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  • #1055087
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    p0ly
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    Tomorrow guys… Let’s make a poll

    #1266977
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    I voted celebrate though I don’t consider it a celebration. I just have been told I’m supposed to make some sort of effort which I’m not too happy about as I’ve never ever celebrated or took notice of this fuckin’ ‘love’ day.

    #1266990
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    this may as well be ‘are you in a relationship or not?’ as if u are in one ‘not celebrating’ would be a bad move if you’re a guy… and if you’re a girl you expect you’re guy to celebrate

    #1266978
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    You don’t need to be in a relationship to celebrate it. Good day to hook up with people, going out on the pull or trying it on with someone would be celebrating it would it not?

    I’m not Christian but I celebrate the Mass of Christ… If I lived in USA I’d celebrate 4th of July not that I’d give two fucks about American Independence…

    #1266979
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    @know_hope 524776 wrote:

    this may as well be ‘are you in a relationship or not?’ as if u are in one ‘not celebrating’ would be a bad move if you’re a guy… and if you’re a girl you expect you’re guy to celebrate

    Also I have a relationship poll thread and tomorrow is Valentine’s day so it’s on topic brah

    #1266991
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    lol dont brah me brah. i hate being brah’ed

    #1266995
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    @know_hope 524776 wrote:

    ‘not celebrating’ would be a bad move if you’re a guy… and if you’re a girl you expect you’re guy to celebrate

    Somebody made a alternative to valentines for men called ‘steak and blowjob day’
    utter bollocks, us girls don’t want flowers and teddy bears…we want chocolate icecream and oral sex :p

    #1266996
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    actually….super noodles and oral sex

    #1266980
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    @izbeckistan 524786 wrote:

    actually….super noodles and oral sex

    You do like some grotty food. I take it you aren’t ever gonna be part of a Salad Appreciation Society.

    #1266998
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    hehe, I’m actually a bit of an organic freak.
    Today I had udon noodles, with kale, oyster mushrooms, fish source (its like Japanese lee and perings) and a miso base.
    Sometimes I’m naughty and have a fried egg on top (only spoilt chicken eggs they taste soo much better)

    #1266992
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    noodles and oral sex sounds messy

    #1266981
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    @izbeckistan 524789 wrote:

    hehe, I’m actually a bit of an organic freak.
    Today I had udon noodles, with kale, oyster mushrooms, fish source (its like Japanese lee and perings) and a miso base.
    Sometimes I’m naughty and have a fried egg on top (only spoilt chicken eggs they taste soo much better)

    How can you eat such nectar but state on a special day you want super noodles… eugh they make me feel like shit 😀 i remember though when i first tried them… utter love, just like cuppa soups but the exact same thing happened. I overdid them cos they definitely have some added addictive chemical which makes you keep eating/drinking them and then you feel this odd sickness from too much of whatever they put in it and completely puts you off it!! I was put off cuppa soups til only about a year ago from about 8 years back!

    I still haven’t got over my throwing up from cider 8 years ago, still tastes horrid to me. ffs

    #1266982
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    I rarely if ever give oral because I don’t like receiving…

    #1266999
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    @p0ly 524792 wrote:

    How can you eat such nectar but state on a special day you want super noodles… eugh they make me feel like shit 😀 i remember though when i first tried them… utter love, just like cuppa soups but the exact same thing happened. I overdid them cos they definitely have some added addictive chemical which makes you keep eating/drinking them and then you feel this odd sickness from too much of whatever they put in it and completely puts you off it!! I was put off cuppa soups til only about a year ago from about 8 years back!

    I still haven’t got over my throwing up from cider 8 years ago, still tastes horrid to me. ffs

    It was more of a jest really
    I used to love love love super noodles but now I sware the ingredients have changed..

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    @p0ly 524787 wrote:

    You do like some grotty food. I take it you aren’t ever gonna be part of a Salad Appreciation Society.

    “You don’t win friends with salad”

    Anyway, all you damn commerce lovers can shove your imaginary day up your very real anus. I’m gonna be getting bummed at bum club in the morning anyway.

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    @p0ly 524793 wrote:

    I rarely if ever give oral because I don’t like receiving…

    You don’t like blowjobs?
    Wtf are you serious?!

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    @izbeckistan 524784 wrote:

    …we want chocolate icecream and oral sex :p

    Why did this make me think of ‘2 girls, 1 cup’?

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    @korno 524820 wrote:

    You don’t like blowjobs?
    Wtf are you serious?!

    Nope. Never ever done it for me and then I have to get cock juice in my mouth unless i’m feeling like an asshole and send them to the toilet or dose them with listerine.

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    @p0ly 524822 wrote:

    Nope. Never ever done it for me and then I have to get cock juice in my mouth unless i’m feeling like an asshole and send them to the toilet or dose them with listerine.

    Ew you can’t give a girl oral after you came in her man-hole that’s rank lol!
    If you don’t like blowjobs i honestly think you aint received a mind blowing one yet!
    I hated guys going down on me for years until this one guy blew my mind into another dimension, i actually went blind for a about a minute!
    Thats never happened again though as most guys are pretty shit. so 1 time in 10 years of sexual activity. Pffft.

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    @korno 524824 wrote:

    Ew you can’t give a girl oral after you came in her man-hole that’s rank lol!
    If you don’t like blowjobs i honestly think you aint received a mind blowing one yet!
    I hated guys going down on me for years until this one guy blew my mind into another dimension, i actually went blind for a about a minute!
    Thats never happened again though as most guys are pretty shit. so 1 time in 10 years of sexual activity. Pffft.

    Was the anal thing a joke? cos i meant be a dickhead and made them clean their mouth.

    well a girl made me cum for the first time with her hand last year… I just don’t find a girl sucking that exciting or nice or feel much tbh. I’m afflicted you see.. takes me hours… last time i was with my gf i kept her up for 12 hours unable to cum… it sucked. I wasn’t even very high either.

    #1267008
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    What lol, i never mentioned anal anywhere, haaah anal on the brain dude!
    I’m sure your saying this is just a tactic so you can score more sucky sucky :crazy_dru

    #1266970
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    The old “Blow jobs don’t do it for me” trick is it. Okay P0lysauraus you win. Come down to brighton and i’ll show you how it’s done.

    #1266985
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    I’d rather have a hug than a BJ. No lie, they bore me.

    #1267009
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    korno
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    Oh oh i wanna show him too, i reeeally wanna be the one who makes him feel special then i can live my life thinking that he’ll never forget meeeeee!

    #1267010
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    @p0ly 524834 wrote:

    I’d rather have a hug than a BJ. No lie, they bore me.

    Gob-smacked.

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