangkok
Got of the bus today and a taxi driver said ” I take you go Koa san “
” No thanks ” I said
” Ok , you go boom boom with woman “
” No thanks” I said
:laugh_at:” You gay ” he said. LOLApril 3, 2009 at 2:44 pm #11961902old4thisParticipant
@General Lighting 317595 wrote:
Nothing had made me laugh, til i clicked this link. :laugh_at:
Nice one General – for Lighting up my day :group_hug
. . . . soz – lol – ffs that was shamefully lame :weee:
* gets coat and shuffles discreetly towards doorApril 3, 2009 at 2:44 pm #1196202
no laughs today yet =( spent the day sleeping so theres still timeApril 3, 2009 at 2:46 pm #1196209DJCliffy;317599 wrote:I’ve often thought about spiking my bosses tea with an E. Probably not a good idea but i reckon he would love it! :laugh_at:
The chef at the last place I worked was a total bellend. He really hated me and the feeling was quite mutual. I used to have daydreams about spiking the food he was cooking for the company with a cocktails of drugs and then watching the fallout and his timely dismissal.April 3, 2009 at 3:12 pm #11961912old4thisParticipantp0lygon-Window;317612 wrote:no laughs today yet =( spent the day sleeping so theres still time
my sister’s bloke is famous for sleeping, wherever he happens to be . . . . he smiles, then progresses to laughing in his sleep, it’s well funny to see! But i have never captured the moment with a camera. Yet. . . .:wink:April 3, 2009 at 3:19 pm #1196201rachusParticipant
I laughed alot when i found out i spent 85quid on food shopping today, well no, i didnt laugh i fucking kicked myself.April 3, 2009 at 3:37 pm #1196195spark_plugParticipant
i saw this woman throw her baby in the river. it was so funny. it drowned and everythingApril 3, 2009 at 3:39 pm #1196203
ur in next sparkyApril 3, 2009 at 3:42 pm #1196212joshd96320Participant
dis guy was walking round the co-op with a like 5KG sugar thing on his trolley & it was leaking and he didnt notice lmao..
was following the trail for a while
decided not 2 tell him, was in laughing fits.
though that was the other day..
i cant actually remember what made me laugh today but i remember laughing!April 3, 2009 at 6:18 pm #1196199SiniParticipant
The words armpit fart /looks down in shame.April 4, 2009 at 12:47 am #1196204Sini;317679 wrote:The words armpit fart /looks down in shame.
hahahahahhah u fucking legend!!April 4, 2009 at 9:56 am #1196213joshd96320Participantp0lygon-Window;317715 wrote:hahahahahhah u fucking legend!!
+1 😀April 4, 2009 at 10:05 am #1196192AngelModerator
waking up this morning starting talking to my BF who look at me as if i have lost it.. :crazy: :crazy_diz :hopeless:
Try to explain again and suddenly realise I’m talking Danish and he don’t understand anything I say :laugh_at:April 4, 2009 at 10:07 am #1196205
nice one angel hahahaApril 4, 2009 at 10:41 am #1196211GrassChopperParticipant
(This was yesterday but nvm)
I was cycling down a hill yesterday morning and these seagulls were in front half way down, the speed I was going down the hil scared em off, then some sorta splattering stuff started hitting me in the face and I was thinking “Ohh ffs! Damn seagull’s shit getting on me face!” Got all the way past the seagulls and it still hadn’t stopped hitting me and only after making it the whole way down (This pretty big hill) had I realised that it was actually my front tire flicking the moisture up off of the morning grass, laughed all the way to work. :laugh_at: :oh_god:April 4, 2009 at 11:09 am #1196216sheepRfluffyParticipant
i heard sum1 say “ur gonna do well in life” to a black kid
jks XDApril 4, 2009 at 11:22 am #1196186General LightingModerator
I found out today the Minister for Food and Health in Hong Kong is called Dr Chow :laugh_at:April 4, 2009 at 12:41 pm #1196184Techno VikingParticipant
My wife and daughter make me laugh everyday! Cheesy I know…April 4, 2009 at 12:53 pm #1196187sinner69Participant
The fuck up around the dannish primeminister being generalsecretary of NATO or not…thats a good LOL
(the whole dannish press have hyped it massive and been on talking about it since yesterday afternoon as its just a few minuttes away now for the confirmation…but no. haha!)
Hope my friends whom are in strasbourg now, have a good go at the coppers that will for sure cher me up alot!
(uhh…ten minutte s I wrote this, it got confirmed that ‘Cheifs of fuck ups’ got his job in NATO! RIOT NOW!)April 4, 2009 at 6:25 pm #1196188sinner69Participant
My friends never let me down;
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