@p0ly 358247 wrote:

my friend ate a moth once for a tenner, the person who dared him to do it for a tenner didn’t see so he had to eat another one!

Talking about eating moths, I was severely hungover one morning and reached for my glass on the draws, drank it, and as I have a hardcore gag reflex, I felt something on the way down, pukes up and there was a moth wriggling about on the floor. :cry::cry:

I only used to knowingly eat different varieties of creatures when I was an action man(5-8)

@Horny Angel 358341 wrote:

….and this is why I have a bottle of water beside my bed and not a glass. :yakk:

That is sensible, something I don’t really know about.:you_crazy

fuck me there’s something on Sky2 about spiders atm.

Mental note. Don’t go to South America. :omg:

my mate got pissed one night and told me she always knickers to bed as she scared a spider will go up her vagina… something about reading about an average human swallows 3 spiders in their life time whilst asleep…..

:laugh_at: :you_crazy

@Horny Angel 358391 wrote:

An urban myth, doesn’t she know that TG?

…as for wearing knickers to bed, you’re supposed to let your body breath and maintain the correct pH (very important in preventing yeast infections).

well………I’m not too sure I believe her anyway, she stayed round, woke me at 620 am, as she couldnt find her PJ bottons or knickers or jeans….

we found the PJ bottoms cover in red wine vomit in the junk room, we looked in the front garden / back garden / kitchen (including microwave / fridge / oven) lounge etc for her knickers and jeans,

they suddenly turned up folded in a neat pile next to the sofa bed when another friend had woke himself up :laugh_at::laugh_at:

apparently – if you cant remember – it didnt happen :alcoholic:alcoholic

@Horny Angel 358394 wrote:

Sounds like a good night :love:

she’s a good girl and great great fun to be with :love:
never a dull moment if the wine is flowing :bounce_fl

I had to pick up a spider today – it was only a cute little un, but everyone was acting all pussy in the office – its not as if it could hurt em :you_crazy

It was funny as my bro had to move home for a bit, he took bathsheba with him on the provision from my dad she couldnt get out her ‘house’,
luckily my bro woke up as he heard something and she was climbing up the wall :laugh_at:
now with that I’d defo be all pussy ,

esp as she still had her venom – someone had imported her illegally and just gonna dump her so he took her in as apparently they can live for 20+ years?

if she bit you you only got flu like symptoms but…. she was bloody massive!!