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August 26, 2007 at 7:26 pm #1042240
Some raver half my half my age told me hearing an mc tell the crowd to put their hands in the air was just so 2002 yesterday…
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August 26, 2007 at 7:32 pm #1118847Dr Bunsen wrote:Some raver half my half my age told me hearing an mc tell the crowd to put their hands in the air was just so 2002 yesterday…:laugh_at:
Hahahaha thats class….
Will have to have a wee think about some of the ones i’ve heard..
Ah… Whilst i was playing my live set on a 13k rig some girl came up to me and said.. “can you turn the bass down.. we can’t get close enough to the speakers!!!” So i pointed to the guy whose rig it was and said speak to him… which she did and he proceeded to turn the bass and the total volume up…. CLASS…:weee:
August 26, 2007 at 7:32 pm #1139580Dr Bunsen wrote:Some raver half my half my age told me hearing an mc tell the crowd to put their hands in the air was just so 2002 yesterday…:laugh_at:
Hahahaha thats class….
Will have to have a wee think about some of the ones i’ve heard..
Ah… Whilst i was playing my live set on a 13k rig some girl came up to me and said.. “can you turn the bass down.. we can’t get close enough to the speakers!!!” So i pointed to the guy whose rig it was and said speak to him… which she did and he proceeded to turn the bass and the total volume up…. CLASS…:weee:
August 26, 2007 at 7:38 pm #1118848Just remembered another one….
These 2 girls turned up at a party wearing bum length skirts and high heels… so obvious they had no idea they’re men were taking them to a free party…
One of them came up to me later on and said… “excuse me.. can you tell me where the toilets are please?”… i wet masel… and said anywhere you like except the middle of the dancefloor or behind the decks….
She looked horrified… was excellent…August 26, 2007 at 7:38 pm #1139581Just remembered another one….
These 2 girls turned up at a party wearing bum length skirts and high heels… so obvious they had no idea they’re men were taking them to a free party…
One of them came up to me later on and said… “excuse me.. can you tell me where the toilets are please?”… i wet masel… and said anywhere you like except the middle of the dancefloor or behind the decks….
She looked horrified… was excellent…August 27, 2007 at 1:06 am #1118866some fella came dancing up to our vehicle in really saggy bumed joggers weighted down with sweat & introduced him self as Hardcore Bob, we asked how he got his name, as he was going off on one explaining he passed out. We spent the rest of the party Hardcore babysitting a 30yr old man. Hardcore or what.
August 27, 2007 at 1:06 am #1139599some fella came dancing up to our vehicle in really saggy bumed joggers weighted down with sweat & introduced him self as Hardcore Bob, we asked how he got his name, as he was going off on one explaining he passed out. We spent the rest of the party Hardcore babysitting a 30yr old man. Hardcore or what.
August 27, 2007 at 2:34 am #1118883the funniest thing that happened at a party was when we had are huge 420 party. There was over a pound of weed so every1 was mad high. So my friend matt was out on the deck, which is about two stories tall, smoking a blunt when he turned to me and said ” I just remembered something…I can fly” He then attempted to fly off the deck which ended up with matt screaming in pain. Luckily he wasn’t seriously injured just a few scratches. But watching him jump off the deck was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen but also a major buzz killer.
August 27, 2007 at 2:34 am #1139617the funniest thing that happened at a party was when we had are huge 420 party. There was over a pound of weed so every1 was mad high. So my friend matt was out on the deck, which is about two stories tall, smoking a blunt when he turned to me and said ” I just remembered something…I can fly” He then attempted to fly off the deck which ended up with matt screaming in pain. Luckily he wasn’t seriously injured just a few scratches. But watching him jump off the deck was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen but also a major buzz killer.
August 27, 2007 at 4:17 pm #1118853some boys in the car next to us
ARR CAP’N I DEMAND ME RASHINS OF KETAMINE:bounce_fl :bounce_fl :bounce_fl :bounce_fl :bounce_fl
August 27, 2007 at 4:17 pm #1139586some boys in the car next to us
ARR CAP’N I DEMAND ME RASHINS OF KETAMINE:bounce_fl :bounce_fl :bounce_fl :bounce_fl :bounce_fl
August 27, 2007 at 4:30 pm #1118845a mate of ours had obtained this bag of random items had been left in a car park by another friends house. It was an old shopping bag like what your nan would put her shopping in, and contained all sorts of strange tat….
