How many skleplogs does a skleplogger sklep if a skleplogger can’t sklep logs?

@DeezNuts 517957 wrote:

Approximately, 0.

Alright smart arse. Just had to ruin my little bit of fun didn’t you.

@Mezz 517962 wrote:

Whats the exchange with more established currencies like Ginger Nut Biscuits

I’m not sure what the rate is against the ginger nut, but you don’t get many skleplogs to the pound – and that’s official from the ftse index!

i skleped my gf glory hole

@Mezz 517986 wrote:

Damn I just had a cup of tea and dunked a 1/4 of by Ginger Nut reserves, but I do have Jaffa Cakes in the fridge, I think theres 12 Jaffa Cakes to the £, and a Jaffa Cake has to be worth 2 or 3 Ginger Nuts, but I still cant find a direct conversion rate for Sklepogs to Ginger Nuts or Jaffa Cakes

If i remember rightly, from my visit to the Land of Sklep, biscuits and cakes are the Skleplog version’s of pennies.

If a Skleplog is equivalent to £1

A Chocolate Hobnob is a 50p coin

A Jaffa Cake is a 20p

A Regular Hobnob is a 10p

A Bourbon is a 5p

A rich Tea is a 2p

And a Garibaldi is a 1p Coin.

As for Ginger Nuts, they are the Scottish version of Skleplogs. If you attempted to pay for something with 20 Ginger Nuts, I would by law have to accept but I would first look at the them strangely, look you up and down to check for ‘scottishness’ before you comment that it is ‘legal tender’ and i begrudgingly accept.

@MC G-Tek 518022 wrote:

What do you mean? Skleplogs are the perfect currency for biscuits and cakes, bakers make fortunes from trading skleplogs!

Damn bakers, I had taken that into account, so if there are a dozen Ginger Nuts to the £, is that 12 or 13

@thelog 517942 wrote:

Skleplogs are the new currency here on partyvibe, and it is also the only legal form of tender on this website. They are also accepted in TESCO and ASDA. Sainsburrys will accept them but you will be given your change in pounds sterling. Many other stores accross the world now accept Skleplogs. Klectomine models 101 though to 1000 are also now fitted with Skleplog dispensers for currency exchanges or plain old K-buy purchases. Klectominge models 101 though to 1000’s will not provide these services, if you give any klectominge models any Skleplogs they will not give them back nor anything in return. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

I hope you enjoy using your new currency.

thelog

Head of the user union.

Well I think this thread goes to show that PVers are capable of making a conversation out of just about anything lol

@MC G-Tek 518052 wrote:

Normally 12, but 13 in a leap year.

I never understood leap years……. would be better if clocks just stopped at midnight everyday for an extra minute………. in fact I think no one should be allowed to talk or do anything in that minute, a daily minutes apathy & silence… not to much to ask

Besides Leap Years are a rip off for anyone on a annual salary, we get paid the same for doing an extra day, whereas people on an hourly rate get paid extra for working it…. hows that right ?

It’s all the bakers fault, tempting me with pasties while stealing my day