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    1. it is actually impossible to use a wok in a traditional Western style kitchen heated to a sufficient temperature to obtain huòqì (镬气) without coating a 1 metre radius in condensed grease

    As this translates as “gas/air from round cooking pot” but also means the “spirit of a wok” its hardly surprising this happens as all that oil has to go somewhere (but now I will have to clean it up later :yakk:)

    2. the workaround is of course to use a cooker extractor hood and open the window and they aren’t that expensive these days (£70 from Screwfix) but I can’t wire this in myself because of the fucking part P regs where i have to do a exam to prove I can do safely some of what I’ve been doing for the last 20 fucking years..:you_crazy

    3. this is why oriental people cook outside, even in modernised countries like Malaysia. However British weather makes this difficult (I am working with one of my mates to see if there is a solution to this to get the “best of both cultures”). He even has the “food stealing jungle cat” that will test the security of any food storage methods :laugh_at:

    #1150702

    1. it is actually impossible to use a wok in a traditional Western style kitchen heated to a sufficient temperature to obtain huòqì (镬气) without coating a 1 metre radius in condensed grease

    As this translates as “gas/air from round cooking pot” but also means the “spirit of a wok” its hardly surprising this happens as all that oil has to go somewhere (but now I will have to clean it up later :yakk:)

    2. the workaround is of course to use a cooker extractor hood and open the window and they aren’t that expensive these days (£70 from Screwfix) but I can’t wire this in myself because of the fucking part P regs where i have to do a exam to prove I can do safely some of what I’ve been doing for the last 20 fucking years..:you_crazy

    3. this is why oriental people cook outside, even in modernised countries like Malaysia. However British weather makes this difficult (I am working with one of my mates to see if there is a solution to this to get the “best of both cultures”). He even has the “food stealing jungle cat” that will test the security of any food storage methods :laugh_at:

    #1136310

    pixiegirl
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    Virgin Media! Yes, you are cheap but your customer service is appalling. If I were half as shit at my job as your call centre staff I would have been sacked long ago! Sort it out!! *breath*

    That’s better.

    #1170451

    pixiegirl
    Participant

    Virgin Media! Yes, you are cheap but your customer service is appalling. If I were half as shit at my job as your call centre staff I would have been sacked long ago! Sort it out!! *breath*

    That’s better.

    #1135878

    junglist1234
    Participant

    Fuckin blue aran hasnt got any XLR-Phono leads and we bloody need some!
    Ma mum isnt lettin me use her card to buy shit either even tho I can 100% certain give her the money tomorrow!!!!!!! The only reason I havent got a visa card is that my bloody bank never sent me one

    Grrrr I can’t learn how to make cables before saturday

    #1170166

    junglist1234
    Participant

    Fuckin blue aran hasnt got any XLR-Phono leads and we bloody need some!
    Ma mum isnt lettin me use her card to buy shit either even tho I can 100% certain give her the money tomorrow!!!!!!! The only reason I havent got a visa card is that my bloody bank never sent me one

    Grrrr I can’t learn how to make cables before saturday

    #1130938

    GiantMidget
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    Fucking not happy!! there’s a slight possibility i have lost my mobile. Can’t find it at all, just hope i left it in my cousins car. if not then :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

    #1166399

    GiantMidget
    Participant

    Fucking not happy!! there’s a slight possibility i have lost my mobile. Can’t find it at all, just hope i left it in my cousins car. if not then :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

    #1135886

    xFadingObsessionx
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    DJCliffy;228666 wrote:
    Fucking not happy!! there’s a slight possibility i have lost my mobile. Can’t find it at all, just hope i left it in my cousins car. if not then :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

    Get someone to ring it?
    Usually works when I lose my mobile.
    Then again, I usually just leave it stupid places like the bathroom … and say I’ve lost it ’cause I cba walking across the hall to find it…

    #1170171

    xFadingObsessionx
    Participant
    DJCliffy;228666 wrote:
    Fucking not happy!! there’s a slight possibility i have lost my mobile. Can’t find it at all, just hope i left it in my cousins car. if not then :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

    Get someone to ring it?
    Usually works when I lose my mobile.
    Then again, I usually just leave it stupid places like the bathroom … and say I’ve lost it ’cause I cba walking across the hall to find it…

    #1130939

    GiantMidget
    Participant
    xFadingObsessionx;228711 wrote:
    Get someone to ring it?
    Usually works when I lose my mobile.
    Then again, I usually just leave it stupid places like the bathroom … and say I’ve lost it ’cause I cba walking across the hall to find it…

    Tried that but it ain’t in my house. I’m sitting here waiting for my cousin to pick me up and he should of been here an hour ago. He usually rings me to wake me up so he probably thinks i’m still asleep. i’ve been stood outside for the last hour waiting for him, Oh how my rage is rising! :head_bang

    #1166402

    GiantMidget
    Participant
    xFadingObsessionx;228711 wrote:
    Get someone to ring it?
    Usually works when I lose my mobile.
    Then again, I usually just leave it stupid places like the bathroom … and say I’ve lost it ’cause I cba walking across the hall to find it…

    Tried that but it ain’t in my house. I’m sitting here waiting for my cousin to pick me up and he should of been here an hour ago. He usually rings me to wake me up so he probably thinks i’m still asleep. i’ve been stood outside for the last hour waiting for him, Oh how my rage is rising! :head_bang

