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    AGENT 15
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      Not the brightest of sparks

      Pennsylvania – ~Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take “War on Leather” to Motorcycle Gang Rally.~

      Johnstown, PA: Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.

      “Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

      The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the organizer. “Motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it… Ergo, they should stop.”

      According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960’s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

      “They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

      “I… I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket. And, he… he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know is he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and not left me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”

      Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”

      Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.

      “That’s preposterous, ” said on high ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”

      When confronted with the allegations of force feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.

      #1222044
      General Lighting
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        TBH this sounds rather like something from the Onion or similar joke website crammed full of outdated stereotypes of both groups. real animal rights hippies either wouldn’t dare take on biker gangs or would even tolerate them as thats where they get their drugs from!

        I actually know of a fair few leather-wearing bikers who keep a zoos worth of pets and rescue lost/unwanted cats and dogs :laugh_at:

        #1222052
        AGENT 15
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          Check it on snopes as i am bloxord from it

          #1222045
          General Lighting
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            #1222050
            GiantMidget
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              Fair fucking play to the bikers. Some of these animal right tossers can be right fucking mugs sometimes.

              #1222046
              General Lighting
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                did you see the original source above? ๐Ÿ˜‰

                I also happen to be a mod on another forum where there are veggie and vegan bikers supporting animal rights including a big Belgian biker dude in his 60s what sends everyone pictures of fluffy kittens on their birthday… (I kid you not). :laugh_at:

                I’ll actually ask them about this but I think not all bikers “leathers” are actually leather any more. TBH I didn’t find the joke that funny as it seemed to come from a redneck conservative angle mocking both bikers and animal rights people…

                #1222053
                joshd96320
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                  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

                  #1222051
                  GiantMidget
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                    @General Lighting 368346 wrote:

                    did you see the original source above? ๐Ÿ˜‰

                    I also happen to be a mod on another forum where there are veggie and vegan bikers supporting animal rights including a big Belgian biker dude in his 60s what sends everyone pictures of fluffy kittens on their birthday… (I kid you not). :laugh_at:

                    I’ll actually ask them about this but I think not all bikers “leathers” are actually leather any more. TBH I didn’t find the joke that funny as it seemed to come from a redneck conservative angle mocking both bikers and animal rights people…

                    Ah didn’t see that link. ๐Ÿ˜‰

                    #1222047
                    General Lighting
                    Moderator

                      TBH I’ve only recently come back from a 3 day binge with a mixture of bikers and hippies (and hybrids thereof) in Mid Suffolk so that report triggered my bullshit firewall within seconds.. BTW my mates confirmed that there are indeed loads of synthetic bike “leathers” and all leading brands are now made in leather and non-animal sourced materials!

                      #1222054
                      joshd96320
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                        @General Lighting 368384 wrote:

                        and all leading brands are now made in leather and non-animal sourced materials!

                        so leather isnt animal sourced? :laugh_at:

                        #1222048
                        leveret
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                          @General Lighting 368384 wrote:

                          bullshit firewall

                          :laugh_at:

                          #1222049
                          starlaugh
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                            @General Lighting 368384 wrote:

                            BTW my mates confirmed that there are indeed loads of synthetic bike “leathers” and all leading brands are now made in leather and non-animal sourced materials!

                            There are, these tend to be the stretch patches I have found. but there is also a trend for ‘roo leather for expensive jackets and gloves, light and seem to survive crashes well

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