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March 30, 2010 at 1:11 am #1082627
as cliffy regained conciousness he saw the midget who was stolen from him on the floor spannered
March 30, 2010 at 7:01 am #1082535and made a nice pot of tea and said, get out while the light is still within reach once its gone so is..
April 6, 2010 at 2:46 pm #1082628the abilitity to rule the midgets from the comfort of your sofa, as well as…..
April 6, 2010 at 3:11 pm #1082565A spoonful of sugar
April 6, 2010 at 4:54 pm #1082613makes the medicine go down!
April 8, 2010 at 12:35 pm #1082536and down the corner stod little jack horner, betting his christian wife..
April 9, 2010 at 4:50 am #1082636with a rusty spoon stolen from the easter bunny
April 9, 2010 at 5:40 am #1082566the easter bunny was a right little bastard
April 9, 2010 at 9:46 pm #1082629instead of GIVING easter prezzies the little fucker was wankin in egg cups and leaving them for the…
April 9, 2010 at 9:50 pm #1082221morning for sir cliffy to
April 9, 2010 at 9:58 pm #1082531give out as presents to everyone on PV
April 9, 2010 at 10:20 pm #1082630HAHAHAHA!!!!!
and when cliffy finished his rounds on PV, he went home and made himself a nice cuppa tea….BUT SUDDENLY!!!
April 10, 2010 at 6:48 pm #1082567wait for it!!! A MIDGET ENTERS THE ROOM
April 10, 2010 at 8:18 pm #1082584cliffy pounces in ninja style and kicks its head off. revealing a russian doll style midget as another, slightly smaller head emerges.
April 10, 2010 at 9:06 pm #1082631instantly, cliffy’s years of kung fu training comes flooding back, but one of the russian doll style midgets
April 10, 2010 at 10:16 pm #1082585knew the truffle shuffle
April 10, 2010 at 11:08 pm #1082632and proceeded to get on down to boogie town, cliffy, shocked at the russian doll style midget’s dancing abilities……
April 10, 2010 at 11:37 pm #1082586kicked another one of its heads off. the new, even smaller head had a different personality. the russian doll style midget then began to perform the robot.
April 10, 2010 at 11:47 pm #1082633cliffy, this time round, was not impressed. “YOUR NO PETER CROUCH!!” he shouted, to this the russian doll style midget stopped and stared at cliffy…….
April 11, 2010 at 12:09 am #1082587@Gazatronium-Ethane 379416 wrote:
cliffy, this time round, was not impressed. “YOUR NO PETER CROUCH!!” he shouted, to this the russian doll style midget stopped and stared at cliffy…….
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he then began to grow tall, and proclaimed ‘ i AM peter crouch ‘ and began to rapid fire footballs at cliffys head.
April 11, 2010 at 6:58 am #1082532Cliffy dodged and dived as the balls flew at him and as he is so super cool, Peter crouch didn’t have a chance
April 11, 2010 at 7:36 am #1081947we all thought, but a midget rescue team suddenly turned up and made life misserable for all creatures taller than a garden gnome
April 11, 2010 at 7:41 am #1082533And then mankind of the tall variety faced a new threat from the midget horde. Midget War 1 had finally started.
April 11, 2010 at 2:20 pm #1082634to this news, buzz, poly, cliffy, josh & everyone else within a 20m radius legged it to the nearest gun store only to be confronted by
April 11, 2010 at 2:53 pm #1082568this midget!
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