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  • #1047551
    AvatarDom_sufc
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    I suppose it is actually possible, but I think I have a retarded bird outside my house. Im talking about the animal world here by the way. :laugh_at:

    From morning to night it makes the same monotone chirp over and over and over again quite loud and lives somewhere around my house. I don’t mind the sound of normal birds but I have literally never heard anything so annoying!! It’s driving me fucking nuts! :crazy:

    #1202046
    Avatarbenbear
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    Build it a birds house with padded walls, feed it everyday and embrace the madness.

    Could even do a little party for it, get the tree hugers round.

    :group_hug

    #1202053
    Avatarjoshd96320
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    eat it

    #1202050
    Avatarp0ly
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    ye some birds the other morning were really fuckin me off big time, comedown tho =)

    #1202049
    AvatarDaftFader
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    i thought i was gonna go to hell for opening this thread … turns out i am a careing person :weee:

    i used to have a birds nest under my cupboard (i live on the upper floor of a masion et .. that’s a small house in french … in english … a flat) it (the bird) and it’s brewd fucking pissed me off for ages … but eventualy they upd and left … mby cos my speakers are next to the place they lived or mby they got pissed off at my tring to imatate there sqaking at 3 am … either way it worked raaa

    #1202054
    Avatarjoshd96320
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    umm yes daft 😉

    #1202048
    AvatarGiantMidget
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    Get an air rifle.

    #1202056
    AvatarClusterfrog
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    i thought this post was going to be about a woman

    #1202052
    Avatarellie
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    DaftFader;335588 wrote:
    i thought i was gonna go to hell for opening this thread … turns out i am a careing person :weee:

    :laugh_at:

    #1202047
    Avatarcheeseweasel
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    I had one of these at my last place, posted on here about it somewhere. just a single loud “tweet” every second from about 4am-10pm every day. Turned out to be a tree sparrow. I’ve put about 250 miles between myself and the fucker now though so looks like it may have found someone new to annoy.

    I experimented with turning my speakers out of the window and playing bird calls really loud. Playing another tree sparrow made it try to get in through the window (in which case I could have bagged and casseroled the bastard). Sparrowhawk made it disappear pretty sharpish. Just a suggestion.

    #1202051
    Avatarp0ly
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    cheeseweasel;335845 wrote:
    I had one of these at my last place, posted on here about it somewhere. just a single loud “tweet” every second from about 4am-10pm every day. Turned out to be a tree sparrow. I’ve put about 250 miles between myself and the fucker now though so looks like it may have found someone new to annoy.

    I experimented with turning my speakers out of the window and playing bird calls really loud. Playing another tree sparrow made it try to get in through the window (in which case I could have bagged and casseroled the bastard). Sparrowhawk made it disappear pretty sharpish. Just a suggestion.

    :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
    nice!

    #1202055
    Avatarjoshd96320
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    @cheeseweasel 335845 wrote:

    I had one of these at my last place, posted on here about it somewhere. just a single loud “tweet” every second from about 4am-10pm every day. Turned out to be a tree sparrow. I’ve put about 250 miles between myself and the fucker now though so looks like it may have found someone new to annoy.

    I experimented with turning my speakers out of the window and playing bird calls really loud. Playing another tree sparrow made it try to get in through the window (in which case I could have bagged and casseroled the bastard). Sparrowhawk made it disappear pretty sharpish. Just a suggestion.

    :laugh_at::laugh_at:

    neighbour must have thought u were a right freak lol

    #1202045
    Avatarleveret
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    that’s a good idea.

    i could record the owl that calls at night and play it back to the wood pigeons during the day.

    if it didn’t get rid of the sods at least it’d confuse them … (not that that takes much for a wood pigeon)

    #1202044
    AvatarGeneral Lighting
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