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    process
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      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox

      I like this quote the best!

      “He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.
      Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.””

      #1123880
      tarifa
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        you start some really wierd threads 😉

        you bored at work again today?

        ( sorry jus realise that the cow size duck one wasn’t you . . .

        so you an cathdreadhead are just as wierd as each other!)

        #1144796
        tarifa
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          you start some really wierd threads 😉

          you bored at work again today?

          ( sorry jus realise that the cow size duck one wasn’t you . . .

          so you an cathdreadhead are just as wierd as each other!)

          #1123878
          Playground Politics
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            so if its illegal to have sex with inanimate objects, arent dildos illegal!, or bananas

            #1144794
            Playground Politics
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              so if its illegal to have sex with inanimate objects, arent dildos illegal!, or bananas

              #1123875
              Techno Viking
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                [YT]pU-EffYbvVs[/YT]

                #1144791
                Techno Viking
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                  [YT]pU-EffYbvVs[/YT]

                  #1123879
                  cathdreadhead
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                    tarifa wrote:
                    you start some really wierd threads 😉

                    you bored at work again today?

                    ( sorry jus realise that the cow size duck one wasn’t you . . .

                    so you an cathdreadhead are just as wierd as each other!)

                    hahah!

                    #1144795
                    cathdreadhead
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                      tarifa wrote:
                      you start some really wierd threads 😉

                      you bored at work again today?

                      ( sorry jus realise that the cow size duck one wasn’t you . . .

                      so you an cathdreadhead are just as wierd as each other!)

                      hahah!

                      #1123876
                      process
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                        Playground Politics wrote:
                        so if its illegal to have sex with inanimate objects, arent dildos illegal!, or bananas

                        dildos move tho so there alright. banana’s are a no go tho, you’d get done for being a fruit molester.

                        to be fair its abit harsh that guy got put on the sex offenders register. He was doing it in his own house with the door locked.

                        and its definitly not as harsh as this..
                        http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article145635.ece

                        “British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: “I saw the goat the next day ? it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell.”

                        #1144792
                        process
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                          Playground Politics wrote:
                          so if its illegal to have sex with inanimate objects, arent dildos illegal!, or bananas

                          dildos move tho so there alright. banana’s are a no go tho, you’d get done for being a fruit molester.

                          to be fair its abit harsh that guy got put on the sex offenders register. He was doing it in his own house with the door locked.

                          and its definitly not as harsh as this..
                          http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article145635.ece

                          “British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: “I saw the goat the next day ? it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell.”

                          #1123877
                          process
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                            tarifa wrote:
                            you start some really wierd threads 😉

                            you bored at work again today?

                            ( sorry jus realise that the cow size duck one wasn’t you . . .

                            so you an cathdreadhead are just as wierd as each other!)

                            whats wierd with having sex with a bike anyway?! :hopeless: 😉

                            #1144793
                            process
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                              tarifa wrote:
                              you start some really wierd threads 😉

                              you bored at work again today?

                              ( sorry jus realise that the cow size duck one wasn’t you . . .

                              so you an cathdreadhead are just as wierd as each other!)

                              whats wierd with having sex with a bike anyway?! :hopeless: 😉

                              #1123881
                              tarifa
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                                djprocess wrote:
                                whats wierd with having sex with a bike anyway?! :hopeless: 😉

                                nothing whatsoever if that’s what floats ur boat . . .

                                but there’s much nicer ways to do it :devil_wag 😉

                                #1144797
                                tarifa
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                                  djprocess wrote:
                                  whats wierd with having sex with a bike anyway?! :hopeless: 😉

                                  nothing whatsoever if that’s what floats ur boat . . .

                                  but there’s much nicer ways to do it :devil_wag 😉

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