“You have backwards arms, bend your elbows backwards”

Me and my mate were in this club and this guy turned round to us and asked us what we thought about time-lines? we said we wern’t really sure. He then seemed to realise what he was saying, asked us if he’d just asked us about time-lines, apologised and then stumbled off!

My mate always loses the plot when he does too many beans and thinks he’s somewhere else. We were sitting outside with the stereo on when the cd ran out, he ran off to change it, about 10mins later i realised he was still sitting there bashing buttons. So i went up and asked him what he doing. He was looking pretty confused and said he was trying to convert Egyptian currency into sterling! – He worked at Thomas Cook changing money.Another one, my mates girlfriend taking drinks orders and going over to a wall in the garden and pouring imaginary drinks cause she thought she was still at work…

at a festi last year me mate was stood in the middle of the dancefloor holding used pots/pans etc.. and asking if it was the queue for the washing up!

looking up into the trees and seeing a takeshi’s castle style game show in which contestants had to ride a bike down a track, jump off, slide up a ramp and smash through as many ketchup bottles as they could. the winner was the person who smashed the most bottles
followed by me saying ‘:yakk: WTF?!…WHY ARE THOSE GUYS SMASHING THROUGH KETCHUP BOTTLES’ in the middle of a conversation about getting dehydrated on pills

madness!

people looking ever so confused …

ketamine conversations are always a larf to watch 🙂

Many years ago had a bloke full on rambling to me,then he all of a sudden rushing his face off said “sorry mate, dont mind me im Eing” i looked at him and said nice one pleased to meet you IAN. The confused look on his face was quality.

i wos in 414 in london a good few years back and my mate who wos well and truely of his head got well paranoid that heed pulld some prostitute an her pimp wos guna beat him up if he didnt pay him!!took us ages to get him out and needless to say there wos no prostitute and no pimp….:crazy: :you_crazy

I was at a party out west somewhere around 92/93.

The track from the road to the farm was always full of people wandering up and down. Right by a big muddy puddle, this traveller guy was asking people for money:you_crazy . Nowt wrong with that, but personally I prefer to give money to people who earn it with entertainment.:crazy_diz

His entertainment was to shout “Pound! Face down in the mud!”.
:laugh_at: If someone gave him a pound, he would just fall face first into this puddle. If they didn’t he would just cover them in mud from the puddle, whether they were in a car or walking. Absolute class!!!!:crazy_dru

We gave hima couple of quid and laughed our sox off as we carried on the party.

And that reminds me, when we tried to leave, my dodgy old van had knackered windscreen wipers, so as we drove off, about 300 yards away was an OB car just watching the ravers leave. Three of us with our faces pressed up to the windscreen looking horrified that a copper coudl see we had no wipers…..

NYE 94/95 (I think) in a warehouse in London (united systems stylee!!) and one of our guys, Jock, wakes up in the morning with no socks or shoes, and missing his teeth!!!:groucho:

was at the 05 bank hol weekender on the cliffs on the north norfolk coast. we had a little camp fire going with our tents set up around it. we were gettin low on fire wood so this chap who had came and sat down with us sez he’ll drive us down the road to collect some more. so we all get in his old volvo estate, drive past the one copper at the entrance to the field and drive off down the road for about 200yrds to this wooded area. we find as much dead wood as we can and this chap was laying it all over the car, on the bonnet on the roof all carefully stacked up so that it wouldnt fall off. it looked as if the car was half made of wood. :laugh_at: We make our way back to the party and the look on the coppers face was just brilliant:crazy:

hate to say it but that bloke was zander from spiral tribe cos i offered him 2 pounds to do a backflip into the mud,he is sound as a pound ,the mad things sum of us do when were chemically twisted.Aint life great!!!! i think that party was in stratford upon avon???