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    DaftFader
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      @starlaugh 367845 wrote:

      physalis

      when did you catch that?

      #1221861
      starlaugh
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        @DaftFader 367877 wrote:

        when did you catch that?

        never, I am a retard and cant spell syphilis, but my sister asked what the garnish was so I said syphilis. She Told the customer he had syphalis on his spotted dick. It made me piss myself but the customer was not as amused haha

        Syphilis is a sexually transmitted disease caused by the spirochetal bacterium Treponema pallidum subspecies pallidum. The route of transmission of syphilis is almost always through sexual contact, although there are examples of congenital syphilis via transmission from mother to child in utero.

        Not quite the innocent fruit you would expect :laugh_at:

        #1221866
        DaftFader
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          ROFL!!!
          I had to explain what physalis was to a customer when i sugested it to them for a posh replacement for cherry toms and she was totaly bemused at what i was sugesting to her thinking it was something nasty and catching.

          #1221862
          starlaugh
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            @DaftFader 367903 wrote:

            ROFL!!!
            I had to explain what physalis was to a customer when i sugested it to them for a posh replacement for cherry toms and she was totaly bemused at what i was sugesting to her thinking it was something nasty and catching.

            I worked in a restaurant and got my sister a job there as a waitress, I sent out a spotted dick with custard garnished with icing sugar and pysalis.

            Sister came back in and asked what the fruit thing was, so I told her Syphilis..

            A couple of mins later my sister came back to the kitchen looking bemused, asking what was up she said that she told the customer he had syphilis on his spotted dick and couldn’t understand why they all laughed at her :laugh_at:

            #1221876
            joshd96320
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              LOL

              #1221857
              leveret
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                Oh is that what those things are called ?! See, PV is educational !

                #1221867
                DaftFader
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                  Allso known as “Cape Goosberrys”

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