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    p0ly
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      A woman who claims a council official ordered her to cover up her naked garden gnomes following complaints from a neighbour has spoken of her anger.

      Gnome collector Sandra Smith said she was told to put clothes on three of her favourite ornaments because they were deemed offensive.

      The 64-year-old initially hid their modesty with T-shirts and cowboy hats but later removed the clothing following advice from a local police officer.

      The grandmother, from Hunnington, Halesowen, West Midlands, said: “I had a telephone call from an officer from Bromsgrove District Council who said could I please cover them up because they were offensive to my neighbour.

      “I am more than annoyed. I have been here for 40 years and never had any complaints.
      “I did cover them up with T-shirts and cowboy hats and a police officer who came to investigate something nearby said to take them off because they are not offensive. They are sold in garden centres.”

      A spokesman for Bromsgrove District Council said the authority had no record of any “gnome-related incidents”

      :laugh_at:

      He said: “Council guidelines are statutory, not statuary, and do not explicitly grant authority over garden furniture of this kind.

      “Resolving an issue of this kind would not be a matter for Bromsgrove District Council.
      “When we checked none of our service departments had a record of any gnome-related incidents in the Hunnington area and none of our staff recall receiving such a memorable query.”

      Naked gnomes cover-up order

      #1197445
      joshd96320
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        LMFAOOOOOOOO lmao “gnome related incidents”

        cowboy hats LOLOLOL

        kinky!

        the question is, how did u come across this. were u looking for gnome porn? 😉

        #1197440
        p0ly
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          msn pop up news email thing.

          theres alot of gnome related incidents on PV, i do believe cliffy and holeydel are on the gnome sex offenders list

          #1197436
          MisterDuck
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            gnowt like a bit of gnome

            #1197446
            joshd96320
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              lmao raaa

              #1197441
              p0ly
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                boothy;321465 wrote:
                gnowt like a bit of gnome

                there certainly isnt

                #1197438
                GiantMidget
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                  p0lygon-Window;321461 wrote:
                  i do believe cliffy and holeydel are on the gnome sex offenders list

                  I’ve gone off gnomes now.

                  #1197434
                  Anonymous

                    @p0lygon-Window 321461 wrote:

                    msn pop up news email thing.

                    theres alot of gnome related incidents on PV, i do believe cliffy and holeydel are on the gnome sex offenders list

                    What the fuck?? :you_smart

                    #1197442
                    p0ly
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                      Holeydel;321508 wrote:
                      What the fuck?? :you_smart

                      the people of pv deserve the truth

                      #1197443
                      p0ly
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                        DJCliffy;321500 wrote:
                        I’ve gone off gnomes now.

                        lies ALL LIES

                        #1197435
                        Tank Girl
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                          ha ha!!
                          I now want some to see if they spark any conversation with the neighbours 😉

                          #1197439
                          DaftFader
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                            joshd96320;321459 wrote:
                            cowboy hats LOLOLOL

                            kinky!

                            20gnomes3.jpg

                            #1197447
                            joshd96320
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                              bwahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaha

                              make it cold so we can see her bullet nips

                              im gettin horny

                              #1197437
                              MisterDuck
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                                joshd96320;321551 wrote:
                                bwahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaha

                                make it cold so we can see her bullet nips

                                im gettin horny

                                i just came on my screen

                                #1197444
                                p0ly
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                                  double snap

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