    #1130780

    starlaugh
    Participant

    Fucking CLA Game fair in Oxford, Took me 2 hours to drive to work this morning and it normally only takes 20mins… I wish people knew how to drive grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    #1166070

    starlaugh
    Participant

    Fucking CLA Game fair in Oxford, Took me 2 hours to drive to work this morning and it normally only takes 20mins… I wish people knew how to drive grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    #1132030

    rachus
    Participant

    Fucking people with big fuck off jeeps and 4×4 when they have NO reason to have them, yea thats right piss away whats left of the o zone layer u wang faces.
    AND! Mothers and prams, u are not superior because u have grown a small species inside you this does not mean u can drive through and expect me to move out the way with those stupidly massive prams, why???? gragagahh!H!

    (i basically hate all the customers that come through the doors at work and i have time to stand and realise how much i hate them when i have my fag breaks and can just glare at them and their stupid cars….)

    #1168404

    rachus
    Participant

    Fucking people with big fuck off jeeps and 4×4 when they have NO reason to have them, yea thats right piss away whats left of the o zone layer u wang faces.
    AND! Mothers and prams, u are not superior because u have grown a small species inside you this does not mean u can drive through and expect me to move out the way with those stupidly massive prams, why???? gragagahh!H!

    (i basically hate all the customers that come through the doors at work and i have time to stand and realise how much i hate them when i have my fag breaks and can just glare at them and their stupid cars….)

    #1130941

    GiantMidget
    Participant

    I’m happy, i got my phone back.!

    #1166405

    GiantMidget
    Participant

    I’m happy, i got my phone back.!

    #1131571

    DaftFader
    Participant
    General Lighting;226472 wrote:
    1. it is actually impossible to use a wok in a traditional Western style kitchen heated to a sufficient temperature to obtain huòqì (镬气) without coating a 1 metre radius in condensed grease

    As this translates as “gas/air from round cooking pot” but also means the “spirit of a wok” its hardly surprising this happens as all that oil has to go somewhere (but now I will have to clean it up later :yakk:)

    2. the workaround is of course to use a cooker extractor hood and open the window and they aren’t that expensive these days (£70 from Screwfix) but I can’t wire this in myself because of the fucking part P regs where i have to do a exam to prove I can do safely some of what I’ve been doing for the last 20 fucking years..:you_crazy

    3. this is why oriental people cook outside, even in modernised countries like Malaysia. However British weather makes this difficult (I am working with one of my mates to see if there is a solution to this to get the “best of both cultures”). He even has the “food stealing jungle cat” that will test the security of any food storage methods :laugh_at:

    you need a pergoda in your garden cover you from the rain and would look sweet 😉

    #1167617

    DaftFader
    Participant
    General Lighting;226472 wrote:
    1. it is actually impossible to use a wok in a traditional Western style kitchen heated to a sufficient temperature to obtain huòqì (镬气) without coating a 1 metre radius in condensed grease

    As this translates as “gas/air from round cooking pot” but also means the “spirit of a wok” its hardly surprising this happens as all that oil has to go somewhere (but now I will have to clean it up later :yakk:)

    2. the workaround is of course to use a cooker extractor hood and open the window and they aren’t that expensive these days (£70 from Screwfix) but I can’t wire this in myself because of the fucking part P regs where i have to do a exam to prove I can do safely some of what I’ve been doing for the last 20 fucking years..:you_crazy

    3. this is why oriental people cook outside, even in modernised countries like Malaysia. However British weather makes this difficult (I am working with one of my mates to see if there is a solution to this to get the “best of both cultures”). He even has the “food stealing jungle cat” that will test the security of any food storage methods :laugh_at:

    you need a pergoda in your garden cover you from the rain and would look sweet 😉

    #1135889

    xFadingObsessionx
    Participant
    DJCliffy;228913 wrote:
    I’m happy, i got my phone back.!

    Haha, where was it then?

    #1170173

    xFadingObsessionx
    Participant
    DJCliffy;228913 wrote:
    I’m happy, i got my phone back.!

    Haha, where was it then?

    #1130942

    GiantMidget
    Participant
    xFadingObsessionx;228976 wrote:
    Haha, where was it then?

    Wedged down the side in my cuz’s car! Right ball ache that was tho! I felt well sick without it,.made me think what we all did before mobiles were around!?! 😉

    #1166407

    GiantMidget
    Participant
    xFadingObsessionx;228976 wrote:
    Haha, where was it then?

    Wedged down the side in my cuz’s car! Right ball ache that was tho! I felt well sick without it,.made me think what we all did before mobiles were around!?! 😉

    #1135893

    xFadingObsessionx
    Participant
    DJCliffy;228978 wrote:
    Wedged down the side in my cuz’s car! Right ball ache that was tho! I felt well sick without it,.made me think what we all did before mobiles were around!?! 😉

    Haha, aye, I got a mobile around the age of 12 though .. Before that, all my friends lived close to me, so if I wanted to talk to them, I’d just go round to their house. Idk what I’d do now though, most of the mates I have live ages away from my flat .. And I don’t have a car anymore,so it’s awful haha.

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