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Mate u shoulda posted that warning earlier, im afraid ive already been a victim of this terrible scam!

I dunno mate, a few years ago I woke up in the morning and there was arm-pit hair in my face and a hair leg rubbing against mine. I felt sick abused and mortified about the fact that I had slept with a bloke, I jumped out of my bed with the duvet and looked down.

This bird I pulled was so hairy it was sick!! Her tits were like carrier bags full of water! Urgh it was like she fell out the ugly tree and took out every branch on the way down, then hit by a couple of buses!

My mates found it hilarious and even my dad took the piss as she even went up to him and told him that she was gonna “show me the time of my life” just as we were staggering out the pub :you_crazy

Fecking beer festivals have a lot to answer for.

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you poor poor dear, beer-goggles strike again

(i wonder what her feelings were on this subject?)

Urm well I think she thought her luck was in, I was 19/20 she was 29….. she had tried it on a few more times after until she left the country to go travelling

i’m sorry – ur point about older women is . . ?

Nothing against them at all, can be more fun :biggreen:

Just she seemed to be happy to have a bit of younger meat :laugh_at:

ahhh . . . younger meat – loads of energy but fuck-all idea about what to do with it

Pah maybe for others love:groucho:

😉 yeah some are naturally gifted its true

but there’s one thing about sex it only gets better as you get older :love:

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Not always the case, the older ladies teach you a trick or two…. so much more fun. Also they are willing to do a lot more raaa

exactly, more years = less hang-ups and more fun!

sex is a gift an i’m all for treasuring in it :weee:

couldnt be more wrong 😉

you got no energy boothy? 😉

nah, i meant no disrespect to the younger crew, i’m sure all you guys are fantastic already 😉

all i’m really saying is that sex is great fun no matter how young/old you are but it is nice getting less hung-up and figuring things out (which is what generally happens as you get older)

i wouldn’t go back to the ‘oh my god where is it, what does it do, what do i do!’ days for all the tea in china, it totally did my head in.

also i was brought up to feel that liking or having a perfectly healthy interest in sex was a bad thing. mum’s a roman catholic an had a wierd way of lookin at stuff. an i was just interested in boys from as soon as i can remember – the relief when i realised i was normal was enormous!

an i havent looked back since :love: