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April 21, 2009 at 5:51 pm #1047096
A woman who claims a council official ordered her to cover up her naked garden gnomes following complaints from a neighbour has spoken of her anger.
Gnome collector Sandra Smith said she was told to put clothes on three of her favourite ornaments because they were deemed offensive.
The 64-year-old initially hid their modesty with T-shirts and cowboy hats but later removed the clothing following advice from a local police officer.
The grandmother, from Hunnington, Halesowen, West Midlands, said: “I had a telephone call from an officer from Bromsgrove District Council who said could I please cover them up because they were offensive to my neighbour.
“I am more than annoyed. I have been here for 40 years and never had any complaints.
“I did cover them up with T-shirts and cowboy hats and a police officer who came to investigate something nearby said to take them off because they are not offensive. They are sold in garden centres.”A spokesman for Bromsgrove District Council said the authority had no record of any “gnome-related incidents”
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He said: “Council guidelines are statutory, not statuary, and do not explicitly grant authority over garden furniture of this kind.
“Resolving an issue of this kind would not be a matter for Bromsgrove District Council.
“When we checked none of our service departments had a record of any gnome-related incidents in the Hunnington area and none of our staff recall receiving such a memorable query.”April 21, 2009 at 5:55 pm #1197445LMFAOOOOOOOO lmao “gnome related incidents”
cowboy hats LOLOLOL
kinky!
the question is, how did u come across this. were u looking for gnome porn? 😉
April 21, 2009 at 5:59 pm #1197440msn pop up news email thing.
theres alot of gnome related incidents on PV, i do believe cliffy and holeydel are on the gnome sex offenders list
April 21, 2009 at 6:15 pm #1197436gnowt like a bit of gnome
April 21, 2009 at 6:18 pm #1197446lmao raaa
April 21, 2009 at 6:19 pm #1197441boothy;321465 wrote:gnowt like a bit of gnomethere certainly isnt
April 21, 2009 at 7:50 pm #1197438p0lygon-Window;321461 wrote:i do believe cliffy and holeydel are on the gnome sex offenders listI’ve gone off gnomes now.
April 21, 2009 at 8:11 pm #1197434Anonymous
@p0lygon-Window 321461 wrote:
msn pop up news email thing.
theres alot of gnome related incidents on PV, i do believe cliffy and holeydel are on the gnome sex offenders list
What the fuck?? :you_smart
April 21, 2009 at 8:35 pm #1197442Holeydel;321508 wrote:What the fuck?? :you_smartthe people of pv deserve the truth
April 21, 2009 at 8:35 pm #1197443DJCliffy;321500 wrote:I’ve gone off gnomes now.lies ALL LIES
April 21, 2009 at 9:00 pm #1197435ha ha!!
I now want some to see if they spark any conversation with the neighbours 😉April 21, 2009 at 9:12 pm #1197439joshd96320;321459 wrote:cowboy hats LOLOLOLkinky!
April 21, 2009 at 9:40 pm #1197447bwahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaha
make it cold so we can see her bullet nips
im gettin horny
April 21, 2009 at 9:52 pm #1197437joshd96320;321551 wrote:bwahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahamake it cold so we can see her bullet nips
im gettin horny
i just came on my screen
April 21, 2009 at 10:05 pm #1197444double snap
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