Not only did he cart this entire bag with him to the heddlu-tek in Wales , he at one point sat by our tent and displayed every item to those present like a trader at a car boot sale or dodgy street market – I can’t remember what most of the items were but it was the way he did it.
Also him and another mate stumbling down the track was pure comedy but I think what they were saying by that time was just fluent gibberish….
August 27, 2007 at 4:30 pm #1139578a mate of ours had obtained this bag of random items had been left in a car park by another friends house. It was an old shopping bag like what your nan would put her shopping in, and contained all sorts of strange tat….
Not only did he cart this entire bag with him to the heddlu-tek in Wales , he at one point sat by our tent and displayed every item to those present like a trader at a car boot sale or dodgy street market – I can’t remember what most of the items were but it was the way he did it.
Also him and another mate stumbling down the track was pure comedy but I think what they were saying by that time was just fluent gibberish….
August 27, 2007 at 6:38 pm #1118843Anonymous
Myself getting stuck on a barbed wire fence with the wire right in my crotch. I was wereing a pink spandex all in one leotard!! Some site kids saw me and started laffing an chucking mud at me shouting freak while i was stuck there!
I’d been offered free tequila to dance infront of the traveler site cinema dressed like that while they showed Rocky Horrer Picture Show but i got stuck on the fence on the way :laugh_at:
August 27, 2007 at 6:38 pm #1139576Myself getting stuck on a barbed wire fence with the wire right in my crotch. I was wereing a pink spandex all in one leotard!! Some site kids saw me and started laffing an chucking mud at me shouting freak while i was stuck there!
I’d been offered free tequila to dance infront of the traveler site cinema dressed like that while they showed Rocky Horrer Picture Show but i got stuck on the fence on the way :laugh_at:
August 27, 2007 at 6:53 pm #11188702 girls said they drank each others piss:crazy_diz :yakk:
August 27, 2007 at 6:53 pm #11396032 girls said they drank each others piss:crazy_diz :yakk:
August 27, 2007 at 6:56 pm #1118879Playground Politics wrote:2 girls said they drank each others piss:crazy_diz :yakk:hahahaha that was this weekend wasnt it?
u alright n ting
miss u n rach man i reckon im gonna come see u soon
whats ur msn?August 27, 2007 at 6:56 pm #1139613Playground Politics wrote:2 girls said they drank each others piss:crazy_diz :yakk:hahahaha that was this weekend wasnt it?
u alright n ting
miss u n rach man i reckon im gonna come see u soon
whats ur msn?August 28, 2007 at 10:59 am #1118871spark_plug wrote:hahahaha that was this weekend wasnt it?
u alright n ting
miss u n rach man i reckon im gonna come see u soon
whats ur msn?yeah im proper good, almost enlightened with this weekend, slept alday yesterday mustve spent a good 18-20 hours in bed
my msn is boothie13@hotmail.com
twould be wicked to see you again sometimepeace
August 28, 2007 at 10:59 am #1139604spark_plug wrote:hahahaha that was this weekend wasnt it?
u alright n ting
miss u n rach man i reckon im gonna come see u soon
whats ur msn?yeah im proper good, almost enlightened with this weekend, slept alday yesterday mustve spent a good 18-20 hours in bed
my msn is boothie13@hotmail.com
twould be wicked to see you again sometimepeace
August 28, 2007 at 11:40 pm #1118884thebman wrote:the funniest thing that happened at a party was when we had are huge 420 party. There was over a pound of weed so every1 was mad high. So my friend matt was out on the deck, which is about two stories tall, smoking a blunt when he turned to me and said ” I just remembered something…I can fly” He then attempted to fly off the deck which ended up with matt screaming in pain. Luckily he wasn’t seriously injured just a few scratches. But watching him jump off the deck was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen but also a major buzz killer.pmsl
hmm.
August 28, 2007 at 11:40 pm #1139618thebman wrote:the funniest thing that happened at a party was when we had are huge 420 party. There was over a pound of weed so every1 was mad high. So my friend matt was out on the deck, which is about two stories tall, smoking a blunt when he turned to me and said ” I just remembered something…I can fly” He then attempted to fly off the deck which ended up with matt screaming in pain. Luckily he wasn’t seriously injured just a few scratches. But watching him jump off the deck was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen but also a major buzz killer.pmsl
hmm.
August 29, 2007 at 8:56 am #1118858Heard someone being described as being so short that ‘they had to get up three feet to give a blow job’ :groucho:
:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:August 29, 2007 at 8:56 am #1139591Heard someone being described as being so short that ‘they had to get up three feet to give a blow job’ :groucho:
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