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  • #1150131
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    @GiantMidget 437067 wrote:

    Dammit. I feel as though I should be out and about tonight. I’m seriously bored. Wish I had the money to order a brass…….or get some mandy. Maybe even both, although a brass would be a waste of money if I was fooked on the mud.

    how do you order a brass out of interest?

    #1150233
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    With monkeys………. ๐Ÿ˜›

    #1185264
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    With monkeys………. ๐Ÿ˜›

    #1131466
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    @extraslim 437068 wrote:

    how do you order a brass out of interest?

    SunnyEscorts mate, That’s all I’ll say. They’re top end brasses though. Cheaper ones look in the back of the local newspaper under escorts. Although truth be told I ain’t used one in a couple of years. Used to but soon learnt that copious amount of drugs do not mix with having to perform to a set time. Specially if that set time is half an hour. I am not a performing monkey!!!!

    #1167415
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    @extraslim 437068 wrote:

    how do you order a brass out of interest?

    SunnyEscorts mate, That’s all I’ll say. They’re top end brasses though. Cheaper ones look in the back of the local newspaper under escorts. Although truth be told I ain’t used one in a couple of years. Used to but soon learnt that copious amount of drugs do not mix with having to perform to a set time. Specially if that set time is half an hour. I am not a performing monkey!!!!

    #1128755
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    @GiantMidget 437070 wrote:

    SunnyEscorts mate, That’s all I’ll say. They’re top end brasses though. Cheaper ones look in the back of the local newspaper under escorts. Although truth be told I ain’t used one in a couple of years. Used to but soon learnt that copious amount of drugs do not mix with having to perform to a set time. Specially if that set time is half an hour. I am not a performing monkey!!!!

    yeah I bet! never spent any time with one myself, are they expensive? I dont think you get many in rural villages ๐Ÿ™

    #1150134
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    @GiantMidget 437070 wrote:

    SunnyEscorts mate, That’s all I’ll say. They’re top end brasses though. Cheaper ones look in the back of the local newspaper under escorts. Although truth be told I ain’t used one in a couple of years. Used to but soon learnt that copious amount of drugs do not mix with having to perform to a set time. Specially if that set time is half an hour. I am not a performing monkey!!!!

    yeah I bet! never spent any time with one myself, are they expensive? I dont think you get many in rural villages ๐Ÿ™

    #1128756
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    ps oh I just found their website, nice

    #1150136
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    ps oh I just found their website, nice

    #1128757
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    pps 600 notes over night! fuck me I am in the wrong trade

    #1150138
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    pps 600 notes over night! fuck me I am in the wrong trade

    #1150236
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    Youd be surprised, I live in a little rural village and there are about 3 or 4 knocking shops around.

    #1185268
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    Youd be surprised, I live in a little rural village and there are about 3 or 4 knocking shops around.

    #1131467
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    It’s the oldest trade known to mankind. I remember I went to one once totally smashed on poodle. Had no right to be there as I was far too fucked. As I got round there this bird said I could have a beer from the fridge, opened it up and it was full of bud. I then let slip I had two packets on me. Got me business out the way (didn’t last long lol) then she said I could stay round with her and drink her beer provided I shared the PKs with her. Even got a complimentary blowy. Was a proper awesome night!

    #1167418
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    It’s the oldest trade known to mankind. I remember I went to one once totally smashed on poodle. Had no right to be there as I was far too fucked. As I got round there this bird said I could have a beer from the fridge, opened it up and it was full of bud. I then let slip I had two packets on me. Got me business out the way (didn’t last long lol) then she said I could stay round with her and drink her beer provided I shared the PKs with her. Even got a complimentary blowy. Was a proper awesome night!

    #1128758
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    @GiantMidget 437075 wrote:

    It’s the oldest trade known to mankind. I remember I went to one once totally smashed on poodle. Had no right to be there as I was far too fucked. As I got round there this bird said I could have a beer from the fridge, opened it up and it was full of bud. I then let slip I had two packets on me. Got me business out the way (didn’t last long lol) then she said I could stay round with her and drink her beer provided I shared the PKs with her. Even got a complimentary blowy. Was a proper awesome night!

    nice! that does sound rather good! god I have lived a sheltered life lol

    #1150140
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    @GiantMidget 437075 wrote:

    It’s the oldest trade known to mankind. I remember I went to one once totally smashed on poodle. Had no right to be there as I was far too fucked. As I got round there this bird said I could have a beer from the fridge, opened it up and it was full of bud. I then let slip I had two packets on me. Got me business out the way (didn’t last long lol) then she said I could stay round with her and drink her beer provided I shared the PKs with her. Even got a complimentary blowy. Was a proper awesome night!

    nice! that does sound rather good! god I have lived a sheltered life lol

    #1150237
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    :laugh_at::bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeYyzoONK6U

    #1185272
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    :laugh_at::bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeYyzoONK6U

    #1131468
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    @extraslim 437076 wrote:

    nice! that does sound rather good! god I have lived a sheltered life lol

    It was pretty epic mate, Haven’t done anything like that for a while now though. Starting to fall back into the old ways now though, figure why not. The world is going to hell so fuck it. Enjoy yourself innit!

    #1167420
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    @extraslim 437076 wrote:

    nice! that does sound rather good! god I have lived a sheltered life lol

    It was pretty epic mate, Haven’t done anything like that for a while now though. Starting to fall back into the old ways now though, figure why not. The world is going to hell so fuck it. Enjoy yourself innit!

    #1131470
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    @Irish-gurner 437078 wrote:

    :laugh_at::bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeYyzoONK6U

    Love it mate!

    #1167423
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    @Irish-gurner 437078 wrote:

    :laugh_at::bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeYyzoONK6U

    Love it mate!

    #1128759
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    I have nothing to do today or tomorrow and no money and the weather is crap *sulks* fuck knows how I am going to fill my time

    #1150142
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    I have nothing to do today or tomorrow and no money and the weather is crap *sulks* fuck knows how I am going to fill my time

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