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    Izbeckistan
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    For shits and giggles really.

    #1273759
    The Psyentist
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    I once gave Gordon Brown a Lapdance

    #1273747
    sinner69
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    I secretly watch ’emmerdale’ late at night…hmmm

    #1273757
    MC G-Tek
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    I sneak into aquariums at night and spread butter on the dolphins!

    #1273748
    thelog
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    Dolphin free tuna, how bout some tuna free dolphin??

    On Fursday i’m gonna fone you and we can go see some dole fins

    #1273758
    MC G-Tek
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    @thelog 548274 wrote:

    Dolphin free tuna, how bout some tuna free dolphin??

    On Fursday i’m gonna fone you and we can go see some dole fins

    Exactly mate, people say ‘Don’t eat tuna’. Then you ask em why not and they say ‘Dolphins are getting caught up in the nets’. ‘Ok, what about the tuna though?’ ‘Fuck em, they taste good!’

    A trip to see some dole fins on a fine summers day sounds like a great plan mate, that’d be well cool!

    #1273745
    Anonymous

    I started drinking vodka at 9am today

    #1273755
    Izbeckistan
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    I want dolphin unfriendly tuna.

    #1273751
    p0ly
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    I like fish sticks in my mouth

    #1273760
    The Psyentist
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    @p0lski 548304 wrote:

    I like fish sticks in my mouth

    What are you, a gay fish?

    #1273768
    pyross.
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    @The Psyentist 548305 wrote:

    What are you, a gay fish?

    A genius, he’s the voice of a generation.

    #1273762
    The Psyentist
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    During bouts of insomnia I like to dress up as a lady fox and frolic about in your garbage with the man foxes of a night time. That horrible screeching noise you here foxes make, that’s me climaxing.

    #1273769
    pyross.
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    @The Psyentist 548310 wrote:

    During bouts of insomnia I like to dress up as a lady fox and frolic about in your garbage with the man foxes of a night time. That horrible screeching noise you here foxes make, that’s me climaxing.

    #1273767
    joksgez
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    i once went to a tesco express to politely ask if i could use their toilet, they said no, so i bought a pack of tesco brand bog roll, went round the corner and did a shit round the back of the tesco…

    #1273756
    Izbeckistan
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    bwah ha ha!

    #1273754
    Pat McDonald
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    @pyɔross. 548308 wrote:

    A genius, he’s the voice of a generation.

    Given the current reputation of that generation… yes, pretty embarrassing.

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    Tell us something controversial/ embarrassing about yourself.

    My home is so filthy the cockroaches have complained to the council asking that I be fumigated from the place. It’s a good job the little bastards didn’t sign a tenancy agreement or I’d be in a right mess, so to speak.

    #1273770
    Deez
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    Ive pulled a Bear Grylls and drunk my own piss before.

    Twice.

    #1273765
    MR207
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    @DeezNuts 548456 wrote:

    Ive pulled a Bwar Grylls and drunk my own piss before.

    Twice.

    Why…

    #1273771
    Deez
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    @MR207 548457 wrote:

    Why…

    Because I was like 12/13 and it was free weed and money init.

    To be honest its not actually too bad unless you’re really dehydrated, in which case it is ridiculously salty and disgusting.

    #1273746
    General Lighting
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    @thelog 548274 wrote:

    Dolphin free tuna, how bout some tuna free dolphin??

    when I was in service at Defra (UK Environment ministry) I offered to pick up lunch for my team (this was midweek after a heavy Rudgeway party) and I got confused and actually did ask for a tuna free dolphin baguette. Luckily the young lady working there was Chinese and realised the mistake. I dread to think what would have happened were she instead Japanese…

    #1273752
    know_hope
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    @General Lighting 548464 wrote:

    I dread to think what would have happened were she instead Japanese…

    oi my gf is japanese… i resent that >.>

    …on my first visit to daftfader’s house we did a load of mxe, and that was at the stage where i’d only just started and didnt really know my dose… we got well out of it and was nice for a while but i started to feel like we were becoming confused separate planets… an also i didnt know him well then so we were a new connection and it felt a bit uncomfortable so i tried to restore some connection by giving him a… massage… and possibly freaked him… but overall i think it helped make a connection, after some funny conversation… lol

    #1273763
    The Psyentist
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    @know_hope 548571 wrote:

    on my first visit to daftfader’s house we did a load of mxe, and that was at the stage where i’d only just started and didnt really know my dose… we got well out of it and was nice for a while but i started to feel like we were becoming confused separate planets… an also i didnt know him well then so we were a new connection and it felt a bit uncomfortable so i tried to restore some connection by giving him a… massage… and possibly freaked him… but overall i think it helped make a connection, after some funny conversation… lol

    :laugh_at::lol_crash

    #1273764
    The Psyentist
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    Time is going really slowly but too fast…………………………………………………………………

    #1273766
    MR207
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    I still sleep with my teddy bear hehe

    #1273749
    DaftFader
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    @know_hope 548571 wrote:

    oi my gf is japanese… i resent that >.>

    …on my first visit to daftfader’s house we did a load of mxe, and that was at the stage where i’d only just started and didnt really know my dose… we got well out of it and was nice for a while but i started to feel like we were becoming confused separate planets… an also i didnt know him well then so we were a new connection and it felt a bit uncomfortable so i tried to restore some connection by giving him a… massage… and possibly freaked him… but overall i think it helped make a connection, after some funny conversation… lol

    You didn’t tell them WHERE you gave me a massage! 😛

    (To be honest I’ve given loads of people I’ve not long known massages…) It’s funny to gauge peoples reactions sometimes.

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