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  • #1209363
    DaftFader
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    @1984 358283 wrote:

    its fake I am afraid

    ps Hoax-Slayer – Camel Spider Image

    pps oh well I guess do exist but they are not as bad as made out or as large.

    the specimens in the photograph are not as large as they may seem at first glance.

    Well i been staring at them for ages … and they still look f’in big to me :yakk:

    #1209401
    TheLostOne
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    @p0ly 358247 wrote:

    my friend ate a moth once for a tenner, the person who dared him to do it for a tenner didn’t see so he had to eat another one!

    Talking about eating moths, I was severely hungover one morning and reached for my glass on the draws, drank it, and as I have a hardcore gag reflex, I felt something on the way down, pukes up and there was a moth wriggling about on the floor. :cry::cry:

    I only used to knowingly eat different varieties of creatures when I was an action man(5-8)

    #1209424
    Horny Angel
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    @TheLostOne 358340 wrote:

    Talking about eating moths, I was severely hungover one morning and reached for my glass on the draws, drank it, and as I have a hardcore gag reflex, I felt something on the way down, pukes up and there was a moth wriggling about on the floor. :cry::cry:

    ….and this is why I have a bottle of water beside my bed and not a glass. :yakk:

    #1209403
    TheLostOne
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    @Horny Angel 358341 wrote:

    ….and this is why I have a bottle of water beside my bed and not a glass. :yakk:

    That is sensible, something I don’t really know about.:you_crazy

    #1209425
    Horny Angel
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    @TheLostOne 358343 wrote:

    That is sensible, something I don’t really know about.:you_crazy

    Well they’re normally see through things with tops on and kinda look like this. 😉 :laugh_at:

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    #1209361
    GiantMidget
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    fuck me there’s something on Sky2 about spiders atm.

    Mental note. Don’t go to South America. :omg:

    #1209426
    Horny Angel
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    @DJCliffy 358356 wrote:

    fuck me there’s something on Sky2 about spiders atm.

    Mental note. Don’t go to South America. :omg:

    I will make a point of not turning sky on now. :hopeless:

    #1209353
    Tank Girl
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    my mate got pissed one night and told me she always knickers to bed as she scared a spider will go up her vagina… something about reading about an average human swallows 3 spiders in their life time whilst asleep…..

    :laugh_at: :you_crazy

    #1209427
    Horny Angel
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    @Tank Girl 358388 wrote:

    my mate got pissed one night and told me she always knickers to bed as she scared a spider will go up her vagina… something about reading about an average human swallows 3 spiders in their life time whilst asleep…..

    :laugh_at: :you_crazy

    An urban myth, doesn’t she know that TG?

    …as for wearing knickers to bed, you’re supposed to let your body breath and maintain the correct pH (very important in preventing yeast infections).

    #1209355
    Tank Girl
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    @Horny Angel 358391 wrote:

    An urban myth, doesn’t she know that TG?

    …as for wearing knickers to bed, you’re supposed to let your body breath and maintain the correct pH (very important in preventing yeast infections).

    well………I’m not too sure I believe her anyway, she stayed round, woke me at 620 am, as she couldnt find her PJ bottons or knickers or jeans….

    we found the PJ bottoms cover in red wine vomit in the junk room, we looked in the front garden / back garden / kitchen (including microwave / fridge / oven) lounge etc for her knickers and jeans,

    they suddenly turned up folded in a neat pile next to the sofa bed when another friend had woke himself up :laugh_at::laugh_at:

    apparently – if you cant remember – it didnt happen :alcoholic:alcoholic

    #1209428
    Horny Angel
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    @Tank Girl 358392 wrote:

    well………I’m not too sure I believe her anyway, she stayed round, woke me at 620 am, as she couldnt find her PJ bottons or knickers or jeans….

    we found the PJ bottoms cover in red wine vomit in the junk room, we looked in the front garden / back garden / kitchen (including microwave / fridge / oven) lounge etc for her knickers and jeans,

    they suddenly turned up folded in a neat pile next to the sofa bed when another friend had woke himself up :laugh_at::laugh_at:

    apparently – if you cant remember – it didnt happen :alcoholic:alcoholic

    Sounds like a good night :love:

    #1209357
    Tank Girl
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    @Horny Angel 358394 wrote:

    Sounds like a good night :love:

    she’s a good girl and great great fun to be with :love:
    never a dull moment if the wine is flowing :bounce_fl

    I had to pick up a spider today – it was only a cute little un, but everyone was acting all pussy in the office – its not as if it could hurt em :you_crazy

    It was funny as my bro had to move home for a bit, he took bathsheba with him on the provision from my dad she couldnt get out her ‘house’,
    luckily my bro woke up as he heard something and she was climbing up the wall :laugh_at:
    now with that I’d defo be all pussy ,

    esp as she still had her venom – someone had imported her illegally and just gonna dump her so he took her in as apparently they can live for 20+ years?

    if she bit you you only got flu like symptoms but…. she was bloody massive!!

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