as the title says, the abomination has been reprimanded. Reports say that a Swindon based plumber, Barry B. Igballs, had run manbearpig over after he was sighted leaving a nearby pub, the landlord, who wishes to remain nameless gave this statement:
“well, he just bust in, all Barry big balls like, started making demands. Some of our regulars tried to calm him down, but he refused to leave unless he was given all the pork scratchings and ‘kopped a feel of Margaret’s fanny’. We managed to lure him out with the pork scratchings and a glimpse of Margaret’s fanny, then this van came flying round the corner. Bam! manbearpig was down, and we knew that blighty was safe again.”
Crnl. C. Ocksmear of the RAF squadron 101St ‘take that furry cu&t down!’ lead the official capture of manbearpig, Along with ground support and naval backup. Currently the whereabouts of manbearpig is unknown, but some sources are suggesting that he’s been placed inside a morris marina and flown of to Iceland where he will be expected to taxi tourists around for cashew nuts.
Others are speculating that he will be taken to the nearest veterinary clinic for chemical sterilisation. Although these theory’s cannot be confirmed, the general public are pleased.
Later today Barry B. Igballs will attend a meeting with Her Royal Highness, and prime minister David Cameron. Mr. Igballs is expected to be in receipt of a knighthood, as well as having a national holiday named after him, some are already saying; “happy Igballs-day!.” Mr. Igballs had this to say about the running over of manbearpig:
“well, I was in a rush to get home; I needed a dump really bad see, and, I was stepping on the loud pedal, then as I came around the corner I, well, you know, hit him. There was pork scratching everywhere, It was really very startling to see that many pork scratching let me tell you, but then I realised the great furry mess stuck to the front of my van, it was manbearpig, and he was unconscious! at this point I knew I was going to become a very famous man.”
Mr Igballs, has had the cost of a new van donated to him by the local community. From what reports we have its a new Transit sport.
