No this is not deep or philosophical this is my fucking alarm telling me to get out of bed cos sleep time is over and i’m a naughty boy if i’m late… wooooo wooooo. my whole body aches and i just wanna move to the sound of the wickedness.

Let’s go be a slave to the wage cos this is normal and healthy, is feels pretty unhealthy if you ask me.

Dear leaders, please legalise laziness for these reasons:

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